[lordeboy]

find out your GAY name now!

[my-dailydreams]

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

this is the funniest headline i've ever seen

[duncebento]

i would kill myself if somebody posted this on my music ahahaha

[anglaised]

you have a beautiful laugh

[brucebocchi]

[sovietnam]

[alonecanbebeautiful]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[warningengine]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

penis katana

[lolt64]

and getting caught in the rain

[fleshdyke]

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

[the-text-party]

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

[fleshdyke]

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

[hieronymus-botch]

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

[fleshdyke]

thats because i lied about this

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

[evilkakyoin]

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

[cthuluguu]

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

[evilkakyoin]

shut the fuck up

[cipheramnesia]

People will talk about Tumblr's amazing hatemail game but its person to person reply game is equally unhinged.

[radiofreederry]

[feraligatr]

do it drunk. do it high

[feraligatr]

do it with another guy.

[lavender-insights]

[supermariomamafucker]

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

[kosmogrl]