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Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.

I dont want bethesda to ever get rid of how fo4 does cutscenes because there is just something special about talking to someone and having a vertibird kill you both in the middle of it

falloutuniverse

I snorted

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I don’t think there’s a better example of the above than this:

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Uh excuse me, how can we forget this classic and masterpiece

keystoneway

I still like this one

renelaru

How about this old gold

travalicious

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

powerfulwizard

he has a shiny guy fieri

thetrippytrip

Do you see a problem here? How much more clear can the problem be?

coleyyoung

Excuse me it 14 year old BABY??

charizord

Speaks volumes

florkinthall

14-year-old baby…?

zinge

“This 168-month baby commited a cwime uwu”

note-a-bear

AND HIS IDENTITY WAS PROTECTED

crabbybun

The 14 year old white boy is Jesse Osborne and he’s going to be tried as an adult.

And Ryan Turk, the 14 year old black boy, is going to have all charges dropped.

There’s at least a little justice.

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misskingss

Ron Swanson is a simple man.

shostabr0vich

and THIS, children, is how you write a stereotypical masculine and rugged character without resorting to bigotry :)

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

sludgebat

stabble1234

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

sludgebat

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You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

sludgebat

alonelyangel6-blog

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

sludgebat

khajittink

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

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conchiolin

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

sludgebat

cats2019forthenintendoswitch

This is like finding a lost family heirloom you’ve been hearing about

cobracommanderofficial

finally….

angrybeardedbastard

I will reblog this every single fucking time

emeraldmercury

I miss when tumblr was like this

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don’t even fucking talk to me unless you’ve watched this.

kirain

Somebody got paid for this shit.

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seelcudoom

any system where people are upset there lives were saved is not a system that works

hannahhillam

starsberrisnunicorns

Did the cat just give–

c-bassmeow

Cats actually can tell babies are little humans and as a general rule of thumb they tend to go easier on babies and will tolerate more behaviors they usually do not tolerate in adults. Not only that but many cats can become overprotective of babies and show them a lot of affection. Or if they hate babies they will just hide and run away instead of attacking. Obviously exceptions exist, but I find this proclivity to be so heartwarming

goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

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