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Me: Am I lined up to clear that doorway I'm about to pass through?

My Brain: absolutely 100% good to go

Me: [bumps jarringly into doorframe]

My Brain: Woah, oh my god, you are not even gonna believe this, but it moved! The doorway moved. Amazing that we got to observe this bizarre event

Me: You know, I would fire you if this place wasn't already so understaffed

abdulraveman

yassmines

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

jenniferrpovey

She’s oiling!

Sea otters have oil glands in their cheeks, and the vigorous rubbing is how they extract the oil, which then forms a layer on top of their fur.

(And yes, she is adorable).

professorsparklepants

She’s brushing her hair!!!!!

onlinecounsellingcollege

“I may not react but, trust me, I notice everything.”

— Unknown

squebby

Kevin McCarthy losing four five six seven eight consecutive Speaker of the House votes (so far) is legitimately one of the funniest things to ever happen. This is 2023’s boat stuck in the Suez Canal. Something important has ceased working for the most hilarious possible reason and we are all watching desperate attempts to get it working again while secretly hoping it does not, and I think that’s beautiful

unsubconscious

Vlad Miroshnikov, ‘Old Trees’, 2019 Oil on Canvas, 110 x 110 cm

treesinart

Bruh

pathologising

anthropologist-on-the-loose

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

abysswarlock

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

anthropologist-on-the-loose

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry

mishastoesies

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

starseekrr

greenycrimson

Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too

aberrantemotion

not only did you prove your point, but you showed an example of it in the same sentence

one-time-i-dreamt

omegarosemain

She’s an elegant lady of course she needs her handbag

beckywiththegoodhijab

Dear kids: sometimes, self-care is ridiculously unsexy. It's cleaning your filthy bathroom after weeks of ignoring it. It's washing your bedsheets and vacuuming your floors. It's forcing yourself to take a shower and brush your teeth. When that temporary motivation strikes, RIDE THAT WAVE as far as you possibly can. It's the kindest thing you can do for yourself sometimes.

redstonedust

weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.