Laughter like mercury. Like mistletoe.

What is a lie when it's at home? I'm the God of Mischief, God of Stories, Moon Queen and Wanderer, the Magic Theater. Agent of no one. I'm Loki. First, last and always. (rp blog for Earth-616/myth Loki) KIK: Magpiesandlies

[slandergod]

crawls out of the ground like a zombie bursting from their entombment to remind you all that it was my birthday yesterday!

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Over four and a half thousand years old and still hot as hell 

[slandergod]

crawls out of the ground like a zombie bursting from their entombment to remind you all that it was my birthday yesterday!

[oopsprompts]

“Well, what do you call it when someone tries to kill you?”

“Tuesday.”

[crinosgf]

△ Honestly this is more of a personal curiosity, but are you aware of what Loki has done in the past? Or some of it at least? Not saying they don't deserve another chance, just curious about how much they might have explained.

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I know pretty much everything they did in the past and I’m okay with that. They’re actively trying to be a better person and even if they mess up from time to time, I know that there’s more to them than just their mistakes.

[slandergod]

Pft you think I’m trying to hide shit from people, my bitch ass has a Wikipedia page chronologically documenting my criminal crimes try again 😘

Bold of you to assume I haven’t admitted to the spicier stuff that SHIELD doesn’t know about at 3am sobbing with a mouthful of pizza

It’s like you mortals don’t even know me

[screenshotsofdespair]

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Relatable content(tm)

[blockmind]

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I am not a model, the gf is very good at candids ;)

[memewhore]

[simpscreens]

[crinosgf]

It’s that time of the year where I become a literal tomato every time I set foot out of my house

[slandergod]

Good news! I’ve decided there’s no need for a sun anymore. 

bye sun! 

[slandergod]

If anyone wonders what I’ve been up to, the answer is: space drugs. Hard, hard space drugs.

[crinosgf]

So since today is Loki’s blot we could say he’s also the Easter Bunny

[slandergod]

Babe I’m so drunk from all the offerings today that I could be anything anyone wants 😉😉

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Live scorpions ❤️

[slandergod]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCELING 🎉🎉🎉 💙

You know that thing Tumblr is supposed to do where you get a little flag on your inbox indicating that you’ve received a several month old birthday message from your best friend and partner in crime and love of your life? I will graciously accept this even though this dysfunctional website can eat a truck of ass ;) 

Bless you <3 

[slandergod]

Easter falling on (one of) my feast days this year feels like a capital offense 

[michaeldrawrrett]

🎃HAPPY🎃 HALLOWEEN🎃! At a recent Halloween Party I went as a Werewolf, and I was handing (clawing??) out THESE pamphlets to convert more good folks to our hairy cause (Words can’t describe how proud I am of this dumb thing)

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@crinosgf

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Everyone’s so fuckin negative on here tonight 

GO outside! Roll in the snow! Eat someone out! Carpe diem!