shitty hate vent account

[koiagain]

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" You are weak as Fuck boy

[dogpuppy]

[my-mean-blog]

i have had a genuine fear since childhood of being forced to watch forrest gump. not sure why but i have great hopes for a long and happy life in which i never have to watch forrest gump. it got to the point for a bit where i couldn't look at tom hanks's face for fear of forrest gump (the film) lurking close at hand somehow

[exislential]

stop asking transmascs if they just have internalized misogyny and start asking cis women if they just have internalized transphobia

[peenalize]

dog ppl will kill me for this one but dogs r disgusting

[bitch-witch]

i honestly don’t understand the appeal of dogs. they are fucking sick and annoying

ew 

[fullest-circlest]

People who hate dogs have usually been jumped on or bitten or chased by a dog & people who hate cats have usually decided that cats are irredeemably satanic apropos of nothing

[doctornanitesreblogs]

Unpopular opinion: I can't stand dogs

Because they 1. Touch you without your consent constantly... EVERY DAY. (even your crotch)

2. Claw you up when they jump on you until you bleed.

3. Literately never stop barking.

4. Drool all over you.

5. Chew up all of your stuff

6. Piss and shit on the floor

7. Actually really dangerous animals that bite children

8. Dog owners always act like you're the problem if you don't like dogs doing these things to you.

[my-mean-blog]

genuinely. taylor swift is SO untalented it's actually fucking crazy. like holy shit her voice alone is just so so so bad. and then you hear people who are clearly trying to model their vocal technique off her and they sound bad too. fuckkkkkkk off

[my-mean-blog]

i'm literally hiding in a room rn and the horrible beast is audibly sniffing and scratching at the door just to get at me. i fucking hate dogs.

[my-mean-blog]

genuinely: idgaf what the reason is for your dog to get in my space. "it's just excited/friendly/curious" i could not care less. i do not consent to have your filthy animal in my space. i don't care how it feels. i don't care what it wants. i don't want that thing anywhere near me, let alone touching me/sniffing me/jumping on me. from the bottom of my heart, i am so close to considering every approaching dog a threat and reacting accordingly.

[my-mean-blog]

dog owners will be like "he's friendly" and then not consider the possibility that i might not be friendly

[sleepycicada]

Dog lovers get so fucking weird when you tell them you actually don't want to pet their huge sloppy wet nasty beast of an animal

[honeyveinz]

Every time I hear a barking dog I want to bash my head into a wall so viciously that no amount of powerwashing will fade the stain a single hue

[josephthesnailshow]

dog owners be like:

”It’s okay, he’s friendly!”

The dog:

[my-mean-blog]

dogs are so fucking gross. why do you have to touch me with your wet horrible nose and tongue in order to sniff me. back the fuck up beast

[my-mean-blog]

i have decided i am not an animal lover actually. i hate too many types of animal