The fact that I can bench press my parents is a lot less impressive when you take into account that they were cremated, but the ladies don’t need to know that.
What even
My dude
Buddy
Pal are you alright
What are you, my therapist? Grow up.

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The fact that I can bench press my parents is a lot less impressive when you take into account that they were cremated, but the ladies don’t need to know that.
What even
My dude
Buddy
Pal are you alright
What are you, my therapist? Grow up.
I will leave u all with these pics of me 💖💖
Hah yes.
*maintains relationships through at least one daily game of cup pong*
holy SHIT there’s a paranormal club at my school?? bouta finally find myself a cute ghost gf
You’re cute I want to talk to you but idk if you would
if ur normal towards me i will def talk to you!!! i am being currently flooded w messages so if u wanna have a half decent human interaction with me message me in all caps lmao thats how imma weed them out from now on
You are super cute 😘😘
thank you 💕
So this just happened. South Houston is wild man. Don’t worry I’m a responsible adult and stopped recording because I called the police
Hand holding during sex, that’s that good shit
like half the messages i get r like this n i jus wanna know why
Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”
This sounds like a man on cocaine
Fammmm
The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears
I don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up
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You won’t regret it I promise
……wow
Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick
Please be more clear that that’s a funny name you gave your chicken
The g in gmail stands for gay now