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villainlog-mustard archive

[villainlog-spinner]

spinner! what's your least favorite animal?

Fish!!! Those bastards and their weird eyes!!

Startin to kinda hate birds now too. Weird.

[mxstardgas]

yeah, that sounds real fishy, spinner!!!

[villainlog-spinner]

!!! Hey, little dude! I mean, small fish are okay. Kinda cute I guess. So your fish is fine!

[mxstardgas]

oh, good!! i don’t want mochi’s feelings to get hurt!

[villainlog-spinner]

yeah, how’s the little dude doing?

[mxstardgas]

oh, mochi's great!! he got a little sick a while back, but he's back to fetching his stick again and everything! completely healthy!

and i'm great too! really! kinda excited for halloween actually, though i dunno if yakuza really celebrate!!

[villainlog-spinner]

spinner! what's your least favorite animal?

Fish!!! Those bastards and their weird eyes!!

Startin to kinda hate birds now too. Weird.

[mxstardgas]

yeah, that sounds real fishy, spinner!!!

[villainlog-spinner]

!!! Hey, little dude! I mean, small fish are okay. Kinda cute I guess. So your fish is fine!

[mxstardgas]

oh, good!! i don't want mochi's feelings to get hurt!

[villainlog-spinner]

spinner! what's your least favorite animal?

Fish!!! Those bastards and their weird eyes!!

Startin to kinda hate birds now too. Weird.

[mxstardgas]

yeah, that sounds real fishy, spinner!!!

[krobelus]

[superscioli]

[lonelysuggestion]

please come back

[phantost]

Who gave this 13 year old a gun?  Horikoshi Explain

[overlordleaveshiswife-deactivat]

[mxstardgas]

Hey kid wanna play Fortnite?! -Spinner

are you kidding me? hell yeah, i do!!

don’t tell anybody but the yakuza’s been a total buzz lately! i wanna have some fun for once!

[villainlog-spinner]

Shit, you mean they aren’t as fun as video games make them seem? What’s the fuckin point then? 

Eh, it’s not like we’ve done anything interesting over here either though. 

[mxstardgas]

i know, right?? i thought after we kidnapped that hero student that things would be super cool, but nope! i didn’t even get to rough him up!

no? i thought having uncle rappa and mister setsu over would make things really fun!

[villainlog-spinner]

I haven’t even met that Rappa guy, and Setsuno’s just giving us all a headache. You know things are bad when even I start bitching, right? They don’t have anything compared to you, little dude.

[mxstardgas]

mister setsu just likes to live in the moment! he’s not so bad, just pretty stabby! and uncle rappa’s really neat too!

but, aha, i dunno if i would compare us. there’s no way i’m as cool as them!

[villainlog-spinner]

Come on, dude, you’re good with a gun, and you’ve got that super awesome quirk! You’re a friggin badass! I wasn’t doing anything near as cool as you at that age!

[mxstardgas]

oh, well -

i mean i am pretty... cool, then, huh? but spinner you're way awesome too!

[journal-of-compress]

hey, hey mister compress! what was it like putting on your first real show? - mustard

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[mxstardgas]

Hey kid wanna play Fortnite?! -Spinner

are you kidding me? hell yeah, i do!!

don’t tell anybody but the yakuza’s been a total buzz lately! i wanna have some fun for once!

[villainlog-spinner]

Shit, you mean they aren’t as fun as video games make them seem? What’s the fuckin point then? 

Eh, it’s not like we’ve done anything interesting over here either though. 

[mxstardgas]

i know, right?? i thought after we kidnapped that hero student that things would be super cool, but nope! i didn’t even get to rough him up!

no? i thought having uncle rappa and mister setsu over would make things really fun!

[villainlog-spinner]

I haven’t even met that Rappa guy, and Setsuno’s just giving us all a headache. You know things are bad when even I start bitching, right? They don’t have anything compared to you, little dude.

[mxstardgas]

mister setsu just likes to live in the moment! he's not so bad, just pretty stabby! and uncle rappa's really neat too!

but, aha, i dunno if i would compare us. there's no way i'm as cool as them!

[mxstardgas]

Hey kid wanna play Fortnite?! -Spinner

are you kidding me? hell yeah, i do!!

don’t tell anybody but the yakuza’s been a total buzz lately! i wanna have some fun for once!

[villainlog-spinner]

Shit, you mean they aren’t as fun as video games make them seem? What’s the fuckin point then? 

Eh, it’s not like we’ve done anything interesting over here either though. 

[mxstardgas]

i know, right?? i thought after we kidnapped that hero student that things would be super cool, but nope! i didn't even get to rough him up!

no? i thought having uncle rappa and mister setsu over would make things really fun!

[mxstardgas]

Hey kid wanna play Fortnite?! -Spinner

are you kidding me? hell yeah, i do!!

don’t tell anybody but the yakuza’s been a total buzz lately! i wanna have some fun for once!

[mxstardgas]

Ahh! You're the most scariest villain! Keep up the great work -💕

you really think so?

or, uhh, i mean ‘course i am! i’m gonna make those UA students regret ever fucking with me!

[demigodxtonio]

[incorrectbnhavillainsworld]

Shigaraki: Guys, after all these years of giving you advice now I need a little advice from you

Dabi: We never follow your advice

Mustard: One time I did, I went to jail for 3 years

Shigaraki: You made some good friends there, didn’t you?

Mustard: Just because you’re chained to a guy doesn’t make him your friend

[superscioli]