Why am I here?

  100% fully fledged pedigree nutcase  

[wellbutrinboy]

no one talk to me today i diagnosed myself with female hysteria

[my-eventhorizonarchive]

Can you feel it? Now its coming back we can steal it If we bridge this gap I can see you Through the curtains of the waterfall

[my-eventhorizonarchive]

dicksoutfordiktown‌:

stop I WAS GONNA QUOTE THAT TOO… ughhhhh

<333333 sometimes you just gotta smooch your bestie’s organs its no big deal. i mean i def have done worse and weirder so you’re right.

ahhh…. RIGHT YA RIGHT ya right you got me. The fact we can be legally gay is the best. not that it’d stop us from being illegally gay but yanno.

<333 i think my favorite moments are ones i can steal away and rest in the universe’s blanket and just… feel you there with me. you’re not there but you are. its this wholeness feelin’… this just. its like enveloping me in ya presence cause of the soft heartbeat in my chest.

its so good. one of my favorite feelings in the whole wide multiverse.

Winks at you

Two besties, getting in each others guts literally cause they’re gay.. Man how gay do we gotta get until it’s illegal... we should do that some time. Maybe if you took my heart out in public...

AWW.. Seriously like.. when I’m In-Between and the universe falls away.. I stare up into that swirling everything and swear I can see the star that is you, lighting up my dark nights. You’re the light of my soul babe <3

Just me ‘n you together and nothings gonna keep us down when we got each other.

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dicksoutfordiktown‌:

That just made me think of a Yeah Yeah Yeah’s song… ahhhh

okay! I’ll try. I just don’t wanna hurt you in any way. I thought about giving it a kiss once but then i was like thats weird lady dont do that haha. but i promise to protect it with my whole life…

<3333 its so soothing, having a piece of you with me constantly. no matter the distance we’re at… we’re always together. and not to be gay but that makes me so happy i cry when i think about it.

My kind’s your kind <3

I know you’d never hurt me yeah.. I mean it is kinda weird but hey I ain’t gonna stop you if you wanna kiss one of my organs we’ve both probably done weirder stuff in the long run.

I can feel it too! It’s a two way street yeah... So I can always feel you cause I’m with you! I’m never alone, as long as my heart keeps beating away in your chest.

Hey... its ok to be gay.. we’re literally married, platonically but married all the same!

So it’s ok we gay!!!

[dicksoutfordiktown]

my-eventhorizon‌:

YES you’re not heartless, don’t let people make you think you are ok!!

Yeah honestly I do sleep better when you I can feel you singing, or just generallt when I feel you’re ok.

You know I’ll sing with you whenever ok!! So if you’re feeling bad just sing and know I’m singing back!!

i promise I’ll try my best not to let them! i just dont wanna commandeer your heart… because I don’t wanna accidentally vore it.

Awww, I’m so glad. <333 I’ll try and sing to you more often then so you can feel at peace! And ugh…. thank you Strange, I love this and I love YOU!!!

[my-eventhorizonarchive]

Good! Because they dont know you like I do.

Ahh thank you but honestly I wouldn’t worry about it?? It’s pretty indestructible! It would probably grow legs and leap outta your chest before it could happen.

Yeah hearing from you in anyway always a good feeling <3 Singing with you is one of my favourite things to do!

I love you too Lady, always and forever!

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dicksoutfordiktown‌:

GASP…. thats true. I shouldn’t call myself heartless u_u

aaaaaaa REALLY? That’s so cute, Stranger… I hope you get to sleep well with me singing cause thats one reason why I sing!

#i also sing when i feel super bad so hearing you sing back is really cute i might cry

YES you’re not heartless, don’t let people make you think you are ok!!

Yeah honestly I do sleep better when you I can feel you singing, or just generallt when I feel you’re ok.

You know I’ll sing with you whenever ok!! So if you’re feeling bad just sing and know I’m singing back!!

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dicksoutfordiktown‌:

X-CUSE mE its not MY heart in my chest

#i got a heart but its not MINE#its the light of my life's#:3c#i sing to it every night#when i can remember

WELL you got a metaphorical heart cause as well as my heart SO

also can feel you when you sing <3 So I sing back!

[rotten-ash]

@my-eventhorizon

did you see what I tagged you in

[my-eventhorizonarchive]

i have now lmao

[rotten-ash]

Stranger you can’t scare me like that, it’s not okay

[my-eventhorizonarchive]

It's possible I was passed out somewhere when you tagged me I've been on like a week and a half bender

[silosenovengo]

[weareagelatinouscube]

Damn first level adventurers.

[fuks]

[rotten-ash]

@my-eventhorizon

did you see what I tagged you in

[my-eventhorizonarchive]

i have now lmao

[sjwjonathan-deactivated20160430]

[rotten-ash]

@my-eventhorizon

[alvhomega]

Lullaby for Mergo.

[goblinsofthegalaxy-deactivated2]

Forbidden Knowledge

[riskydreamur]

i just drank an entire gallon of apple juice by myself.

[my-eventhorizonarchive]

you are going to pee So Much

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i went to the met today

[sinsumeria1-blog]

Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.

So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

[lesbianhaircut]

there is NO toxic mold growing on this post

i repeat there is NO MOLD on this post

It is safe to touch