Let's run away and pretend we're not in love.

20. Socialism. Skateboarding. Tattoos. Bowling for Soup. Bartender. History and Politics student at QUB.

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The way he stuffs them in his mouth 💀

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Mood

[boyy-bait]

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfao the pause

[thebootydiaries]

me: look at this really cool thing i love a lot and am really invested in!!!!

friend: cool

me: if you wanted me dead why didn’t you say so earlier

[personalgremlin]

there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

[dawngrl]

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

[lulz-time]

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[phlynn]

Real life Simpsons intro

[hhhlryndrsn-deactivated20170831]

the weirdest thing i have ever watched

Best thing ever. 

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

i am mesmerized by the details

[muckkles]

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

[meanplastic]

[plaidcushion]

choose your fighter

[shiredded]

Why not both?

[unicornempire]

Slendergirl.

[maybenotboring]

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

[sidetable-drawer]

Remember when Radio Disney would heavily edit songs with non-child friendly lyrics to the point where it was almost a different song?

Case in point…here’s the original version of “Almost” by Bowling For Soup:

Here’s the Radio Disney edit:

[the-memedaddy]

[rogueone]

[mulaneysbutt]

[geekandmisandry]

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

[neverblogidly]

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

[wideopenhighway]

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

[geekandmisandry]

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

[tharook]

I absolutely do not like that.

[rhube]

I love people who talk in their sleep.

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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

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