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“I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid.” - mxdiacsection

“What part of my plan is stupid,then maybe I can fix it,or you can come up with a better one”

“Well why didn’t you say that before I thought of crashing a kids birthday just for glitter tattoos. I won’t do it alright,just as long as we can get cake at the supermarket too,I really want some now”

“Because I fucking thought it was common sense! There’s like no common sense in this godforsaken planet nowadays!”

#red eyes minnie #xD

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“Listen mate, I never said I was a saint. Necrophilia isn’t anyone’s cup of tea unless you’re fourteen different kinds of fucked up.” she said, genlty massaging her injured foot.

#lacey evans #srry 4 being slow n lazy omfg

“But you probably implied it. Implication can totally change the meaning of a sentence. Does that mean I’m 13 different kinds of fucked up? I’m fucked up in quite a few ways.”

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“I’m not suicidal. I’m a free runner.” she explained. “Fucking the queens corpse?” she snorted, beginning to laugh. “I don’t think I’ve ever heard that before.”

#lacey evans #tw suicide #suicide tw

Cernunnos rolled his eyes. “That’s because I just fucking came up with it! Are you saying that to make yourself seem more of a saint? There are no saints in this fucking world! Besides, necrophilia puts the rot in erotic although I’m not in illegal kinks like that.”

If we’re dating I will get you sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself

#evil boy

You can tell a lot about a person from their music. Hit shuffle on you Ipod, MP3 Player, etc. and put the first 10 songs! One rule, no skipping! Tag 10 people and pass it on!

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Tagged by: lacey-evans

Cartoon - Skye Sweetnam

An Deiner Seite - Tokio Hotel

Throwdown (feat. Skye Sweetnam) - Dodger

Fragile - Kerli

V - The Constructus Corporation

Affection - Crystal Castles

Use Once and Destory - Hole

Kinderfeld - Marilyn Manson

Monsoon - Tokio Hotel

1000 Meere - Tokio Hotel

the bulk of this selection just screams welcome back to 2007 tbh

Tagging: red-eyes-minnie isoshi-matsuda the-crimson-red-reaper schlxnge tbh idk who else 2 tag so if u see this feel free 2 do it n say i tagged u

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“I’m truly privilaged to look this good without clothes on."

“Sounds like something I’d say.”

“Nop~ nothing really happened today or the other days~ … Well except one bad thing but it’s better to Forget about it…”

“How bad was the thing?”

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“No need to get snippy, it was a joke.” she said, giving him funny look. “Not like I care. You use it as a distraction, correct? Lots of people do in different ways. You smoke and get high, I jump from building to building.” she said simply.

#lacey evans #tw suicide #suicide tw #cernu is so disgusting once again im sorry omfg

“Whatever,” he commented slightly sticking out his tongue for a few seconds. “Your point is? By that logic, one could say that we’re both suicidal! Also, if you’re trying to make yourself sound more of a saint, I might as well be fucking Queen Victoria’s corpse!”

“I’m truly privilaged to look this good without clothes on."

“Sounds like something I’d say.”

“Pretty good too actually~ it’s a basic day but still”

“That’s good. I guess not many interesting things happened?”

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“I’m actually a comedian on the side, no big deal.” she pretended to dust off her shoulder, only to yelp out in pain when her foot wasn’t supported. Lacey wrinkled her nose. “Ew, toe jam?! That’s disgusting!” she shook her head, making a soft sound of understanding. “Oh, I see…” she murmured. “Can’t say I would know what that’s like though.”

#lacey evans #idek with the toe jam i just randomly thought of something

Cernunnos tilted his head and rolled his eyes. “You’re not goddamn Jeff Dunham or Weird Al Yankovic without the music. Fucking accept that.” He sighed and responded, “You would if you went through what I had to, you would do the same.”

“I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid.” - mxdiacsection

“What part of my plan is stupid,then maybe I can fix it,or you can come up with a better one”

“Awww but come on,I know a guy who can give me the balloons and glitter tattoos are so pretty and I love glitter. They won’t notice if I dress like I’m supposed to be there”

#red eyes minnie #the feel when a bit of how u speak urself ends up in the reply

“If you really wanted glitter tattoos, we’d go get them at like a supermarket, but your ass suggested we steal them, so I ain’t contributing a cent if you end up in jail.”

“I’m truly privilaged to look this good without clothes on."

“Sounds like something I’d say.”

“Hehe~ So how’s your day mister good looking~?”

“Pretty good. How about you?”

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Lacey wiggled her fingers and made her eyes wide. “Magic,” she whispered with a giggle. At the male’s explanation, the girl couldn’t help but shake her head. “Well, do you drink often enough that you get a craving for it? Because that my friend, is called alcoholism.”

#lacey evans #cernu can be so disgusting im sorry omfg

“Hardee har har. Oh, that was so funny,” the Hufflepuff responded cringing. “We go to a fucking school for magic! You should’ve been more goddamn creative by saying it was toe jam someone stuck up your asshole or shit like that.” He shook his head no. “It may just be a coping mechanism, but my chain smoking habit and occasional hallucinogen use is much worse.”

“I’m truly privilaged to look this good without clothes on."

“Sounds like something I’d say.”

“True that~”

“I’m glad you agree.”