beauty & grace

avery snow ;; 29 ;; " see, what you don’t understand, is falling in love wasn’t part of my plan. "

[mwah-avery]

senator-berkley:

So you think this tastes good? I’m having a little party over here for some associates and really want to have something good for them. The caterer sent these samples, tell me what you think.

“I would taste them, but I’m on a strict diet. My trainer would kill me if I even tried that delicious looking strawberry shortcake you have over there. But I mean ... I guess I can try everything for the hell of it and then go for a quick run tonight. Though if he questions me about this and why I gained a couple pounds I’m blaming you.”

[mwah-avery]

❛ fine… but just so you know, if you ever ask me to put on a dress and dance the gangnam style, I’m drawing the line. ❜

“Oh come on, not even if I pay you? I promise you, you won’t look ridiculous and I won’t video tape you either.”

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carolinafoster:

“I didn’t see anything.”

“You sure about that? You seem a little nervous right now, Carolina.”

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jacky-valmont:

“What do you think, does it fit?” the brunette asked as she turned to the side as she observed herself in the mirror. “I can’t look like trash at an important business meeting. This might be nice, but it might also look like I’m dressing for a funeral in this much black…”

“The dress looks great on you, but I would suggest you not wear it to that business meeting. Seems to me its more of a club dress or a I-wanna-get-laid dress. Even though it's black, you can never have too many little black dresses in your closet.”

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sophia-just-around-the-riverbend:

“It usually only looks good on us naturals.”

“You are right about that. I do get highlights and an ombre once, but that’s as far as I am going and can be close to being a “blonde”.”

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ioan-demaris:

You were gone?

“Uh, yes. For a while now, actually. Where have you’ve been?”

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sophia-just-around-the-riverbend:

“Sophia Rivers.”

“Well it’s nice to meet you, Sophia. Can I just say that I’m loving your hair color? It looks nice on you. I tried going blonde years ago and it looked horrendous.”

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carmenxbalboa:

“I’m starving, do you want to go get mexican food or pizza?”

“Sure, but let’s get mexican food. I’ve eaten pizza the last two days and now I’m sick of it.”

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penelope-bachman:

“Aw, thank you for giving me a good idea to not want to know who you are, doll. Remember that you could possibly be snotty, yeah I know. I’m Penelope, not sure I’ve seen you around though.”

“No, thank you for showing me the reason why we’ll never be acquaintances. Rude? Yes, but snotty? I don’t think so. If you wanna make it in the Hamptons, you gotta be a little rude. Well Penelope, that’s because I just got back. But don’t worry, you’ll be seeing a lot of me for now.”

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avicnna:

“Yeah, I don’t know who you are but welcome back. Beautiful dress.”

“Thanks, it’s actually one of my mother’s designs from her upcoming Spring collection. I’m Avery, Avery Snow. It’s lovely to meet you.”

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jacky-valmont:

“Of course, yes. Just a tiny question, who are you exactly?”

“You seriously don’t know who I am? I’m Avery Snow, but uh I’ll let that slide. And who are you?”

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elijah-godfrey:

“And of course you never get tired of dramatic entrances.”

“When don’t I make a dramatic entrance? Like my mother always says, ‘If you wanna be remembered, you gotta make a grande entrance.’ Mother is always right, you know.”

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sophia-just-around-the-riverbend:

“I don’t know who you are.”

“The name’s Avery Snow and you are...?”

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carmenxbalboa:

“No, it can’t be… Avery?”

"In the flesh, sweets. I'm glad to see someone hasn't forgotten about me. How are you doing?”

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reaganbcn:

“Are you another E! Entertainment Television talent rep? I’ve told every single one of you that my house is not going to be used as a set for whatever new show you have in the works. However, I actually am interested in talking about some new reality show ideas I’ve had in mind lately, such as “Europeans trying to find a place to call Home” following the story of four Europeans in their swimwear walking around East Hampton trying to find the best place to eat fish sticks but really all they accomplish is get catcalled on their way to McDonalds to get their chicken nuggets.”

“Sorry to break it to you, but I’m not an E! Entertainment Television talent rep. I’m Avery Snow, daughter of movie actor Robert Snow and fashion designer Carrie Snow. Not gonna lie, that show idea sounds pretty cool and weird.”

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penelope-bachman:

“Is this the part where paparazzi takes your picture and you pretend to be a celebrity that only three people know?”

“Sweetie, if you knew who i was you’d understand why I’m like this. Besides I love making a grand enterance, it's the best way for people to remember who you are. I’m Avery and you are...?”

[mwah-avery]

“Surprise bitches, I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.”