Imeda

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Rowan: So if you have 33 chocolate bars and a friend asks for 2, how many do you have left?

Chaol, shrugging: 31

Lysandra: 33 and a dead body

Aedion: Wait, which friend is asking? I might share with Lys

Rowan: No wait, you guys-

Dorian: Who even has 33 chocolate bars anyway?

Dorian: All you’re gonna have is diabetes if your diet consists of that many chocolate bars

Aelin: Who doesn’t have 33 candy bars?

Fenrys: Hold up Rowan, what kind of candy bars are they?

Lysandra: Fenrys has a point. If they’re snickers then my friend can have all of them

Rowan, muttering to himself: I should have stuck with basketballs. I should have stuck with basketballs

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Tog characters respond to their girlfriend saying they want a baby

Manon: I want a baby

Dorian: I’m a baby

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Yrene: I want a baby

Chaol: No

Yrene: Oh okay

Chaol: Wait but don’t ask another guy, I’ll do it

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Elide: I want a baby

Lorcan: No baby

Elide: Yes baby

Lorcan: Okay baby

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Aelin: I want a baby

Rowan: A baby baby?

Aelin: The alive kind

Rowan: A human baby or a small furry whiskered baby?

Aelin: Either or

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Aedion: No

Aedion: Do not tell me you want a baby

Lysandra: I WASN’T GOING TO

Aedion: SURE YOU WEREN’T

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Aelin: Why do I always want to kill everyone?

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Random person: Wow! You’re so mature for your age!

Aelin: Thanks, it’s the trauma

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Aedion: Are you okay?

Aedion: You look tired

Aedion: You look upset

Aedion: You look confused

Aedion: Are you mad at me?

Aedion: What happened to you?

Aedion: Are you sick?

Rowan: THATS JUST MY FACE!

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Rowan: I sleep a lot cause my dreams are better than reality

Aelin: I sleep a lot because I have depression

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Rowan: If I punch myself and it hurts, does that make me weak or strong?

Fenrys: Strong

Lorcan: Weak

Gavriel: It makes you an idiot

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Rowan: Hey Aelin, can I have some of that water?

Aelin: It’s not water

Rowan: Vodka? Aelin, I don’t think you should be-

Aelin: It’s vinegar

Rowan:

Aelin:

Rowan: W-what

Aelin: It’s vinegar, Rowan

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Chaol: You always see the worst in people

Aelin: Yeah, because people are the worst

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Aelin: I’ve done a lot of dumb shit

Lysandra: I witnessed the dumb shit

Chaol: I remember the dumb shit

Aedion: I recorded the dumb shit

Dorian: I joined you in the dumb shit

Rowan: I TRIED to stop YOU from doing the dumb shit

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Lysandra: Everyone, shut up! *picks up phone* Hello, Evangeline

Elide: HIIIIIIIIII

Rowan: Come back to bed

Aelin: *various sex noises*

Yrene: Tell her I say hi

Fenrys: PASS THE BEER!

Lorcan: *blasting out curse words*

Aedion: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!

Dorian: *also making various sex noises*

Chaol, shaking his head: idiots

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Rowan: Where are you going?

Aelin: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car

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Aedion, watching Aelin and Rowan kiss: It’ll be fun they said. You won’t be the third wheel, they said

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Aelin: Yeah, I looked both ways before crossing the street

Aelin: I looked both beautiful and radiant

Aelin: Too bad I got hit by a car

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Aelin: I know it’s late but

Aelin: Happy new yeet

Aelin: Happy now yawn

Aelin: Hep hep new yelp

Rowan: ??

Aelin: Happy new depression

Aedion: close enough

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Aelin: Lorcan, thank you for agreeing to see me

Lorcan: I didn’t. You just walked in here and started talking

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Aelin: Can you make a sentence without using the letter ‘A’?

Rowan: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, I’m sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon

Oelin: Rowon, whot the fuck