lavender forever

Mercury is not in retrograde your coping mechanisms are

[happter-n-friends]

If you don’t think fish are funny, I present to you: Ribbon Eel

They look like screaming sock puppets

[cannibalchicken]

make better choices

[afloweroutofstone]

Doing some deep reading into Cherokee history for the project that I'm working on and I am continually amazed how fucking funny old Cherokee leaders were

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[macbethheadband]

I was looking into break rooms (those places that give u a bat and let u smash stuff) and this line got me

[that-house]

[infectiouspiss]

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

[infectiouspiss]

[biggaybunny]

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

[largishcat]

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

[cloudstation]

Worst types of country songs:

Alcoholism rules

God bless the USA

Truck

Diet christian music

Love a small town blue eyed girl

Best types of country songs:

Just a specific ass situation

I hate this damn job

Woman kills those who've wronged her

Alcoholism sucks

[mylordshesacactus]

on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918

[the-astro-ambassadors]

discovered a dog called Sock today. short for Socrates. if you even care

[moreglitter]

Came across the most charmingly delivered piece of advice on r/houseplants

The diagram:

[important-animal-images]

[the-grollican]

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race