Eat me, buddy

Indie Mischa Lecter. Goes by Marija Kazlauskaitė. Makes installations. RulesAbout

[eatmebuddy]

Overheard at a Party

"That cake was made for the dog."

"No, no, honey don't drink that. It's for grown-ups!"

"Did you see that dress? Did my shower curtain have children?"

"Guess who's drunk again."

"I just got another text..."

"Who parked on the lawn?"

"What happened to the case of wine?"

"I forgot to pick up the cake."

"Is that toddler not wearing pants?"

"Someone had to be the first in the pool."

"Keg's empty."

"I could have made a better cake than this."

"Where are the meatballs?"

"Are you sober enough to drive?"

"Stop staring. They'll think you're creepy."

"Just keep in mind I don't have renter's insurance."

"Today is all about me."

"You came wearing THAT?"

"That tie is awful. Had to have been a present from someone who hated 'em."

"This was a costume party. It clearly said so on the invitation."

"You might want to replace the towels in the bathroom."

"So this is a sleep wherever you fall kind of party?"

"I have a hard time with small talk."

"Who brought the fruit salad?"

"Do you have anything that's gluten free?"

"This is a party that's taking place in a backyard and you're complaining about dirt?"

"Maybe heels were a bad idea."

"Who's available here?"

"A disco ball? Really?"

"So, where's the pony rides?"

"Someone locked the bathroom door."

"I don't want to alarm you but we're running low on wine."

[mxsicman-blog]

“Sculptress…” Cash hummed as he leaned and kissed her hand, he didn’t really know what Sculptress meant but he wasn’t going to confess that. “Hey, that is quite something. Could I buy you a drink?”

[eatmebuddy]

Marija flinched and pulled her hand away. “Uh, no. No thanks, man. I’m good.”

Send 😘 and my muse will kiss the first person on their dash!

[hanni-chan-rising-deactivated20]

Any Francises out there? Any Francises who want to do something where Hannibal comforts Francis about his bedwetting?

[cutelittlerpmemes]

Send “Attention shoppers, a little boy/girl/child by the name [my muse’s name] is lost, their guardian [your muse’s name] is waiting for them at the lost child center.” for my muse’s reaction to hearing that over the intercom at the mall ((even they aren’t a child))

Bonus points if you include a description of my muse’s appearance, (height, hair color, distinctive clothing, etc.)

[mxsicman-blog]

“So, I don’t wanna be rude or nothin’,” He cleared his throat and extended a hand to the other.  “I’m Cash, and it’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance oh beautiful, possibly-murderous lady. I play music, what do YOU do?”  

[eatmebuddy]

“I’m a sculptress. I mean, I’m a waitress, but I’m a sculptress. Whichever.” She took his hand. “Marija.”

Send me “⭐” for your muse to get high off marijuana with my muse.

[mxsicman-blog]

“Well thank you Miss, I pride myself in this ability.” He leaned forward and laughed, “I am after all a strong independent woman who don’t need no man.” Cash winked.

[eatmebuddy]

“Yeah. Yeah, I can tell.” Actually, she could tell very little about the young man. Was he hitting on her? Did he want to score? Or did he just like to talk? They did, sometimes.

[mxsicman-blog]

“You look like you can kill a man one hundred different ways.”

[eatmebuddy]

“Uh, thanks,” Marija said. She wasn’t sure how the sentiment was meant, but she’d take it as a compliment for now.

“You too.”

[pitifulthing-a]

OPEN.

             ❝ Hungry?? ❞

[eatmebuddy]

“Starving. I think breakfast was yesterday.”

Sometimes she lost track of time in her work. Sometimes she got so far out of her body she didn’t feel it anymore. But when she was offered food, the hunger always came flooding back.

[angstmemes]

send me a ship and I'll tell you...

who is more likely to hurt the other? who is emotionally stronger? who is physically stronger? who is more likely to break a bone?  who knows best what to say to upset the other?  who is most likely to apologise first after an argument?  who treats who’s wounds more often?  who is in constant need of comfort?  who gets more jealous?  who’s most likely to walk out on the other?  who will propose?  who has the most difficult parents? who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?  who comes up for the other all the time?  who hogs the blankets?  who gets more sad?  who is better at cheering the other up?  who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? who is more streetwise? who is more wise? who’s the shyest?  who boasts about the other more?  who sits on who’s lap? 

[drstrangegrove]

If my muse's mind was a house, go in my inbox and tell me what it would look like!

(Inside, outside, or both!)

[clank96]

eatmebuddy:

“Then what’s wrong with Disney?” Her experience of Disney was very limited, and right now all she saw was a couple of dancing foxes.

He shrugged, “I don’t know, but I get this feeling from the movies.”

[eatmebuddy]

She had been sitting on the couch. She melted into it until she was half laying down.

“Tell me about your feelings,” she said, and then laughed. She took out her sketchbook, ready to draw some evil foxes.

[daringsunflowers-deactivated201]

“What is wrong with me? Maybe the fact that I already told you not to bring h e r into our house again and what did you do. Bring here here! Our living room couches and tables and photos were all over her snapchat story. Really classes.” she rolled her eyes as she crossed her arm. 

“then maybe you should date a boy because obviously you don’t know how to treat a lady.”

[eatmebuddy]

“Look, this isn’t about Marzanna.”

She was pretty sure it wasn’t about Marzanna. They’d had screaming fights before without the other woman’s assistance. They did just fine making each other miserable on their own.

[eatmebuddy]

Marija chewed thoughtfully on her finger and tilted her head at the screen.

“You don’t like foxes?” she said eventually.

[clank96]

He looked up, “-What…? I love foxes.”

[eatmebuddy]

“Then what’s wrong with Disney?” Her experience of Disney was very limited, and right now all she saw was a couple of dancing foxes.

[daringsunflowers-deactivated201]

“I told you that if she was ever in our goddamn house again I would kill her and you.” Kara threatened. “I told you I was tired of this bullshit, you didn’t listen .” her hands threw the object that was in it directly at her partner. “it is always something and it will always be something and I am so tired of it!” she shouted picking up another object and hurling it at them.

[eatmebuddy]

“Christ, Kare. What’s wrong with you?” Marija dodged too late and was caught across the cheek, leaving a shallow cut. She wasn’t angry. She wasn’t even properly afraid. She was just bone-deep tired.

“If I wanted shit thrown at my head, I’d date a boy.”

[misanthrobeck-deactivated201701]

“I’m sorry, do you know the inner workings of space too? No? Then shut the fuck up.”

[eatmebuddy]

“You know how to talk like a goddamn human being? No? Then you shut up too, jackass.”