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People who buy a book, read the book, and then go out and buy another book are people I admire because I buy 12 books at once and 11 of them usually sit there unread for years.

tomhiddletson

she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space

peta2

Do you?

vilebeggar-deactivated20170618

i think the top one is a cat and the bottom one is a pig

badsciencejokes

Trying to find something to talk about with people who aren’t science majors

#the struggle is real

dean-sam-winchesterbros

just-shower-thoughts

Because of their barking, dogs would never get past the initial set up of a knock knock joke.

advicefromsurvivors

Being abused can seriously affect your ability to distinguish between “not obviously pleased” and “obviously displeased” because abusers go from Neutral to Hostile for absolutely no discernible reason, and eventually you start worrying that everyone is going to be like that and you start feeling this urge to make absolutely sure that the people you actually care about aren’t mad or upset, because to you, “there’s no evidence that they’re not angry” is the same as “there’s evidence that they are angry”

kiriamaya

!!! this thing! this thing right here!

just-shower-thoughts

Dogs are great because they could rip you apart and eat you but they don’t because they want belly rubs instead

just-shower-thoughts

WebMD is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book where the ending is always cancer

assian-candor-deactivated201809

I don’t usually get involved with this whole “my dash did a thing” business but come on

makebeliever

“They frighten me as well. There is no shame in that. My children have grown wild and angry in the dark.” “You … you mean to ride them?” “One of them. All I know of dragons is what my brother told me when I was a girl, and some I read in books, but it is said that even Aegon the Conqueror never dared mount Vhagar or Meraxes, nor did his sisters ride Balerion the Black Dread. Dragons live longer than men, some for hundreds of years, so Balerion had other riders after Aegon died … but no rider ever flew two dragons.”