This Birb Make A Screm So Loud

Captain of the S. S. Anxiety. Proud member of the Angry Fat Girls Club

[c-bassmeow]

[braveheart-the-lion]

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they’ve been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn’t you prevent vietnam?

[thec0smic-latte]

[intensional]

when the exam average is 67 and i get 68

[diasporapoet-deactivated2020010]

[nuemilee]

[reverseracism]

*me watching hollywood movies about ancient egypt*

[berryarmstrong]

ALNAOAIHNSO:IBHNSOISBHNDIOKSBD

[thorgyorgy]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)

[argumate]

which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

Grain-stealing thots

[esoanem]

I’m trying to steal your granary but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my decorated ass cheeks keeps alerting Hesiod

[cybercrimer]

i go to the dmv to pick up my id and they hand me this:

[isnidaigayrightnow]

he’s so big to hold all of his MAN LOVE

[mittybee]

[lumberzachary]

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

[ottermoone]

With the announcement of the live action Netflix ATLA show, you know I had to make a fancast

Anthony James Whitewolf as Sokka

Blu Hunt as Katara

Forrest Wheeler as Aang

Peyton Elizabeth Lee as Toph

Paul Sun-Hyung Lee as Iroh

Ryan Potter as Zuko

Nichole Bloom as Azula

Rila Fukushima as Mai

Teresa Daley as Ty Lee

[bane-of-wonderland]

Okay but this is legit perfection.

[neonperri]

Best casting I’ve ever seen.

[candiikismet]

This is great

[memes-r-memes]

[isnidaigayrightnow]

Nidai studied being gay in college

[tallahasseemp3]

This is just The Magnus Institute.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Nope.

They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.

I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.

Fact-checking is your friend.

[crazyintheeast]

It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice

[prostitutionhoe]

[fluent-n-death]

I’m so glad I’m alive to read these headlines

[frencry-deactivated20221114]