The Guitar and its Boy

  𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕙, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨 𝕤𝕜𝕪. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕚𝕥 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕤 𝕤𝕠 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥...             ~An Indie RP.~

[teddyxlupin-blog]

rent (movie) ☾ starters.

trigger warnings. ;; death, sexuality, alcohol.

❝ I’m more of a man than you’ll ever be - and more of a woman than you’ll ever get. ❞ ❝ There are times when we’re dirt broke, hungry, and freezing, and I ask myself, why the hell am I still living here? ❞ ❝ [Name], clad only in bubble wrap, will perform their famous lawn chair-handcuff dance to the sound of iced tea being stirred. ❞ ❝ You always said how lucky you were that we were all friends. But it was us, baby, who were the lucky ones. ❞ ❝ I’d be happy to die for a taste of what they had! Someone to live for, unafraid to say I love you. ❞ ❝ There will always be women in rubber flirting with me! ❞ ❝ I’m looking for baggage that goes with mine. ❞ ❝ How we gonna pay last year’s rent? ❞ ❝ There’s only us, There’s only this.❞ ❝ No day but today. ❞ ❝ I can’t take much more of this. This obsessive, compulsive, control-freak, paranoia. ❞ ❝ I didn’t pierce my nipples ‘cause it grossed you out! ❞ ❝ I try to open up to what I don’t know, because reason says I should have died three years ago. ❞ ❝ Time flies, and then no need to endure anymore! ❞ ❝ Forget regret, or life is yours to miss. ❞ ❝ There is no future. There is no past. ❞ ❝ I didn’t recognize you without the handcuffs. ❞ ❝ Take me for what I am! ❞ ❝ Take me baby, or leave me! ❞ ❝ I should tell you, I should tell you… I have always loved you. ❞ ❝ Long ago you might’ve lit up my heart. But the fire’s dead, and ain’t ever ever gonna start! ❞ ❝ My body’s talkin’ to me, it says “Time for danger!” ❞ ❝ Every single day I walk down the street, I hear people say, “Baby, so sweet.” Ever since puberty, everybody stares at me. Boys, girls, I can’t help it, baby. ❞ ❝ Have you ever doubted a kiss or two? ❞ ❝ They say I have the best ass below 14th street. Is it true? ❞ ❝ I don’t own emotion, I rent. ❞ ❝ Excuse me, did I do something wrong? I get invited then ignored all night long! ❞ ❝ This boy could use some STOLI! ❞ ❝ This is not my bar mitzvah! ❞ ❝ I say “se la vie”, let her be a lesbian! ❞ ❝ Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare? ❞ ❝ A tiger in a cage can never see the sun! This diva needs their stage, baby, let’s have fun! ❞ ❝ Times are shitty, but I’m pretty sure they can’t get worse. ❞

[puddinsnutso-archive-deactivate]

roleplayiing-memes:

suicide squad; starter sentences.

“We’re bad guys, it’s what we do.”

“I’m bored. Play with me!”

“You got all dressed up for me?”

“Booga-booga-booga!”

“That is just a whole lot of pretty and a whole lot of crazy.”

“She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love.”

“What is this? Cheerleading tryouts?”

“Bring the car around. We’re going for a drive.”

“You got a boyfriend?”

“Gentleman, ladies: what if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House, and grab the president right out of the Oval Office. Who would'a stopped him?”

“If they get caught, we throw ‘em under the bus.”

“Don’t make me shoot you.”

“My job is to keep you alive until you die. You understand that?”

“Please don’t touch me, please don’t touch me…”

“It’s taken me some time, but I finally have them. The worst of the worst.”

“Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.”

“Love your perfume. What is that, the stench of death?”

“Ooh, you’re cute! You want me? I’m all yours.”

“You wanna see something? YOU WANNA SEE SOMETHING?”

“Come on, Puddin’. Do it!”

“I’ll accept the consequences.”

“You might want to keep your mouth shut.”

“I love this guy. He’s so intense!”

“Blah blah blah blah blah blah. All of that chit chat’s gonna get you hurt.”

“Let’s do something fun.”

“Everyone’s has a weakness, and a weakness can be leverage.”

“In a world of monsters, this is the only way to protect the country.”

“I don’t know what they told you, but I’m a hitman, not a fireman, I don’t save people!”

“If this man shoots me, I want you to kill him and I want you to go clear my browser history.”

“You don’t kill as many people as I’ve killed and still sleep like a kitten, but feel shit like love.”

“I want to build a team of some very dangerous people, who I think can do some good.”

“This is the deal: You disobey me, you die. You try to escape, you die.You irritate or vex me… and guess what? You die.”

“Here’s to honor among thieves.”

“I’m known for being quite vexing, I’m just forewarning you…”

“Oh, I’m not gonna kill you… I’m just gonna hurt you really, really bad.”

“Would you die for me?”

“Would you live for me?”

“You might wanna work on your team motivation thing.”

“I live for these moments with you.”

“Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you people?”

“Don’t forget: we’re the bad guys.”

“I love this guy!”

“Oh, he’s embarrassed of us… that’s so cute!”

[screamat5-deactivated20201002]

[mxsicman-blog]

Cash’s face lit up like a christmas tree and he grabbed his acoustic with his left hand, climbing up on his feet and making his way to an empty stool next to the man in the piano. He smiled at him and swung his guitar over his lap. “Well you don’t have to ask me twice.” he said, playing the chords of his guitar with a dimpled grin, “I’m Cash. What’s yours?”

[iimchuckbass]

“ I’m Oscar, pleasure to meet you, friend.” Oscar said, holding his hand out for Cash to shake. “So, Cash.” He said, tinkering on the keys as he looked back at him. “What kind of stuff do you like to play?” He asked. He thought it was amazing how people bonded to quickly over music. It was the perfect ice breaker. 

[mxsicman-blog]

“Well, it’s a pleasure to meet you as well,” Cash said, taking his hand and shaking it. He wrapped the strap of his guitar around him and shrugged at Oscar, “Quite frankly my man, I like everything and fucking anything.” He laughed at himself and then just smacked the rosette of his guitar, “But my heart belongs to folk.”

[iimchuckbass]

( closed starter ) for @mxsicman

Slamming the keys at the local bar, Oscar was having the time of his life, as he always did when he performed. Even if it was just a run down bar, he didn’t care. He just enjoyed the music, and he enjoyed playing his music for people. He glanced into the small crown of the people in he bar, and he noticed a man tapping his foot in time to the song, looking to be enjoying it more than anyone else there. “Hey man.” Oscar called, as he continued tapping the keys. “Wanna come jam?”

[mxsicman-blog]

Cash’s face lit up like a christmas tree and he grabbed his acoustic with his left hand, climbing up on his feet and making his way to an empty stool next to the man in the piano. He smiled at him and swung his guitar over his lap. “Well you don’t have to ask me twice.” he said, playing the chords of his guitar with a dimpled grin, “I’m Cash. What’s yours?”

[sheehanspam]

[mxsicman-blog]

"Hey did you know that apparently it’s frowned upon to come up to another individual and say ‘Hi, hello, you have a great face. Wanna make out?’” Cash shrugged, “I did not know that. Why didn’t anyone tell me that?!” 

[mxsicman-blog]

...

I watched forty-five minutes worth of MPGIS, successfully finished my homework, and finally came up with my stripper name in case this college thing blows over. It’s been a good day.

[rpfunstuff]

A Clockwork Orange Sentence Meme

”Goodness is something chosen.”

”How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil?”

”I am everyone’s friend, except to my enemies.”

”I see what is right and approve, but I do what is wrong.”

”I was calm on the outside, but thinking all the time.”

”I’ll give you just ten seconds to wipe that stupid grin off of your face.”

”Is it better for a man to have chosen evil than to have good imposed upon him?”

”It is as inhuman to be totally good as it is to be totally evil.”

”It may be horrible to be goоd. And when I say that to you I realize how self-contradictory that sounds.”

”It’s funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.”

”Senseless violence is a prerogative of youth, which has much energy but little talent for the constructive.”

”The important thing is moral choice. Evil has to exist along with good, in order that moral choice may operate. Life is sustained by the grinding opposition of moral entities.”

”There comes a time, however, when violence is seen as juvenile and boring.”

”To devastate is easier and more spectacular than to create.”

”Tomorrow is all like sweet flowers and the turning vonny earth and the stars and the old Luna up there.”

”We can destroy what we have written, but we cannot unwrite it.”

”Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?”

”Where do I come into all of this? Am I just some animal or dog?”

”You were not put on this Earth just to get in touch with God.”

”You’ve proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong.”

[mxsicman-blog]

“So, I don’t wanna be rude or nothin’,” He cleared his throat and extended a hand to the other.  “I’m Cash, and it’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance oh beautiful, possibly-murderous lady. I play music, what do YOU do?”  

[eatmebuddy]

“I’m a sculptress. I mean, I’m a waitress, but I’m a sculptress. Whichever.” She took his hand. “Marija.”

[mxsicman-blog]

“Sculptress...” Cash hummed as he leaned and kissed her hand, he didn’t really know what Sculptress meant but he wasn’t going to confess that. “Hey, that is quite something. Could I buy you a drink?”

[mxsicman-blog]

“Hey baby,” Cash began, “Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to ALL my prayers...”

[angstmemes]

Basic Angst Starters

[godsonllychild]

because sometimes what’s left to the imagination is much more terrifying.

“Are you feeling alright? You don’t look it.” “I just heard something… Something bad…” “Why didn’t you tell me about this?!” “What’s all this blood?!” “Will you tell me what the fuck is going on?” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “You should probably sit down for this.” “Please tell me you forgive me!” “I can’t live without you!” “Oh god, It was a mistake coming here… I’m sure of it.” “What the hell happened to you?!” “Where have you been?! I’ve been waiting for hours!” “You promised you wouldn’t do this anymore!” “I knew not to trust you!” “What’s that in your bag…? Is that–? Tell me it’s not!” “Is this what a dislocated shoulder feels like?!” “How could you do this to me?!” “Wake up! Wake up!!! You’re having a nightmare!” “I feel weird… what was in that drink…?” “I don’t want to leave you, but you’re not really giving me another option.” “Please… you’re scaring me…” “Ssh, I heard something again. How aren’t you hearing it? It was loud… and getting closer.” “Are you okay in there? You’ve been so quiet.” “I came as soon as I could! Did he/she get to you already?” “I don’t know whether I want to do this. I don’t know whether I CAN do this.” “Do you remember anything?” “You have to tell me who did this to you!” “No, no, I’m not alright. I’m definitely not alright.” “What’s your fucking problem?!” “Are you crying?” “You’re freaking me out! Please calm down!” “I’m leaving. And I’m not intending to come back.” “You… are dying?” “Did you drink the whole bottle while tripping? Seriously?” “Do you have a deathwish or something? Jesus!” “Ever been held at gunpoint? Want to know what it feels like?” “Stop screaming! Shh, calm down! You have to keep quiet!” “When’s the last time you slept?”.

[totallybeautifulpeople-blog]

LOVE this photo.

[mxsicman-blog]

Starter for @angelfacedhummel

Cash turned the tuning machines, and then began to strum the first few lines of Moon Shadow. He looked up when his eyes caught a stranger and he whistled for him. “Hey! You with the hair!” He called, “You know music right? Does this song sound like it should?” 

[bartendingpresident-blog]

BO BURNHAM: MAKE HAPPY SENTENCE STARTERS.

“you should not laugh.”

“you should not forget about your problems.”

“the world is not funny.”

“i have no idea what’s going on over there.”

“what are they fighting about?”

“i can’t wrap my mind around exactly why i’m here.”

“you wanna be happy, well, get in line.”

“i love the idea of you.”

“that wasn’t clever, just mean.”

“do not give those dumb fucks any credit.”

“honesty’s for the birds, baby.”

“why is there a little boy living alone down the lane?”

“am i the only one concerned for this little boy?”

“if you’re writing honestly, that’s art.”

“that’s textbook pandering.”

“that’s a scarecrow, thought it was a human woman, sorry.”

“i hope you’re feeling me subtextually.”

“the boots i’m wearing cost three grand.”

“you don’t know what land you’re in.”

“they’re lying and manipulating you.”

“you deserve better.”

“thank you, weird man. bye.”

“culture’s over, everybody, we lost.”

“how dare they think them fucking around is worthy of your attention?”

“yeah, ‘whoo’ that sadness out.”

“if you want love, lower your expectations a lot.”

“if he’s got a thing for feet, say, fuck it, sweep me off them.”

“you might think your dick’s a gift, but i promise, it’s not.”

“but deep down we know we don’t deserve it.”

“we all deserve love, even on the days we aren’t our best.”

“original doesn’t mean good.”

“why are you holding a jar of mayonnaise?”

“touché, bitch.”

“i have to clean it up because you’ll only mess it up more if you do.”

“flaming hot cheetos are not for pussies.”

“they’re not sponsoring me, i’m just trying to get them to.”

“do not stick with me through thick.”

“if i stop entertaining you, kick me to the curb.”

“man, if only i was anybody else at all.”

“i went through a pretty rough breakup recently.”

“it’s over.”

“we shouldn’t fight to stay together just to fight again.”

“eat a dick.”

if you don’t like this dick sitch, eat a dick, bitch.”

“i try to speak to you but you don’t listen.”

“honestly, are you fucking five?”

“i’m saying how i’m feeling and you’re saying ‘eat a dick’ over and over again, does that seem mature to you?”

“i’m hurt and i’m trying to hide it.”

“i thought we had a future together.”

“i didn’t think you’d cry for me.”

“i thought you were lashing out in anger but now i see you’re scared.”

“maybe we can work this out and not break up.”

“you think three lousy tears offsets three years of shit?”

“you’re not what i need, hon; lick this clit then leave, son.”

“can i say my shit?”

“i’ve got lots of shit to say.”

“i can’t fit my hand inside a pringle can.”

“you think you can, i know you can’t.”

“irony can be so painful.”

“dude, you should’ve warned me.”

“half the shit inside my burrito spilled out.”

“i wouldn’t have got the _______ if i knew it wouldn’t fit.”

“truth is, my biggest problem’s you.”

“i wanna please you but i wanna stay true to myself.”

“a part of me loves you, a part of me hates you.”

“i don’t think that i can handle this right now.”

“if you hated it, that’s fair.”

“on a scale of one to zero, are you happy?”

“i really wanna try to get happy.”

“i wouldn’t even want it if i got it.”

“oh god, my dad was right.”

“you’re everything you hated, are you happy?”

[mxsicman-blog]

Starter Call

LIKE THIS FOR A STARTER

[mctherrussia-deactivated2019061]

Tear of Grace RP starters

Why is there a conga line of pain following me?

Fear not! For every problem there is a solution, and that solution’s name is gauze.

That was the worst excuse of comedy to have ever fallen out of my mouth.

The combination of my incompetence and the general fun i’m having is way to much.

Got cocky. Got cockier than a twelve foot long dildo.

Don’t do the thing! Oh, she did the thing alright.

Stare in my eyes and what did you see? A cunt with no personality.

Today I learned that cereal can open doors.

“Overcome the test of love.” Ai'ight.

Did they just advertise fighting furries or did I read that wrong?

Where am I- Oh my god I didn’t think that could happen.

Why is water my mortal enemy?

Oh. My. God. It’s fucking magical.

I saw a future where you were dead and I was slightly happy.

I’m going to watch you decend into anarchy.

That’s fucking amazing. It’s everything I wanted and more.

That’s what you call a joke. It’s not funny but it helps soothe the pain.