Oh dear.. You must be lost..

My relatioship status ? Netflix, Oreos & Sweatpants..

[catasters]

[princesstigerbelle]

What kind of bird is this

[naamahdarling]

The kind with several other birds inside it.

[joematar]

a mother! how wonderful

[bewbin]

why do youtubers start with “what is up” but dont even wait for me to tell them about my day. this reltionship is too one sided my mother was right about u 

[dailytwitterposts]

[labias]

im selling my forehead as an ad space

[oldblogarchived]

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

[disc80s]

IM CRYINGNFN

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[thebootydiaries]

friend: i'll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

[twitterlols]

[legends-canon]

[thebootydiaries]

gets me every time ;(

[hayniacstuck]

Me, on my deathbed: wtf….Why did they cancel Victorious

[toocooltobehipster]

“gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage”

[itmakesyousorry]

WHY DOES IT HAVE HANDS

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

*breakdances sadly* 

[honeymoonavenue]

jennifer’s body (2009)

[confessionsofanerd]

This movie gets funnier every year that I get older

[versacethotty]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

android users: this is the galaxy teet-sucker 14 it has an LED display and 605 years of battery life on one charge. it runs on fossil fuels and can actually fuck your wife. its modern innovation at its finest

iphone users: sometimes when i charge my phone the battery percentage goes backwards

[eyeofpsyche]

[wickedwonderlandd]

Come pick me up I hate it here!

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