Voyager was a show in which:
An alien from another galaxy died and became a rock.
“There’s coffee in that nebula.”
Harry Kim died twice in the first season alone; did not get a promotion.
Tom Paris avoided criminal punishment because of a dog.
The ship had to be submissive to a frustrated space fish-worm.
Torres literally had a split personality.
Tuvok and Paris changed rank in the first season with no explanation.
Harry Kim traveled into an alternate time and space dimension; did not get promotion.
Neelix got into a food fight with Paris.
Q turned the ship into a Christmas tree ornament.
“Get the cheese to sickbay.”
The Doctor got beamed into space for five seconds.
Paris and Janeway turned into lizards.
Seven of Nine had nightmares about a bird.
Harry Kim built the Astrometrics Lab; did not get a promotion.
“You hit the wrong ship!” “It wasn’t my fault!” “Well then who’s fault was it, the torpedoe’s? You’re supposed to tell it what to do!”
Tuvok was stranded on a planet with small children.
The ship got transported back to 1996, and was not the weirdest thing around.
“Vulcans do not hydro-sail.”
Paris found a Hirogen head.
Harry Kim saved the ship from the future; did not get a promotion.
A dead crewmember changed species and briefly came back.
Seven had Borg multiple-personalities.
The Doctor had daydreams that threatened the ship.
Tuvok had a dream about walking naked around the ship.
“Alien bugs, or alien fisticuffs. Oooh that’s a tough one.”
“Very large germs” swarmed the ship.
The Doctor secretly impersonated half the crew.
Some kind of fantastic show!
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