Walk through the valley of peace with bare feet

[cuteprofessorgabby]

do u ever just look at ur muse and just “you make shit decisions”

[gluttonysuggestions]

Destroy me fight me give me something harsh to dig my jaws into. I’m trapped in myself give me an enemy already and release me.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

:0c im still here i can always tutor you again

[mxctatio-blog]

Yes….

yes perhaps reading is a useful skill to have. Not as useful as spear throwing in my experience but alas. 

[cyberneticlagomorph]

trade you some tutoring in reading for more fight training

[mxctatio-blog]

my friend, you know this is an opportunity I will not pass up. 

[cyberneticlagomorph]

:0c im still here i can always tutor you again

[mxctatio-blog]

Yes....

yes perhaps reading is a useful skill to have. Not as useful as spear throwing in my experience but alas. 

[cyberneticlagomorph]

2 months feels like forever to me ok how’s your reading been going?

[mxctatio-blog]

Reading is....

quite a bit more difficult than arithmetic. 

[mxctatio-blog]

I once believed combining two amounts without the use of one’s fingers was a task only accomplished by the educated elites. Imagine my surprise to learn this is a simple science that can be learned and done with a pen. And some can even accomplish this feat in their minds without ever touching paper. 

How foolish I was. 

[cyberneticlagomorph]

its been forever! how’ve you been?

[mxctatio-blog]

According to my lightning bolt in reality it has merely been two months. However, I do see how this might feel much longer. I apologize for not announcing my hiatus prior to taking it. In this time my knowledge of sciences has vastly improved. I am learning arithmetic.  

[mxctatio-blog]

cyberneticlagomorph replied to your post:It has been many days since my last appearance on...

MAX!

My friend. I apologize for my absence. I have been busy but I can assure you death has not captured me yet. 

[klimtsonianunofficial]

fuck i fucked up

[mxctatio-blog]

It has been many days since my last appearance on this Social Media website. I have gained many followers in my absence 1/3 of which appear to be Earthrealm women in risque poses. 

[crimebegets-blog]

reasons to watch spartacus: this is how they curse

[realfootage]

[slandergod]

I don’t know how obvious I can make it that I’ve been beyond fed up with Asgardia. I’m going to socially block all of them, don’t talk to me or my hundreds of illegitimate children scattered across the world ever again

[mxctatio-blog]

Low key slides you my number 

[mxctatio-blog]

iironkang replied to your post “And being a henchmen requires willingly submitting to another person...”

I'd venture to say that you and I both know there are plenty of people out there who let other people make their decisions for them.

Aye, I am afraid there are dogs and sheep at every turn. Perhaps, even more of them in the realm than not. Do these people make good help? I imagine so, loyal at least until they walk themselves off a precipice. 

[iironkang-blog]

Unless that’s a prelude to an offer to work for me, I wouldn’t worry about it.

[mxctatio-blog]

Humor me, my friend. 

[mxctatio-blog]

Help is best acquired through threats of violence. 

[iironkang-blog]

Willing participants are far less likely to turn on you.

[mxctatio-blog]

Willing participants are hard to come by. 

[iironkang-blog]

It depends on what you’re doing, and how good you make it sound.

[mxctatio-blog]

What is it exactly then, that you seek my friend?

[mxctatio-blog]

And being a henchmen requires willingly submitting to another person which, how many people are willing do do this?