My fucking shit

[just-shower-thoughts]

If humans could fly we would probably think of it as exercise and not want to do it

[thescourgeofpiracy]

Reblog if you’re part of the James Norrington protection squad

[willtcrner-deactivated20200413]

Pirates of the Caribbean 5′s turned down script by Terry Rossio. Completely different story. Jack’s hallucination scene.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you got a dollar every year since the universe was born, you still wouldn’t be the richest person on Earth.

[roseharlaws]

“We emotionally manipulated one another until we thought it was love.”

— Warsan Shire, “Excuses For Why We Failed At Love”.

[shadowweirdo-blog]

Salty Game Grumps Sentence Starters

I wanted it so I made it

“Yeah, of course you do, you stupid fucking bastard.”

“Oh, man, what a surprise. I really thought you had it.”

While laughing, “You’re such a dick.”

“It was awesome how you didn’t cheat. I mean like- GOD. You’d think winning THAT strongly, cheating would’ve been involved in some way.”

“You just need to remember that fire goes out. Especially near water.”

“Bro, I fuckin DESTROYED you.”

“OOOOOHHHHHH! you got fuckin’ SERVED.”

“I will actually smash you in the facial region.”

“First of all: Your insults need a little work.”

“Retire. Just give up.”

“You’ve really been fucking it up lately.”

“Why did you jinx me like that?! You stupid piece of shit-” 

“You’re a fucking witch doctor! How did you get these powers?!”

“Really one of the better… friends in my life.”

“That’s better than being on the stanky ass court with your smelly ass.”

“I believe in your ability to die at my hands.”

“Oh my god. What-the-fuck-ever.”

“OH MY GOD. YOU ASS PIRATE.”

“That’s the kind of talk that’s gonna get you thrown right in the leopard pit.”

“I think you’re amazing… At being an asshole.”

“I will body slam you if you get saucy with me.”

“Just shut up once for- in your fuckin’ life.”

“You are on just the thinnest of ice.”

“You are just one mean fellow.”

“This game is really tearing us apart and I do not care.”

“I’m gonna actually punch you in the head.”

“I don’t mean to toot my own horn but- TOOT TOOT!”

“I refuse to finish this.”

“Well, you see…. This is how a loser acts.”

[bluesmemethings]

various starters

❛  you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep.  ❜

❛  hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.  ❜

❛  never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive.  ❜

❛  death is the only god that comes when you call.  ❜

❛  I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me.  ❜

❛  the sun will rise and we will try again.  ❜

❛  we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes.  ❜

❛  I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating.  ❜

❛  what doesn’t kill me better run.  ❜

❛  she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword.  ❜

❛  don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying.  ❜

❛  she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening.  ❜

❛  magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is.  ❜

❛  I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down.  ❜

❛  they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws.  ❜

❛  all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red.  ❜

❛  what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself.  ❜

❛  how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch.  ❜

❛  you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you.  ❜

❛  I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire.  ❜

❛  you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now.  ❜

❛  you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous.  ❜

❛  she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin.  ❜

❛  it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave.  ❜

❛  she looks like divine absolution.  ❜

❛  I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget.  ❜

❛  be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten.  ❜

❛  you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself.  ❜

❛  I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for.  ❜

❛  never run back to what broke you.  ❜

❛  I was quite, but not blind.  ❜

❛  your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch.  ❜

❛  we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry.  ❜

❛  do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.  ❜

❛  I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut.  ❜

❛  you can miss something but not want it back.  ❜

❛  you can’t save people, you can only love them.  ❜

❛  I came, I saw, I made it awkward.  ❜

❛  we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.  ❜

❛  you’re always one decision away from a different life.  ❜

❛  my brain has too many tabs open.  ❜

❛  I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people.  ❜

❛  there’s no ‘we’ in fries.  ❜

❛  apology accepted, trust denied.  ❜

❛  death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now.  ❜

❛  life happens. coffee helps.  ❜

❛  I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s.  ❜

❛  I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony.  ❜

❛  very early in my life it was already too late.  ❜

❛  is that a threat or are you flirting with me.  ❜

❛  was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives?  ❜

❛  I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand.  ❜

❛  I do bad things, and I do them very well.  ❜

❛  you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted.  ❜

❛  they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you.  ❜

❛  drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart.  ❜

❛  good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught.  ❜

❛  a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart.  ❜

❛  no airbag, we die like men.  ❜

❛  true evil is, above all, seductive.  ❜

❛  it takes more courage to suffer than to die.  ❜

❛  you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once.  ❜

❛  justice is vengeance in prettier packaging.  ❜

[mynamesdanger]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAGAGAGAGAHAHHAA

[incorrectprimatechquotes]

“Pigeons should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people”

— Claude Rains.

[unwiltingblossom]

[ Alt! ]

Send me “alt!” and I’ll introduce you to a character I’ve rped in the past, want to play in the future or are currently playing somewhere else!

This is Adam Monroe. He’s a dude who will wear a business suit while cutting you down with an actual samurai sword.

He’s somewhere between 400 and 500+ years old (he’ll just lie to you if you ask him what it is) he will regenerate literally from the center of a nuclear bomb if he feels like it, and also doesn’t feel pain (but he’ll convince you he does). His blood will heal you instantly but it’s not like he’ll give it to you for free.

He doesn’t afraid of anything except plot because Heroes plot is absolutely atrocious, and will literally hold a grudge for centuries if it suits him. He also literally has legends about him written, and is hinted to be the ancestor of most of the prominent main characters of the show.

He used to be a mercenary back in some…Edo time or something like that in Japan until a friendly time traveler met him and taught him to use his newfound powers for heroism. This worked out super well for him, and he even found a love interest…right up until his bff time traveler up and stole her and he

didn’t react well. he’s basically a story where the hero broke it. He’s also been around so long that he’s legitimately gotten sick of humanity and wants to start over, too, so. He’s a little bit unstable. You might be too if you watched ten wives die and kept having your allies betray you, though.

He’s just so much fun. He straddles the line between arrogant and confident, he’s manipulative and charismatic, and he’s incredibly smart. He has not squandered his centuries. He was definitely the best part of Heroes after the first half of season one.

I played him in a panfandom game, and he was my first for a panfandom. The hardest part of playing him in a game though is that he will play the long game. the looooooooooooooong game. and he’s not super social if you don’t have something he wants. So, he’s tough to get out there doing things in a game setting.

not bringing him back was the first mistake of Heroes Reborn

[todaysbicharacteris]

Today’s bi character is:

Adam Monroe/Takezo Kensei (Heroes)

character submitted by: (anonymous)

[primatechnosynthpop]

Pass/Fail

Ando: there’s only one thing worse than dying *rips off card to reveal “Hiro dying”*

Adam: (gasp) Hiro!

Ando: no

[erevshelshoshanim]

Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

[erevshelshoshanim]

Thin people can reblog this btw

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

they wont tho lmao

[hejaliens]

yes, we will.

Because everyone has their goddamn right to be treated as a fucking human being and humans can be so fucking cruel sometimes, they make me sick.

[tersyne]

bob bishop is such a screwed up dude

despite what he experienced at coyote sands he still experimented on his own daughter on the advice of dr. zimmerman who, y'know, worked at coyote sands, instead of listening to co-survivor charles’ advice and treating her like an actual person

[heatherfield]

Incorrect OUAT Quotes [15 of ?] [insp]

[sailor--poon]

So when Seungbae said that he and Sangwoo were similar, did he mean murder wise or gay wise

[stcrtrek]

What’s crazy is that Claire Bennet and Adam Monroe, both naturally immortal, are now both dead, and died in the same way: someone snatched their ability. Arthur Petrelli took Adam’s and Claire’s son took hers during childbirth, which her son inherited from his great-grandfather Arthur! The two characters with cellular regeneration as their only and original ability… died either in the show or after in tie-in novels… madness!