★★★ @idon-twannabeperceived - Tumblr Blog

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

fellator

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

ratbastarddotfuck

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

digitalsymbiote

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

bester-jester

God sent an angel down and her name is U-BLOCK ORIGIN and she has protected me ten million times. She says its not enough its only 31% but i need her to know she is everything to me.

bester-jester

God sent an angel down and her name is U-BLOCK ORIGIN and she has protected me ten million times. She says its not enough its only 31% but i need her to know she is everything to me.

bester-jester

God sent an angel down and her name is U-BLOCK ORIGIN and she has protected me ten million times. She says its not enough its only 31% but i need her to know she is everything to me.

OJO a mi me encanta q los dj, las luces y la voz del estadio interactuen con la hinchada

Pero si me llegan a poner un tema cachengue o a quererme hacer jugar no se q verga de call nd response MID MATCH mientras estoy sufriendo una jugada yo soy capaz de trepar a la cabina, meterme por la ventana y matarlos con mis propias manos

Yo no voy a decir nada negativo de la cultura de cancha mexicana, pero lo.voy a pensar

#what in the fiestita animada de cumpleaños de 10 años is this

Orgasm denial

#POR QUEEEEEEEEE POR QUÉ.... NOOOOO LET ME HAVE THISSSSS #son solo x honor los goles ya pero NO IMPORTA. YO QUERÍA.