The Dream

They/them. All my fics are under Die_Traumerei on AO3. Auden: "words so excite me that a pornographic story, for example, excites me sexually more than a living person can do."

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[pikslasrce]

bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

[persephoneprice]

mizzen & pippa having a chat

[soft-lovely]

people

[starsmakenoise]

Here!! My Lyctor Harrow cosplay!! I’m so excited to have these pictures and release them into the world, please enjoy my hundreds of hours of beading and embroidery and decades of religious trauma bundled up into this tiny emo nun :0

[skrunglebeasts]

put three f/f ships you like in the tags. doesnt matter how obscure or embarrassing the media, go for it. and no, your m/m ship doesnt count as women

[samanthamulder]

beautiful blue skies and golden sunshine all along the way

[yodaprod]

According to this, from which era are your first gamer's memories? (regardless of your age, because most of the time we had the gaming system we/our parents could afford)

Early Gen X

Core Gen X

Late Gen X

Early Millennial

Core Millennial

Late Millennial

Early Zoomer

Core Zoomer

Late Zoomer

I have never played video games

Voting ended onJan 20, 2025

[emacs-unofficial]

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[heroineimages]

Bill Watterson explained that the third panel is based on his dad, without exaggeration.

[big-edies-sun-hat]

I have always thought of certain kinds of dudes as “Calvin’s dad” types (affectionate)

[thickness-protection-program]

Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging

[thickness-protection-program]

"you're a monster if you can't reblog." Well rawr girl rawr 🧟‍♂️

[stonerparty]

[o-blivia]

[kira-serialfaggot]

congrats for drugs for winning the war on drugs

[recurring-polynya]

I am re-reading The Left Hand of Darkness and unfortunately, my brain is too rotten for this, because all I can think about is an alternate timeline where the girlies got absolutely sauced on this book and instead of inventing the Omegaverse, people just wrote Kemmering AUs instead.

to be clear, Ursula K. LeGuin would hate this

[recurring-polynya]

if you're not into 70's feminist sci-fi, it goes like this:

on the planet Gethen, everyone is both biologically and socially androgynous for 21-22 days out of a 26 day cycle. on those other days, you go into kemmer. If you go into kemmer by yourself, nothing really happens except you go horny-nuts. however! if you're with someone else who is in kemmer, one of you will become male and one of your will become female, and you spend the rest of the time fucking respectfully, because this is an Ursula K. LeGuin book. There is no real rhyme or reason to which gender you become--it can vary from kemmer to kemmer. If you get pregnant, you stay female through the pregnancy and nursing; otherwise you go back to being gender-neutral for the rest of the month. You can get married (vow kemmer) and always do this with the same person, but there are canonically also fuck hotels where you go have orgies with whoever else is hot to go, if that's what you're into. lineage is traced down through babies that came out of your own body.

i cannot emphasize enough that all of this is written in the absolute least horny way possible.

[recurring-polynya]

i know this would never take off because (1) who is top and who is bottom is transient and (2) you can't use it to reinvent toxic heterosexuality for gay people

[salvadorbonaparte]

"tiktok has massive problems that even if you don't agree with a complete ban have to be addressed for all social media platforms" and "the Chinese government is doing pretty awful things" and "there is a lot of sinophobic fearmongering and double standards in the conversation about tiktok" and "people should exercise basic caution signing up to foreign or domestic social media" and "most Chinese citizens like US citizens are just people living their life and cultural exchange between them can be beneficial for both sides" and "some people being on the same social media site isn't going to solve everything " and "I want to study the linguistics happening there under a microscope" are opinions that can coexist

[council-of-beetroot]

Alright today's question. could you get away with naming your kid after your favourite blorbo yes or no

Could you get away with naming your hypothetical child after your blorbo of choice

Yes

No

Voting ended onJan 17, 2025

And what I mean is would it work both as a name for an actual child and is it a common actual name or is it something more obscure. And is it from a media where people won't recognize where you got the name depending on whether or not that's a good or bad thing

[redstonedust]

just opened my banks app and it gave me a pop up for a fuckin. banking unwrapped?? and it turned out it was just unpersonalized customer statistics but for a brief glorious moment i was imagining a world where my bank was about to hit me with "you wasted $400 on GAY USELESS PURCHASES. you have spinal tap ungrungcore spending habits. your top transfer this year was: your landlord."

[trek-tracks]

Thank god he has a PhD in Monkey Wrangling