The better Barty Crouch

Barty Crouch Jr.

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Intro Post

What's up bitches!

Italian Hoe.

Gay as shit, but also down to hit with girls.

Sixteen, so I'm illegal, which matches all the illegal shit I do.

My life goal is to disappoint my dad.

No, I don't know where to get drugs from, why are you asking me for them? If you want some, dungeons bathroom in the east wing on Monday and Thursday nights.

Bastards I know:

Godess' au. Message @not-a-gay-fangodess to join! Evan Rosier @evan-a-rosier: My amazing boyfriend!! I swear, I'm a slut for this idiot. Love that bastard. His freak matches my freak, and it's great. <3 Regulus Black @regulus-arcturus-black1979: My best friend; fucking asshole. Drives me insane, but I love him. Would (and possible have) kill for him. Dorcas Meadowes @dorcaaas: Fucking cunt (positive). Love her ass. She's a queen. Incredibly strong and talented. Pandora Rosier @darlingyoushinelikethemoon: Crazy sweetheart! She's amazing; very talented and creative. She has this breed of chaos that is no unique and cool; love her. Sybil Trewalany @seer-sybi-trelawney: Nice Ravenclaw girl. She and Panda talk about prophecies a lot. It's freaky to listen to; love it. Bellatrix Black @bellatrix-carina-black: Reg's cousin. She's honestly so sick. Like, she checks all the boxes; bat shit crazy, fine as hell, strong as shit, intelligent as fuck. What a woman. She's inspiring as hell. Narcissa Black @narcissa-cissy-black: Reg's cousin. One of the prettiest girls at school; all the lads and ladies love her, lmao. She's very smart, and a sweetheart. Would love to know her more. James Potter @prongsyp0tter: Little Gryffindor idiot. He gets into detention more than me; that's hard. He's friends with Regulus' older brother. Sirius Black @sirius-o-black: Regulus' idiot brother. Fucking cunt (deragatory). He's an ungrateful shit, that's what he is; to be born into that amazing family, and throw it all away? Dumbass. Remus Lupin @im-a-monster-rawr-rawr-rawr: Idk, pretty chill guy I guess? Other than the fact he hands out with idiot 1 and 2. Severus has, like, 20 conspiracy theories about him though; it's kinda funny, Marlene McKinnon @marleneee-mckinnon: That loud Gryffindor chick. Don't talk to her much, don't want to. One time we did chat nicely, is when she was buying some weed from me. Business tends to brings the worst enemies together. Mary MacDonald @macdonalds-employee: I don't know; some Mudblood bitch. Friends with Severus' situationship.

Soulmate au Message @alizardsusername to join: (will fill this all in later) Regulus Black @regtv: Best friend; he's a little shit, but I love him. Good with curses. James Potter @prongs-from-cabin7: Sirius Black @siriusly-fantastic Remus Lupin @iwillmoonyou: Pandora @pandoras-box-of-crystals: Severus Snape @thepotionprince: Lily Evans @hi-i-am-lily

[evan-a-rosier]

i know it's the weekend but i've decided to stir something up

come bother me, barty @my-fathers-worst-creation @the-officalbartycrouch-jr @thehottestshit

i might need some help with this over the next couple weeks... could i owe you? @snifellus @cult-of-pygmalion

reg, you're gonna want to see this, and use it. @regulus-arcturus-black1979 @heir-to-the-house-of-black @respectfullyfuckoff @poetdrownedinwords

don't worry about the smell, it might fill up the dungeons @dorcaaas @bellatrix-carina-black @fairest--of--them-all @bella-black-rosier @blackdovecissa

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

"Ooo, that looks cool; what is it Rosie?" Barty asks as he sits down next to Evan.

[evan-a-rosier]

its this old potion recipe i found that used to be used for the death penalty by MaCUSA

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

"Ooo, cool. Who you gonna use it on?"

[evan-a-rosier]

I don't have anything planned, actually

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

"Well thats boring. Ooo! How about one of those Gryffindor brats? Maybe one of those 4 boys the year above us; they're a pain in the ass, and they're gonna join the Order."

[evan-a-rosier]

ay, you and i both know reg has got his eye on one of them

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

"Okay, so no James because of Reg, and no Sirius cuz I actually think he's kinda neat. What about that tall bookworm?"

[evan-a-rosier]

i know it's the weekend but i've decided to stir something up

come bother me, barty @my-fathers-worst-creation @the-officalbartycrouch-jr @thehottestshit

i might need some help with this over the next couple weeks... could i owe you? @snifellus @cult-of-pygmalion

reg, you're gonna want to see this, and use it. @regulus-arcturus-black1979 @heir-to-the-house-of-black @respectfullyfuckoff @poetdrownedinwords

don't worry about the smell, it might fill up the dungeons @dorcaaas @bellatrix-carina-black @fairest--of--them-all @bella-black-rosier @blackdovecissa

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

"Ooo, that looks cool; what is it Rosie?" Barty asks as he sits down next to Evan.

[evan-a-rosier]

its this old potion recipe i found that used to be used for the death penalty by MaCUSA

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

"Ooo, cool. Who you gonna use it on?"

[evan-a-rosier]

I don't have anything planned, actually

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

"Well thats boring. Ooo! How about one of those Gryffindor brats? Maybe one of those 4 boys the year above us; they're a pain in the ass, and they're gonna join the Order."

[evan-a-rosier]

i know it's the weekend but i've decided to stir something up

come bother me, barty @my-fathers-worst-creation @the-officalbartycrouch-jr @thehottestshit

i might need some help with this over the next couple weeks... could i owe you? @snifellus @cult-of-pygmalion

reg, you're gonna want to see this, and use it. @regulus-arcturus-black1979 @heir-to-the-house-of-black @respectfullyfuckoff @poetdrownedinwords

don't worry about the smell, it might fill up the dungeons @dorcaaas @bellatrix-carina-black @fairest--of--them-all @bella-black-rosier @blackdovecissa

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

"Ooo, that looks cool; what is it Rosie?" Barty asks as he sits down next to Evan.

[evan-a-rosier]

its this old potion recipe i found that used to be used for the death penalty by MaCUSA

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

"Ooo, cool. Who you gonna use it on?"

[evan-a-rosier]

i know it's the weekend but i've decided to stir something up

come bother me, barty @my-fathers-worst-creation @the-officalbartycrouch-jr @thehottestshit

i might need some help with this over the next couple weeks... could i owe you? @snifellus @cult-of-pygmalion

reg, you're gonna want to see this, and use it. @regulus-arcturus-black1979 @heir-to-the-house-of-black @respectfullyfuckoff @poetdrownedinwords

don't worry about the smell, it might fill up the dungeons @dorcaaas @bellatrix-carina-black @fairest--of--them-all @bella-black-rosier @blackdovecissa

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

"Ooo, that looks cool; what is it Rosie?" Barty asks as he sits down next to Evan.

[darlingyoushinelikethemoon]

hello lovelies,

I’m Pandora. I’m a ravenclaw but honorary slitheryn.

People I know!!

@macdonalds-employee — Mary, she’s Lilys best friend! She’s cool

@my-fathers-worst-creation — Barty, I don’t know what I’m going to do with him-

@dorcaaas — Dorcas, so amazing

@prongsyp0tter — James, he’s a bit loud and annoying but fine ig

@marleneee-mckinnon — marls, also Lilys best friend! She’s funny

@im-a-monster-rawr-rawr-rawr —Remus, he’s cool

@sirius-o-black — Sirius, regulus brother. They’ve been getting along better recently :)

@narcissa-cissy-black — narcissa, regulus’ cousin. I don’t know her that well, she seems nice

@bellatrix-carina-black — bellatrix, also Regs cousin. She scares me a little, but her energy is amazing

@seer-sybi-trelawney — Sybil, I don’t really know her

@evan-a-rosier — Evan, my idiot brother. Yes, we know you and Barty are fucking, you’ve only mentioned it a thousand times

(this is an rp blog, my main is @not-a-gay-fangodess. Dm me if you’d like to join!)

[evan-a-rosier]

@my-fathers-worst-creation i think we need to mention it more tbh

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Fr. We'll make out in the Great Hall at dinner, okay?

[macdonalds-employee]

Please… not when I’m eating, I don’t wait to hear you guys moan.

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

"Especially when you're eating! I'll make sure to moan the moment you swallow, lmao."

[darlingyoushinelikethemoon]

hello lovelies,

I’m Pandora. I’m a ravenclaw but honorary slitheryn.

People I know!!

@macdonalds-employee — Mary, she’s Lilys best friend! She’s cool

@my-fathers-worst-creation — Barty, I don’t know what I’m going to do with him-

@dorcaaas — Dorcas, so amazing

@prongsyp0tter — James, he’s a bit loud and annoying but fine ig

@marleneee-mckinnon — marls, also Lilys best friend! She’s funny

@im-a-monster-rawr-rawr-rawr —Remus, he’s cool

@sirius-o-black — Sirius, regulus brother. They’ve been getting along better recently :)

@narcissa-cissy-black — narcissa, regulus’ cousin. I don’t know her that well, she seems nice

@bellatrix-carina-black — bellatrix, also Regs cousin. She scares me a little, but her energy is amazing

@seer-sybi-trelawney — Sybil, I don’t really know her

@evan-a-rosier — Evan, my idiot brother. Yes, we know you and Barty are fucking, you’ve only mentioned it a thousand times

(this is an rp blog, my main is @not-a-gay-fangodess. Dm me if you’d like to join!)

[evan-a-rosier]

@my-fathers-worst-creation i think we need to mention it more tbh

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Fr. We'll make out in the Great Hall at dinner, okay?

[rudamaruda520]

Barty: I finally found out how to deal with my emotions!

Pandora: Did someone tell you about therapy and you finally decided to listen?

Barty: What? No. I discovered this little thing called ✨substance abuse✨

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

@darlingyoushinelikethemoon

[darlingyoushinelikethemoon]

BARTY

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Cocaine is fun :]

[rudamaruda520]

Barty: I finally found out how to deal with my emotions!

Pandora: Did someone tell you about therapy and you finally decided to listen?

Barty: What? No. I discovered this little thing called ✨substance abuse✨

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

@darlingyoushinelikethemoon

[itsstardustzz]

nine people I would like to get to know better

Thank you @sentowritesstuff for tagging me!! I actually really like doing little games like this even if it’s something small it makes me happy lol

last song I listened to: I Hate It Here by Taylor Swift

favorite color: probably a really dark blue

currently watching: daredevil, andor s2, agent Carter, cloak and dagger, and a couple more

last movie: Avengers Infinity War

currently reading: Family of Liars by E. Lockhart

sweet, spicy, or savory: all of them!! I cant choose a favorite!!

relationship: single☹️ My crush doesn’t like me back and I refuse to talk to him

current obsessions: agent Carter, captain america and stucky in general (as usual), Star Wars, the naturals series, six of crows again, baking carrot cakes, and writing poetry about my shitty family

last googled: where to watch into the spiderverse?

currently working on: a speech for school, a poem series, and a fanfic about stucky

I’m going to tag: @spidersinsalem @olicitylighthome @aurore-boreal1s @scarfacemarston @bufferingsummers @onyx-di-angelo @crazysandwich @bloodorange17 & @mentalmeles

no pressure though if you’ve already done it or don’t want to

[onyx-di-angelo]

Thank you for tagging me!

last song I listened to: Dangerously by Charlie Puth

favorite color: any shade of green, blue, or purple

currently watching: The Rookie and Loki s1

last movie: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

currently reading: The Source by James A. Michener

sweet, spicy, or savory: all of them!

relationship: single :(

current obsessions: Fourth Wing, Marauders, MCU, Heartstopper

last googled: "Does fire burn in space?"

currently working on: Not committing several murders, and a Marauders fanfic

@anything-for-my-moony-1971 @slut-4-remuslupin @thebringerofchaosandhell @pot-kettle-23 @honeyshineshipsandshit @smthabsolutelyunhinged @blizzardtheartisticfox @woefulstar @candle5000 @thedamsolangelofan @littlejumpingjoan @wintrsoul @plutos-only-inhabitant @athenaspetsnek @agreentealeaf @shroombloom95 @ovloppy @lowkey-mynx @mairon-goth-minion @blackbrother2508 @aceofspades42

[blizzardtheartisticfox]

Thank you for the tag!!!

last song I listened to: Loser Baby from Hazbin Hotel

favorite color: There’s this pale blue that looks like purple to me and I find it fascinating. So lilac or pale blue depending on how you think about it.

currently watching: Love on the Spectrum

last movie: The Wild Robot

currently reading: Keeper of the Lost Cities by Shannon Messenger, The Serpent’s Shadow by Rick Riordan, and Dragonsdawn by Anne McCaffrey

sweet, spicy, or savory: Sweet but like. It depends on the day honestly.

relationship: I am currently talking to a guy but we’re not in a labeled relationship yet and idk if it’s gonna get there.

current obsessions: [Joel Smallishbeans, Grian, ImpulseSV, Phasmophobia, Hermitcraft], Helluverse, and Sonic the Hedgehog (esp Stobotnik)

last googled: can sound waves travel through space?

currently working on: stobotnik fanfic, being ill (i have the flu or smth energy levels are low guys)

I’m genuinely gonna choose 9 people despite the fact I’m going to forget all of this:

@itzcreator-com @since-times-long-forgotten @zithergiltscorner @losver07 @tigerbeancoffee

@thecrazyalchemist @kraglynn @l3sb14nc4t @dungeonlv1

[thecrazyalchemist]

Last song: שיר המכולתby kaveret

Fav colour: blue-green range

Currently watching: nothing, but i need to watch Ted Lasso somehow

Currently reading: Pyramids by Terry Pratchett

Last movie: The Road to El Dorado

sweet, spicy, or savory: ALLLL

relationship: idk

current obsessions: i have 9 exams in 7 days in a month and a half i have no time for that rn

Last googled: periodic table

currently working on: preparing for exams, and also i have a book idea stuck somewhere for a very long while

@purplishbluefrog @evry1h8s-me @tis-i-said-the-fly @theasexualagent @atom1o6 @superbstarlightsheep @thatrando13 @thatlittlebird @wet-leaf

[tis-i-said-the-fly]

last song: love you like an alcoholic by the taxpayers

favorite color: dark green or sage green (yes I'm gay) or crayola marker orange

currently watching: poker face and alias and the rookie and house and so much youtube

currently reading: Mockingjay and red white and royal blue

last movie: enemy of the state I think (or waitress from 2007, idk I watched both in one day)

sweet, spicy, or savory: savory is usually a good bet but it depends on the day

relationship: recently broke up with my gf of almost 2 yrs and now I have a crush on two of my closest friends both of which are dating someone

current obsessions: pinterest, jewelry???, hunger games, my coloring book full of chickens that I do during drivers ed, flimcooper, smosh

last googled: Stardew valley wiki-stable

currently working on: nothing but I have a capstone project and math practice problems due soon

idek know nine people but whatever @rins-batcave @that-one-fly-on-the-wall @angelellipsis-devilofdots @bored-boring-and-tired @itz-pingu-lol @clowncore09 @trans-reptile @da-beear @ikissedagirl123

i think those are all nine.... almost none of them are moots so sorry if that's you lol

[av3ryish3re]

Imma reblog cuz i wanna join 💚

Last song: Rave by Dxrk (I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO TYPE THE JAPANESE)

Fav color: Green or yellow

Currently watching: Nothing

Currently reading: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes

Last movie: Deadpool and Wolverine ❤️💛

Sweet spicy or savory: Depends on the day

Relationship: I have a crush on my best friend 🩷

Currently obsession: The Hunger Games (Especially Finnick I had a crush on him)

Last googled: YouTube (🤣)

Currently working on: Nothing!

@izumi-star @ihaveopinionsonalotofthings @cabin13winion @reys-just-here @i-need-a-user

[reys-just-here]

Hellooo!

last song: K O by Haiden Henderson

fave colour: purple or green

currently reading: In the company of killers by Elora Cook

last movie: I honestly can’t remember

sweet or spicy or savoury: sweet or spicy

relationship: singleeee

current obsession: THE BATFAM

last googled: let’s not open that can of worms…

currently working on: my life lmao

@claydonis @catburglar13 @i-don-know-what-im-doing @i-need-a-user @binotsoshybutreadytocry @serpentine-starlight

[serpentine-starlight]

last song: Family Line by Conan Gray

fave colour: Emerald green, blue and soft pink

currently reading: Shatter Me, Fearless, The Curse of Salt

last movie: Dune

sweet or spicy or savoury: spicy

relationship: single

current obsession: Marauders Era

last googled: Conan Gray Family Line lyrics

currently working on: Science homework, mental health and co.

@werewolfadmirer @whatonearthisgoingon @blitzstoneshouldbecanon @leoluvsbilkyjo @mochifromthemoon

[werewolfadmirer]

Last song: crazy little thing called love by Queen

favourite colour: baby pink or any pink!

currently reading: the fault in our stars by John green

last movie: dead poets department (still watching)

sweet, spicy, or savoury: sweet all the way!!

relationship status: painfully single. I’ve never held hands with anyone but my family

current obsession: marauders!!!

last googled: err… I’m not sure? Probably lyrics to love the way you lie - Eminem snd rihanna

currently working on: if that means mental health wise then working on being more social and more comfortable in social situations:))

thanks for the tag, Bella!!!

@whatonearthisgoingon @unnecessaryheadache @permetutotheworld

[whatonearthisgoingon]

Thanks for the tags @serpentine-starlight and Lils!

Last Song: Housewife Radio by Ghost and Pals

Favorite Color: Dark green

Currently Reading: Othello by William Shakespeare

Last Movie: Hurricane Bianca (on YT)

Sweet, Spicy, or Savoury: Alternative 4th category, sour.

Relationship status: Coach. I am the single bitch who's giving a ton of advice from my past relationships.

Current obsession: Role-playing

Last googled: Creepy black German shepard (for rp shit)

Currently working on: Precalc work.

Your turn Moots!

@acelovesremuslupin @adanmwere @alizardsusername @astrawantssleep @bikisser23 @birdiefromafar @blitzstoneshouldbecanon @bluebasie @cool-lesbian-is-here @cuculoooo @destroy-the-binary @getsuuna @gigiyuu @gimmiecandy @harrietthespywastaken @hey-look-at-the-stars @lllaced @lookitsabooknook @love-hate-love00 @luna---lovegood @mentallyillwacko @mikeywaysbass @mochamoony @moonchild311 @moonlightsmile @moonyscribe @mrecury42 @mxlovey32 @my-castles-crumbling @not-a-gay-fangodess @olympushaze @permetutotheworld @reaperlight @siriuslyobsessed394 @siriuslysirius101 @starman-01 @symbiotic-slime @tired-writer-in-progress @tistheraven @theduchessr @the-stars-in-between @thepicklekingog @unnecessaryheadache @urpants @welcometoh0rr0rwood @xxlady-lunaxx @yes-ofc-i-bite

[hey-look-at-the-stars]

Last Song: church hymn called Teach me to walk in the light

Favorite color: green and purples a close second

Currently reading: sadly nothing rn

Last movie: tv show Elementary

Sweet Spicy Savory

Relationship status: very happily dating/in a relationship

Current obsession: being pissed off at my mom and daydreaming about the future

Last googled: list of logical fallacies

Currently working on: digesting my dinner from last night

no pressure tags: @kat-formerly-submissive-mrs-c @teamregulus @conaice @werewolfadmirer @saltedcaramelchaos @salubriousbean @bjorksversionsworld @obsessingoverl @wisegirl42 @luna---lovegood

[teamregulus]

Last song:Hamilton soundtrack (can’t remember which song)

Fav colour:teal and lilac

Currently reading:only the brave,several wips,a good girls guide to murder,the inheritance games

Last movie:lord of the rings

Last tv show:superstore

Sweet spicy savoury:sweet with salt on most of the time(caramel sucks tho)

Realationship status:sadly single :(

Current obsession:Hamilton,ao3,baking,thunderbolts*

Last googled:ao3(don’t judge my laptops broken😭)

Currently working on:bejewlling my heart shaped glasses,sewing a skirt

Tags (l barley have any): @my-fathers-worst-creation

@moonyswarmsweaters @aniwahstan @dazzlemebaby @prongsyp0tter

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Okay? (OOC: Answering in character, as this is an rp account)

Last song: Father by The Front Bottoms

Fav colour: Green

Currently reading: History of the Sacred 28 (1965 version)

Last movie: Why on Earth would I watch that Muggle shit.

Last tv show: Again, fuck that Muggle shit.

Sweet spicy savoury: Spicy.

Realationship status: Evan <3 @evan-a-rosier

Current obsession: Adding to my knife collection

Last googled: Again, more muggle shit; nah.

Currently working on: Making Evan a necklace out of the bones he removed from that dog he disected last week.

@dorcaaas @darlingyoushinelikethemoon @seer-sybi-trelawney @bellatrix-carina-black @narcissa-cissy-black @prongsypotter @sirius-o-black @im-a-monster-rawr-rawr-rawr @marleneee-mckinnon @macdonalds-employee

[evan-a-rosier]

AWWW YOURE MAKING ME A NECKLACE RAAAHHH THATS SO CUTE I LOVE IT

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

I grabbed some chains and jewels from my house to make it, but here! That's the first one; I'll make you more if you want.

[evan-a-rosier]

RAAAHAHHAAHHHHHHH I LOVE ITTTTT SO MUCHJHHHJJHJJJHHHHH

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

"You're uncharacteristically energetic today. What drug are you tripping on rn? Why didn't you invite me to get high..." He says, pouting slightly.

[itsstardustzz]

nine people I would like to get to know better

Thank you @sentowritesstuff for tagging me!! I actually really like doing little games like this even if it’s something small it makes me happy lol

last song I listened to: I Hate It Here by Taylor Swift

favorite color: probably a really dark blue

currently watching: daredevil, andor s2, agent Carter, cloak and dagger, and a couple more

last movie: Avengers Infinity War

currently reading: Family of Liars by E. Lockhart

sweet, spicy, or savory: all of them!! I cant choose a favorite!!

relationship: single☹️ My crush doesn’t like me back and I refuse to talk to him

current obsessions: agent Carter, captain america and stucky in general (as usual), Star Wars, the naturals series, six of crows again, baking carrot cakes, and writing poetry about my shitty family

last googled: where to watch into the spiderverse?

currently working on: a speech for school, a poem series, and a fanfic about stucky

I’m going to tag: @spidersinsalem @olicitylighthome @aurore-boreal1s @scarfacemarston @bufferingsummers @onyx-di-angelo @crazysandwich @bloodorange17 & @mentalmeles

no pressure though if you’ve already done it or don’t want to

[onyx-di-angelo]

Thank you for tagging me!

last song I listened to: Dangerously by Charlie Puth

favorite color: any shade of green, blue, or purple

currently watching: The Rookie and Loki s1

last movie: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

currently reading: The Source by James A. Michener

sweet, spicy, or savory: all of them!

relationship: single :(

current obsessions: Fourth Wing, Marauders, MCU, Heartstopper

last googled: "Does fire burn in space?"

currently working on: Not committing several murders, and a Marauders fanfic

@anything-for-my-moony-1971 @slut-4-remuslupin @thebringerofchaosandhell @pot-kettle-23 @honeyshineshipsandshit @smthabsolutelyunhinged @blizzardtheartisticfox @woefulstar @candle5000 @thedamsolangelofan @littlejumpingjoan @wintrsoul @plutos-only-inhabitant @athenaspetsnek @agreentealeaf @shroombloom95 @ovloppy @lowkey-mynx @mairon-goth-minion @blackbrother2508 @aceofspades42

[blizzardtheartisticfox]

Thank you for the tag!!!

last song I listened to: Loser Baby from Hazbin Hotel

favorite color: There’s this pale blue that looks like purple to me and I find it fascinating. So lilac or pale blue depending on how you think about it.

currently watching: Love on the Spectrum

last movie: The Wild Robot

currently reading: Keeper of the Lost Cities by Shannon Messenger, The Serpent’s Shadow by Rick Riordan, and Dragonsdawn by Anne McCaffrey

sweet, spicy, or savory: Sweet but like. It depends on the day honestly.

relationship: I am currently talking to a guy but we’re not in a labeled relationship yet and idk if it’s gonna get there.

current obsessions: [Joel Smallishbeans, Grian, ImpulseSV, Phasmophobia, Hermitcraft], Helluverse, and Sonic the Hedgehog (esp Stobotnik)

last googled: can sound waves travel through space?

currently working on: stobotnik fanfic, being ill (i have the flu or smth energy levels are low guys)

I’m genuinely gonna choose 9 people despite the fact I’m going to forget all of this:

@itzcreator-com @since-times-long-forgotten @zithergiltscorner @losver07 @tigerbeancoffee

@thecrazyalchemist @kraglynn @l3sb14nc4t @dungeonlv1

[thecrazyalchemist]

Last song: שיר המכולתby kaveret

Fav colour: blue-green range

Currently watching: nothing, but i need to watch Ted Lasso somehow

Currently reading: Pyramids by Terry Pratchett

Last movie: The Road to El Dorado

sweet, spicy, or savory: ALLLL

relationship: idk

current obsessions: i have 9 exams in 7 days in a month and a half i have no time for that rn

Last googled: periodic table

currently working on: preparing for exams, and also i have a book idea stuck somewhere for a very long while

@purplishbluefrog @evry1h8s-me @tis-i-said-the-fly @theasexualagent @atom1o6 @superbstarlightsheep @thatrando13 @thatlittlebird @wet-leaf

[tis-i-said-the-fly]

last song: love you like an alcoholic by the taxpayers

favorite color: dark green or sage green (yes I'm gay) or crayola marker orange

currently watching: poker face and alias and the rookie and house and so much youtube

currently reading: Mockingjay and red white and royal blue

last movie: enemy of the state I think (or waitress from 2007, idk I watched both in one day)

sweet, spicy, or savory: savory is usually a good bet but it depends on the day

relationship: recently broke up with my gf of almost 2 yrs and now I have a crush on two of my closest friends both of which are dating someone

current obsessions: pinterest, jewelry???, hunger games, my coloring book full of chickens that I do during drivers ed, flimcooper, smosh

last googled: Stardew valley wiki-stable

currently working on: nothing but I have a capstone project and math practice problems due soon

idek know nine people but whatever @rins-batcave @that-one-fly-on-the-wall @angelellipsis-devilofdots @bored-boring-and-tired @itz-pingu-lol @clowncore09 @trans-reptile @da-beear @ikissedagirl123

i think those are all nine.... almost none of them are moots so sorry if that's you lol

[av3ryish3re]

Imma reblog cuz i wanna join 💚

Last song: Rave by Dxrk (I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO TYPE THE JAPANESE)

Fav color: Green or yellow

Currently watching: Nothing

Currently reading: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes

Last movie: Deadpool and Wolverine ❤️💛

Sweet spicy or savory: Depends on the day

Relationship: I have a crush on my best friend 🩷

Currently obsession: The Hunger Games (Especially Finnick I had a crush on him)

Last googled: YouTube (🤣)

Currently working on: Nothing!

@izumi-star @ihaveopinionsonalotofthings @cabin13winion @reys-just-here @i-need-a-user

[reys-just-here]

Hellooo!

last song: K O by Haiden Henderson

fave colour: purple or green

currently reading: In the company of killers by Elora Cook

last movie: I honestly can’t remember

sweet or spicy or savoury: sweet or spicy

relationship: singleeee

current obsession: THE BATFAM

last googled: let’s not open that can of worms…

currently working on: my life lmao

@claydonis @catburglar13 @i-don-know-what-im-doing @i-need-a-user @binotsoshybutreadytocry @serpentine-starlight

[serpentine-starlight]

last song: Family Line by Conan Gray

fave colour: Emerald green, blue and soft pink

currently reading: Shatter Me, Fearless, The Curse of Salt

last movie: Dune

sweet or spicy or savoury: spicy

relationship: single

current obsession: Marauders Era

last googled: Conan Gray Family Line lyrics

currently working on: Science homework, mental health and co.

@werewolfadmirer @whatonearthisgoingon @blitzstoneshouldbecanon @leoluvsbilkyjo @mochifromthemoon

[werewolfadmirer]

Last song: crazy little thing called love by Queen

favourite colour: baby pink or any pink!

currently reading: the fault in our stars by John green

last movie: dead poets department (still watching)

sweet, spicy, or savoury: sweet all the way!!

relationship status: painfully single. I’ve never held hands with anyone but my family

current obsession: marauders!!!

last googled: err… I’m not sure? Probably lyrics to love the way you lie - Eminem snd rihanna

currently working on: if that means mental health wise then working on being more social and more comfortable in social situations:))

thanks for the tag, Bella!!!

@whatonearthisgoingon @unnecessaryheadache @permetutotheworld

[whatonearthisgoingon]

Thanks for the tags @serpentine-starlight and Lils!

Last Song: Housewife Radio by Ghost and Pals

Favorite Color: Dark green

Currently Reading: Othello by William Shakespeare

Last Movie: Hurricane Bianca (on YT)

Sweet, Spicy, or Savoury: Alternative 4th category, sour.

Relationship status: Coach. I am the single bitch who's giving a ton of advice from my past relationships.

Current obsession: Role-playing

Last googled: Creepy black German shepard (for rp shit)

Currently working on: Precalc work.

Your turn Moots!

@acelovesremuslupin @adanmwere @alizardsusername @astrawantssleep @bikisser23 @birdiefromafar @blitzstoneshouldbecanon @bluebasie @cool-lesbian-is-here @cuculoooo @destroy-the-binary @getsuuna @gigiyuu @gimmiecandy @harrietthespywastaken @hey-look-at-the-stars @lllaced @lookitsabooknook @love-hate-love00 @luna---lovegood @mentallyillwacko @mikeywaysbass @mochamoony @moonchild311 @moonlightsmile @moonyscribe @mrecury42 @mxlovey32 @my-castles-crumbling @not-a-gay-fangodess @olympushaze @permetutotheworld @reaperlight @siriuslyobsessed394 @siriuslysirius101 @starman-01 @symbiotic-slime @tired-writer-in-progress @tistheraven @theduchessr @the-stars-in-between @thepicklekingog @unnecessaryheadache @urpants @welcometoh0rr0rwood @xxlady-lunaxx @yes-ofc-i-bite

[hey-look-at-the-stars]

Last Song: church hymn called Teach me to walk in the light

Favorite color: green and purples a close second

Currently reading: sadly nothing rn

Last movie: tv show Elementary

Sweet Spicy Savory

Relationship status: very happily dating/in a relationship

Current obsession: being pissed off at my mom and daydreaming about the future

Last googled: list of logical fallacies

Currently working on: digesting my dinner from last night

no pressure tags: @kat-formerly-submissive-mrs-c @teamregulus @conaice @werewolfadmirer @saltedcaramelchaos @salubriousbean @bjorksversionsworld @obsessingoverl @wisegirl42 @luna---lovegood

[teamregulus]

Last song:Hamilton soundtrack (can’t remember which song)

Fav colour:teal and lilac

Currently reading:only the brave,several wips,a good girls guide to murder,the inheritance games

Last movie:lord of the rings

Last tv show:superstore

Sweet spicy savoury:sweet with salt on most of the time(caramel sucks tho)

Realationship status:sadly single :(

Current obsession:Hamilton,ao3,baking,thunderbolts*

Last googled:ao3(don’t judge my laptops broken😭)

Currently working on:bejewlling my heart shaped glasses,sewing a skirt

Tags (l barley have any): @my-fathers-worst-creation

@moonyswarmsweaters @aniwahstan @dazzlemebaby @prongsyp0tter

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Okay? (OOC: Answering in character, as this is an rp account)

Last song: Father by The Front Bottoms

Fav colour: Green

Currently reading: History of the Sacred 28 (1965 version)

Last movie: Why on Earth would I watch that Muggle shit.

Last tv show: Again, fuck that Muggle shit.

Sweet spicy savoury: Spicy.

Realationship status: Evan <3 @evan-a-rosier

Current obsession: Adding to my knife collection

Last googled: Again, more muggle shit; nah.

Currently working on: Making Evan a necklace out of the bones he removed from that dog he disected last week.

@dorcaaas @darlingyoushinelikethemoon @seer-sybi-trelawney @bellatrix-carina-black @narcissa-cissy-black @prongsypotter @sirius-o-black @im-a-monster-rawr-rawr-rawr @marleneee-mckinnon @macdonalds-employee

[evan-a-rosier]

AWWW YOURE MAKING ME A NECKLACE RAAAHHH THATS SO CUTE I LOVE IT

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

I grabbed some chains and jewels from my house to make it, but here! That's the first one; I'll make you more if you want.

[itsstardustzz]

nine people I would like to get to know better

Thank you @sentowritesstuff for tagging me!! I actually really like doing little games like this even if it’s something small it makes me happy lol

last song I listened to: I Hate It Here by Taylor Swift

favorite color: probably a really dark blue

currently watching: daredevil, andor s2, agent Carter, cloak and dagger, and a couple more

last movie: Avengers Infinity War

currently reading: Family of Liars by E. Lockhart

sweet, spicy, or savory: all of them!! I cant choose a favorite!!

relationship: single☹️ My crush doesn’t like me back and I refuse to talk to him

current obsessions: agent Carter, captain america and stucky in general (as usual), Star Wars, the naturals series, six of crows again, baking carrot cakes, and writing poetry about my shitty family

last googled: where to watch into the spiderverse?

currently working on: a speech for school, a poem series, and a fanfic about stucky

I’m going to tag: @spidersinsalem @olicitylighthome @aurore-boreal1s @scarfacemarston @bufferingsummers @onyx-di-angelo @crazysandwich @bloodorange17 & @mentalmeles

no pressure though if you’ve already done it or don’t want to

[onyx-di-angelo]

Thank you for tagging me!

last song I listened to: Dangerously by Charlie Puth

favorite color: any shade of green, blue, or purple

currently watching: The Rookie and Loki s1

last movie: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

currently reading: The Source by James A. Michener

sweet, spicy, or savory: all of them!

relationship: single :(

current obsessions: Fourth Wing, Marauders, MCU, Heartstopper

last googled: "Does fire burn in space?"

currently working on: Not committing several murders, and a Marauders fanfic

@anything-for-my-moony-1971 @slut-4-remuslupin @thebringerofchaosandhell @pot-kettle-23 @honeyshineshipsandshit @smthabsolutelyunhinged @blizzardtheartisticfox @woefulstar @candle5000 @thedamsolangelofan @littlejumpingjoan @wintrsoul @plutos-only-inhabitant @athenaspetsnek @agreentealeaf @shroombloom95 @ovloppy @lowkey-mynx @mairon-goth-minion @blackbrother2508 @aceofspades42

[blizzardtheartisticfox]

Thank you for the tag!!!

last song I listened to: Loser Baby from Hazbin Hotel

favorite color: There’s this pale blue that looks like purple to me and I find it fascinating. So lilac or pale blue depending on how you think about it.

currently watching: Love on the Spectrum

last movie: The Wild Robot

currently reading: Keeper of the Lost Cities by Shannon Messenger, The Serpent’s Shadow by Rick Riordan, and Dragonsdawn by Anne McCaffrey

sweet, spicy, or savory: Sweet but like. It depends on the day honestly.

relationship: I am currently talking to a guy but we’re not in a labeled relationship yet and idk if it’s gonna get there.

current obsessions: [Joel Smallishbeans, Grian, ImpulseSV, Phasmophobia, Hermitcraft], Helluverse, and Sonic the Hedgehog (esp Stobotnik)

last googled: can sound waves travel through space?

currently working on: stobotnik fanfic, being ill (i have the flu or smth energy levels are low guys)

I’m genuinely gonna choose 9 people despite the fact I’m going to forget all of this:

@itzcreator-com @since-times-long-forgotten @zithergiltscorner @losver07 @tigerbeancoffee

@thecrazyalchemist @kraglynn @l3sb14nc4t @dungeonlv1

[thecrazyalchemist]

Last song: שיר המכולתby kaveret

Fav colour: blue-green range

Currently watching: nothing, but i need to watch Ted Lasso somehow

Currently reading: Pyramids by Terry Pratchett

Last movie: The Road to El Dorado

sweet, spicy, or savory: ALLLL

relationship: idk

current obsessions: i have 9 exams in 7 days in a month and a half i have no time for that rn

Last googled: periodic table

currently working on: preparing for exams, and also i have a book idea stuck somewhere for a very long while

@purplishbluefrog @evry1h8s-me @tis-i-said-the-fly @theasexualagent @atom1o6 @superbstarlightsheep @thatrando13 @thatlittlebird @wet-leaf

[tis-i-said-the-fly]

last song: love you like an alcoholic by the taxpayers

favorite color: dark green or sage green (yes I'm gay) or crayola marker orange

currently watching: poker face and alias and the rookie and house and so much youtube

currently reading: Mockingjay and red white and royal blue

last movie: enemy of the state I think (or waitress from 2007, idk I watched both in one day)

sweet, spicy, or savory: savory is usually a good bet but it depends on the day

relationship: recently broke up with my gf of almost 2 yrs and now I have a crush on two of my closest friends both of which are dating someone

current obsessions: pinterest, jewelry???, hunger games, my coloring book full of chickens that I do during drivers ed, flimcooper, smosh

last googled: Stardew valley wiki-stable

currently working on: nothing but I have a capstone project and math practice problems due soon

idek know nine people but whatever @rins-batcave @that-one-fly-on-the-wall @angelellipsis-devilofdots @bored-boring-and-tired @itz-pingu-lol @clowncore09 @trans-reptile @da-beear @ikissedagirl123

i think those are all nine.... almost none of them are moots so sorry if that's you lol

[av3ryish3re]

Imma reblog cuz i wanna join 💚

Last song: Rave by Dxrk (I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO TYPE THE JAPANESE)

Fav color: Green or yellow

Currently watching: Nothing

Currently reading: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes

Last movie: Deadpool and Wolverine ❤️💛

Sweet spicy or savory: Depends on the day

Relationship: I have a crush on my best friend 🩷

Currently obsession: The Hunger Games (Especially Finnick I had a crush on him)

Last googled: YouTube (🤣)

Currently working on: Nothing!

@izumi-star @ihaveopinionsonalotofthings @cabin13winion @reys-just-here @i-need-a-user

[reys-just-here]

Hellooo!

last song: K O by Haiden Henderson

fave colour: purple or green

currently reading: In the company of killers by Elora Cook

last movie: I honestly can’t remember

sweet or spicy or savoury: sweet or spicy

relationship: singleeee

current obsession: THE BATFAM

last googled: let’s not open that can of worms…

currently working on: my life lmao

@claydonis @catburglar13 @i-don-know-what-im-doing @i-need-a-user @binotsoshybutreadytocry @serpentine-starlight

[serpentine-starlight]

last song: Family Line by Conan Gray

fave colour: Emerald green, blue and soft pink

currently reading: Shatter Me, Fearless, The Curse of Salt

last movie: Dune

sweet or spicy or savoury: spicy

relationship: single

current obsession: Marauders Era

last googled: Conan Gray Family Line lyrics

currently working on: Science homework, mental health and co.

@werewolfadmirer @whatonearthisgoingon @blitzstoneshouldbecanon @leoluvsbilkyjo @mochifromthemoon

[werewolfadmirer]

Last song: crazy little thing called love by Queen

favourite colour: baby pink or any pink!

currently reading: the fault in our stars by John green

last movie: dead poets department (still watching)

sweet, spicy, or savoury: sweet all the way!!

relationship status: painfully single. I’ve never held hands with anyone but my family

current obsession: marauders!!!

last googled: err… I’m not sure? Probably lyrics to love the way you lie - Eminem snd rihanna

currently working on: if that means mental health wise then working on being more social and more comfortable in social situations:))

thanks for the tag, Bella!!!

@whatonearthisgoingon @unnecessaryheadache @permetutotheworld

[whatonearthisgoingon]

Thanks for the tags @serpentine-starlight and Lils!

Last Song: Housewife Radio by Ghost and Pals

Favorite Color: Dark green

Currently Reading: Othello by William Shakespeare

Last Movie: Hurricane Bianca (on YT)

Sweet, Spicy, or Savoury: Alternative 4th category, sour.

Relationship status: Coach. I am the single bitch who's giving a ton of advice from my past relationships.

Current obsession: Role-playing

Last googled: Creepy black German shepard (for rp shit)

Currently working on: Precalc work.

Your turn Moots!

@acelovesremuslupin @adanmwere @alizardsusername @astrawantssleep @bikisser23 @birdiefromafar @blitzstoneshouldbecanon @bluebasie @cool-lesbian-is-here @cuculoooo @destroy-the-binary @getsuuna @gigiyuu @gimmiecandy @harrietthespywastaken @hey-look-at-the-stars @lllaced @lookitsabooknook @love-hate-love00 @luna---lovegood @mentallyillwacko @mikeywaysbass @mochamoony @moonchild311 @moonlightsmile @moonyscribe @mrecury42 @mxlovey32 @my-castles-crumbling @not-a-gay-fangodess @olympushaze @permetutotheworld @reaperlight @siriuslyobsessed394 @siriuslysirius101 @starman-01 @symbiotic-slime @tired-writer-in-progress @tistheraven @theduchessr @the-stars-in-between @thepicklekingog @unnecessaryheadache @urpants @welcometoh0rr0rwood @xxlady-lunaxx @yes-ofc-i-bite

[hey-look-at-the-stars]

Last Song: church hymn called Teach me to walk in the light

Favorite color: green and purples a close second

Currently reading: sadly nothing rn

Last movie: tv show Elementary

Sweet Spicy Savory

Relationship status: very happily dating/in a relationship

Current obsession: being pissed off at my mom and daydreaming about the future

Last googled: list of logical fallacies

Currently working on: digesting my dinner from last night

no pressure tags: @kat-formerly-submissive-mrs-c @teamregulus @conaice @werewolfadmirer @saltedcaramelchaos @salubriousbean @bjorksversionsworld @obsessingoverl @wisegirl42 @luna---lovegood

[teamregulus]

Last song:Hamilton soundtrack (can’t remember which song)

Fav colour:teal and lilac

Currently reading:only the brave,several wips,a good girls guide to murder,the inheritance games

Last movie:lord of the rings

Last tv show:superstore

Sweet spicy savoury:sweet with salt on most of the time(caramel sucks tho)

Realationship status:sadly single :(

Current obsession:Hamilton,ao3,baking,thunderbolts*

Last googled:ao3(don’t judge my laptops broken😭)

Currently working on:bejewlling my heart shaped glasses,sewing a skirt

Tags (l barley have any): @my-fathers-worst-creation

@moonyswarmsweaters @aniwahstan @dazzlemebaby @prongsyp0tter

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Okay? (OOC: Answering in character, as this is an rp account)

Last song: Father by The Front Bottoms

Fav colour: Green

Currently reading: History of the Sacred 28 (1965 version)

Last movie: Why on Earth would I watch that Muggle shit.

Last tv show: Again, fuck that Muggle shit.

Sweet spicy savoury: Spicy.

Realationship status: Evan <3 @evan-a-rosier

Current obsession: Adding to my knife collection

Last googled: Again, more muggle shit; nah.

Currently working on: Making Evan a necklace out of the bones he removed from that dog he disected last week.

@dorcaaas @darlingyoushinelikethemoon @seer-sybi-trelawney @bellatrix-carina-black @narcissa-cissy-black @prongsypotter @sirius-o-black @im-a-monster-rawr-rawr-rawr @marleneee-mckinnon @macdonalds-employee

[artachokie]

american marauders headcanons!!

james: james is a FRAT. BRO. idc idc. he’s from socal (san diego, not LA) and probably goes to one of the UC colleges or UMiami

sirius + regulus: the black brothers were SOOOO raised in a southern baptist family in alabama. their childhood is serving preachers daughter by ethel cain realness.

remus: remus is from the great plains. he’s a small town kansan who never left his home state until college. he’s just got that personality you only get from being from a town with a population of less than 50k

peter: peter is also a midwesterner! but he’s from somewhere like des moines, iowa or columbus, ohio. he did marching band in high school.

lily: my girl lily is from new england! i dont have a specific place for her but she def goes to an ivy league because obviously she does.

dorcas: miss dorcas is from new jersey. but she lives super close to NYC! i can see her taking day trips to the city frequently

mary: she's SUUUCH a chicago girl... she's got the midwest hospitality but also independence from growing up in a metropolis

marlene: and if i said she was raised in SLC, utah... she's an exmo now and lives with dorcas in jersey.

barty: barty is THE Florida Man ™. he's wrestling alligators. he's starting drunk fights in the waffle house. he's driving to taco bell during a cat 5 hurricane.

pandora: pandora is singlehandedly keeping portland weird. not in a "portland polycule from hell" way, but definitely adjacent to that.

evan: man i dont know. i need some audience participation for this one.

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

While I think America is shit, I am honored to be called to THE Florida Man™!! I will embrace the chaotic Floridians with open arms!!

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Omg Rosie, this song is so you!

@evan-a-rosier

I'm Miriam, I'll be your alibi u-u

[evan-a-rosier]

that's crazy... how do you even find a song like that

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Shrugs "You like it?"

[evan-a-rosier]

not my favorite song, i feel a little bit attacked...

it's not really my taste in music but i appreciate the sentiment

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

<3

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Omg Rosie, this song is so you!

@evan-a-rosier

I'm Miriam, I'll be your alibi u-u

[evan-a-rosier]

that's crazy... how do you even find a song like that

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Shrugs "You like it?"

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

Omg Rosie, this song is so you!

@evan-a-rosier

I'm Miriam, I'll be your alibi u-u

[evan-a-rosier]

muggle things are dumb and stupid but they look cool in the right lighting

[my-fathers-worst-creation]

"Agreed, but the tattoo gun is a pretty good thing they made, right Ev?"