Bones

♤ Esp/Eng ♤ They/Them ♤ enby ♤ 🇦🇷 ♤ I have no clue what this is ♤

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[myawkwardvoid]

I was drinking mate to not fall asleep rn and it occurred to me.

Would Kelrec drink mate??? 🤨

[redstonedust]

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

[myawkwardvoid]

I'm FINALLY getting the physical copies of the mphfpc books!!!!!!

Perhaps life isn't so bad.

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[moon-grub]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[nerdragons-hoard]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[stolenbyauroras]

i wish all in involved in the cancellation of Starfleet Academy at paramount+ a very pleasant get fucked

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

Source

[physics-dirtbag]

Might I add:

[tlirsgender]

Did you know nonbinary people who were afab and nonbinary people who were amab can have the same genders

[tlirsgender]

Kind of the fucking idea that nonbinary people aren't their assigned sexes, innit

[tlirsgender]

Enforcing the idea that nonbinary people are cisgender women wearing jeans is directly harmful not only in that it's invalidating to nonbinary people afab but because it makes people who were amab think they can't be nonbinary at all, or at least not in the same way as people afab. Which is so fucking disheartening to see. This is not to deny the unique challenges of transfeminized nonbinary people but to draw attention to them; this phenomenon is an effect of transmisogyny

[tlirsgender]

Hey this addition is pretty important context for what I mean btw. Reblog my transfeminism, they

[akashicrecord]

Chappell Roan grabbed my 8 month old by her yaki bundles and slung her across the dining room at the Chateau Marmont

[underthenerdhood]

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

[peterdrabbit]

So chivalry IS dead?!

[underthenerdhood]

you win best response to this post 

[jubs]

🎷🐛

[vetchtibbles]

language proficiency is fun I can't define that word exactly but boy can I use it in a sentence thanks to Previously Encountered Context Clues

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

[1five1two]

'Chase Bank Hit With A Space Laser'. Alex Schaefer. 2024.

[princesscherry]

Pondering...

[freesiadotcom]

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time