i swear i have cool stuff

something something

[secondstar-acorn]

[cybermanes]

I think she’s using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[tommyarashikage-archived]

characters cleaning blood off their partner's face is just PEAK romance actually. bonus points if it's someone else's blood

[enlitment]

spill for me, Muse, the wine-dark tea on a problematic man

[samtf]

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

[the-fatal-impact]

Tak było, nie zmyślam…

[holmesandwhatson]

and they were roommates

[queerpyracy]

"wahh i only like enemies to lovers if it's gay bc i don't want men to be mean to women" what about a woman doing heinous shit to a man and that man (who also sucks) being pathetically psychosexually obsessed with her. you people have no fucking vision. if you were willing to read & write women doing actual wrongs this wouldn't be a problem. let that female character commit atrocities with the sole goal of ruining one guy's life while they have weird sexual tension about it

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[n0seferatu]

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

[n0seferatu]

damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......

[n0seferatu]

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[infertilityidol]

first of all I do not "goon" I am a LADY and I TOUCH MYSELF

[kazoosandfannypacks]

i love that discord doesn't tell you if someone's read your messages. like genuinely. normalize others not needing every second of your time right away. normalize taking time to formulate a proper answer. normalize this.

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[napalmdebt]

to chiba do mnie

[whoooooisthis]

oh so you're telling me my skin Magically Fixes Itself after i stop obsessively picking at it... who would've fucking thought

[ikealanterns-deactivated2020112]

pleeeeeaaaaase don’t make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think it’s a good idea to ruin their fun (and don’t think people don’t notice your eye rolls and side glances) you’re an asshole