Crapberg von Poopenheimer the III

i have become dung, destroyer of plumbing

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I AM NOT A BALD

YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE BALD THEY BUILT TO TURN ME INTO A CHROME DOME

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some other folks might be bittasmarhdeigham, bigganstrawortwo. maybe nuhuhdid oeverlov

[squidsmeister]

the amazing digital transgender glow up

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i have "hey did mojang add cheese bc youre looking like youre kraft single" as the lamest pickup line to bestow on an unlucky character like it's a .50 cal to their personality

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new goose post confirms she/her for jax

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i think herbert hoover wouldve been a more popular president if he had a stupid looking car named the "herbert moover"

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i remember thinking weird bed &/or yes please was about some special bed that can mimic the personality of a dead loved one, and the narrator, who lost their partner in a car crash, goes insane as they basically try to "revive" their dead spouse with the equivalent of an AI chatbot

and then i found out that it was just hawley describing sex in mysterious terms or something 💀

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christ what an asshole

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weezer is such a cautionary tale because songs from the black hole couldve easily been a masterpiece, but it then got scrapped bc of self consciousness

like three decades later, now they're using genai 💀

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doubleplusliterally1984 starring

chris pratt as winston

chris pratt as obrien

chris pratt as the thought police

seth rogen in a fake mustache as big brother

chris pratt as goldstein

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Yes, nonblack people can reblog. I'd appreciate it, in fact, if y'all took the time to vocally support your Black friends/fans in fandom.

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if someone gets divided by X, do they just shrink more and more for all of eternity like it's a jojo villain's ultimate fate

[indigohunter7]

a lot of the posts i’m seeing on twitter show zero compassion either for mbj and delroy lindo being called a racial slur or for the reality that some symptoms of tourette’s are uncontrollable. both things can exist at the same time.

and yes it may be uncontrollable, but black americans still have the right to feel hurt by a word like that. it’s a strong word with a long, awful history.

also seeing so many accounts (probably burners) trying to fight ableism by being racist… how is that helping this case? and vice versa! some of the things i’ve seen said about this condition today is just plain disgusting

[indigohunter7]

forgot to say that bbc/bafta organisers should be held responsible they could’ve edited it out (they had TWO HOURS) and they chose not to

also want to add if you’re going to use the tourette’s/coprolalia tag to talk about this please be mindful of how you talk about the disorder it’s a real condition that affects the everyday life of people who have it and this is a safe space for them to talk about it

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tpot spoilers (and ig silent hill references)

i still cant get over one randomly james sunderlanding three, why did they do that 😭

it wasnt even an impulsive decision, she took like 30 seconds of concentrated effort in spite of protests from everyone else

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they might be giants? how would you know?

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tbey told me benadryl was fine with lexapro dude this suckksssssssss

[bitzy-bop]

call me crazy but I reallyyy don’t like the insanely high expectations the fandom has for bfdi as of late. yeah you’re allowed to be disappointed about bfdie or whatever but can you guys cut cary and michael some slack and not send them death threats please 😭 this is a show about talking objects man what are we doing 😭😭