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“No, but I’ll definitely end it if you have sex in my hot tub,” he said with a laugh. “The last thing I need is to be cleaning condoms out that aren’t even mine,” Jack pointed out with a smirk, letting her finish the margaritas. He leaned back against the counter, watching the liquid whir as she spoke.
“Oh come on, you know you’re not my type. I prefer them short and cute, you’re tall and sassy,” Jack laughed, rolling his eyes as he salted the rims of the glasses and set them down next to the blender. He didn’t really care if she thought he was love struck, because he was. Not that he’d admit it out loud. “Well, we’ve been on a few dates. Four to be exact. She’s pretty great, honestly.”
“Rude, Jack. Really rude. If I had a hot tub, I would let you have sex in it. Because that’s what friends do.” Well, that’s what Margo did. But then, she had a tendency to treat people like she’d known them much, much longer than she actually had. She picked up the blender and poured the frozen mixture into the salted glasses.
“I will have you know that I’m fucking adorable. But, fine, have it your way. If you need to convince yourself that you’re not into hilarious women with long legs so that you can hang onto your monogamy, then who am I to shine a light on your delusion?” Margo nudged the other glass toward Jack. “Four dates, hm? Cheers, then. That’s more quality time than the girls get on 'The Bachelor' so there must be love in the air.”











