[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[nostalgicfun]

Love from the Very Hungry Caterpillar, 2015

[cahootings]

I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[ryan-sometimes]

Bro… 11 THOUSAND YEARS???

[gamecubewizard]

theyre imprisoning him in a giant cursed crystal

[butch12whack]

tags that make me remember how astronomical of a figure a billion is and fuels my desire to dismantle capitalism

[lakevida]

i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

[escuerzoresucitado]

[april]

📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it

[yourplayersaidwhat]

"When you look at the spell Invisibility, it lists a number of actions that cannot be taken without ending the spell. Pissing is not one of them."

The DM explaining *how* the wizard goes to the monster lair to piss, when we asked *why*.

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[foxyclock]

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[h0useofw0lves]

i need to recreate this truck i saw with my eyes while driving on the highway today gimme a sec

[h0useofw0lves]

it was like this

[potholefullofsoup]

found a pic on reddit. 10/10 for accuracy

[bewbin]

Uncle Tier List

[bewbin]

Uncle Tier list patch notes:

Mike has been moved to c tier

dad's brother in law has been moved to f tier

all uncles buffed 10 percent shadow damage

[bewbin]

Uncle Tier list hotfixes

Dad's Best Friend added to S tier

[rslashrats]

fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

[edwad]

wait a minute

that's me. that's my post. what is this

[anarchblr]

[evildilf2]

[justsomeguycore]

why is this like an infographic about dysphoria

[bimbobuggins]

Why does Snoopy AVE A KNOIFE?

[mindflamer]

[everysinglepheel]

[pukicho]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUKI!!

It's my bday too lolol

THANKS its my birthday!

[pukicho]

Guys its my birthdya ! September 4!!!

[clownkiss3r]

are we supposed to congratulate you

[pukicho]

Pray to me

[prokopetz]

The fascinating thing about this particular patch note is that it implies the game engine is fully rendering your character's penis at all times, not just when you take your pants off.

[ttrpgcafe]

I'd say it was because they were accurately rendering the bulge, but if they're clipping through, that clearly can't be the case either.

[prokopetz]

Even if they wanted the bulges to be meticulously accurate, the sensible approach would have been to include a hidden penis size slider in the mesh for the trousers. That way, you could render the trousers with a bulge of appropriate dimensions baked into the mesh and simply switch the penis off whenever it's fully covered; it'd be hugely computationally cheaper than doing fabric simulation to determine the bulge dimensions dynamically, you'd save on running needless penis physics calculations whose results will never be seen by the player, and there'd be no risk of penis clipping. The way they currently seem to be doing it is just sloppy penis optimisation.

[amirrorcalledthemoon]

[heyallnorahere]

giving my girlfriend sloppy penis optimization

[jeeu]

[home-and-having-tea]