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Hello Zacharie! You sell anything unusual?

1. [The Batter is pictured chasing after Zacharie alongside his add-ons as various specters flee from him.] “I also used to sell souls, but the Batter didn’t like that very much.”

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What wares do you have for sale?

1. [Zacharie is shown standing cross-armed next to a drawn inventory of items listing all of the usable items in the game, such as tickets, meat, & inspirations.] “Healing items, revives, the like… Average videogame merchant gear.”

2. [Batter is shown standing with a comically excessive amount of bats in his arms, with no visible expression.] [Zacharie responds from off-screen.] “Oh, and bats, of course. I have swords too, but I don’t have clients for those…”

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Life brings us all around.

[ASKBOX OPEN - REBOOT]

Bonus:

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HEWWO? OWO?

Elsen, looking disgruntled: “what’s an owo?”

Zacharie, spitting out his drink whilst leaning on Batter for support: [JARRINGLY LOUD CACKLING]

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japhet. what book have you been reading lately?

Japhet, with three books levitating around him: “well, not just one, but quite a plenty! i’ve mastered the art of reading multiple books at once! two of these were gifted to me by the cat brothers... valerie and pablo, was it?”

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Is batter wearing? Ear rings? They're super cute!

Batter, signing and holding his two earrings and a necklace: [they are my add-ons.]

Does Zacharie have... cake?

Zacharie, holding a slice of cake: “well, not normally! but the batter baked me some. ...it’s a bit tart, though he tried his best, i’m sure.”

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I like the color of your veins

Batter, confused: *does not have veins*

Zacharie, looking mildly disturbed: *just now realized batter does not have veins*

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leggie

Batter, signing: [leggie.]

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So, since the ask blog is open - how are Pablo and Valerie doing?

Zacharie: “they’re alright! in fact, they’ve found a new napping spot—my sweater! it’s quite cumbersome, though i do enjoy the company.”

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friendly reminder batter lesbian

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ASK BOX OPEN.

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it’s been awhile, hasn’t it?

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so mortis ghost said zacharie would dab

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after listening to the off 10th anniversary livestream, ive concluded that mx!zach sounds like mortis and mx!batter sounds like exaheva this also means im going to make stupid comics of them talking about “is batter a lesbian?” and “deSPACITO 2” based off of the stream dialogue