Random Highschool Quotes

Random quotes I hear throughout the day. I post semi-regularly, but I'm also a senior in highschool so sometimes I just straight up forget things lmao.

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Student 1: "I don't know anything about tablecloths"

Student 2, very stressed: "I don't know anything about anything."

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Student watching Netflix in class: "What do you mean take him to the infirmary?! Gurl take him to the morgue he dead."

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Student, quietly to themselves: "Now time for the daily question, is that chocolate on my face, or just more acne?"

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Student: "You have a pelaton??? Oh so y'all are RICH Rich."

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Student 1, reading a sign on the wall: "The rules say No Profanity"

Student 2: "Ah shit, we are all fucked."

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Student 1: "Yeah I'm ready to go home and play the Piss-4."

Student 2: "The... the what"

Student 1: "The Piss-4. Like not Xbox, the other one."

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Student 1: "Sometimes when I breathe in too deeply my back pops."

Student 2: "Why do we all have the bodies of 80 year olds???"

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Student: "I like how there's nothing going on in his head. Its just pasta. He's just gotta brain fulla noodles."

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Student 1, patting their thighs: "You can fit so much trauma in these bad boys."

Student 2: "So THATS why your so funny."

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Student: "I've felt really old this week... like every time I stretch my bones creak."

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Student 1: "WAIT. I just thought of something. Shrek and chill."

Student 2: "I am going to throw you across the room."

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Student 1: "hmmmmm.. what does Arsenic taste like?"

Student 2: "I'm getting salty vibes."

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Student: "yea once during the leap test I brought 5 flip phones so the teacher had to take them all. I would hand him one and then be like 'oh wait on sec' and then hand him another one. He laughed every time."

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Student 1: "There's a bug attacking a spider!!"

Student 2: "And no ones gonna help him? This says a lot about society."

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Student: "Don't forget about apostrophes!! . . .There God's comma."

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Student: "Yeah I was gonna put some mascara over my mustache this morning but my mom wouldn't let me."

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Student 1: "This is like the calm before the storm."

Student 2: "I AM NOT CALM."