okay but like. monty ded yo.
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@mxtrciide
okay but like. monty ded yo.
bellamy totally cut montys hair idc fight me
Shout at my muse to see how they respond:
"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"
"It’s not fair!"
"I could kill you right now!"
"Knock it off!"
"Screw you!"
"You’re a complete moron!"
"I love this song!"
"Bring that here!"
"I hate you!"
"I’m pissed off!"
"Make me!"
"I wish you’d never been born!"
"I bought ice cream!"
"Kiss my ass!"
"Shut up!"
"I can’t do it anymore!"
"Take me home!"
"Just kiss me already!
"I can't be in love with you!"
"I can't believe this!"
"Piss off!"
"I wish things were that simple!"
"I love you!"
"Jump off a bridge!"
"You’re so hot!"
Send “Shield” for my muse’s reaction to yours placing themselves between my muse and danger.
Send “sword” for my muse to put themselves between your muse and danger.
For every “⏳” I receive, my muse will openly talk about a bit of their backstory.
@mxtrciide continued from here
For a split second, Brett had to go through all the mental files on his roommate. Has Monty always been a DACA applicant? Has Brett carelessly forgotten such an important fact about his roommate? Is he facing deportation? Then, Monty explains his ‘less than legal’ activity – a substance party – and Brett is instantly relieved.
“Maybe you should think about Frank more,” he says, pointing the flash drive at Monty’s nose. He sounds so authoritative in a matter of seconds. Then, a quick examination on the flash drive brings forth his next question, “There’s no virus inside, is there? This is not a prank, is it?”
Not much asked about the exact content inside. Monty should know Brett isn’t going to simply hand it someone else’s work. Monty should also know Brett won’t tell on a friend regardless of what grade he gets.
Monty takes great effort in looking offended; even though it only lasts for seconds before his signature smirk appears. “I think about Frank all the time, thank you. Whats hes doing while I’m in class. If he likes when we binge Kitchen Nightmares. And how he hasn’t been found by the RA.” He stuffed his hands into his pocket and shrugs.
“No virus. That’s Ravens thing, not mine. Just your Economics, European History and Psyche essays. Not nearly as good as Jasper’s, but close enough.” He may not have the same classes as Brett, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t use Google. “Have fun at the dog park. I think Franks starting to make friends there.”
“Also, if you play like crap after driving cross country for chicken and waffle ice cream, you will be the laughing stock of our dorm.”
"I'm out of time." HELP HIM MONTY
“Ah, yes. Woe is Brett and his inability to balance his perfect lacrosse game and an acceptable average that will keep him playing his perfect lacrosse game. Lucky for dear Brett, his less than legal roommate has his back in exchange for his silence. Therefore,” A small flash drive is pulled from his shirt pocket. Monty drops the little machine in to Brett’s palm with a smirk. Knowing well what its contents were. Three term papers worth at least a B.
“I’m having a pharma party Friday, if you could be a pal and take Frank to the park while its going on…”
My muse looks your muse dead in the eye and says, "I'm out of time." Put your muse's reaction in my inbox.
*passes out cookies and plot offers*
cupcakemonwrites replied to your post: *peeks in*
*ATTACKS WITH LOVE*
BAEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*peeks in*
Thanks to all who still follow my useless ass.
Imma bother you with asks forever now.
Send 🍸+ a question and my muse will answer while drunk.
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why do i want bamf monty threads.
like..gone missing but comes back one of the grounders bamf.’
im creeepin back in yo
why does mount weather killed monty haunting jasper make me happy.
im fucked.