Bearly There

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I chipped my tooth last night and I think it’s because I was on coke

[peruviancokewhore-deactivated20]

The sugar and chemicals in coke are really bad for your teeth…. Why would you put something in your body that you can use to clean pennies and toilet bowls? 

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Cocaine

[anamorphosis-and-isolate]

[homosxual]

Patrick Stump’s Preshow Ritual (x)

[kaijuno]

Observation: I have never broken a bone Hypothesis: I am boneless Data: I appear to have broken at least two bones in my foot slipping on the ice Conclusion: I have at least two bones. Strong evidence suggests the possibility of a third one. 

[kaijuno]

I’m an astrophysicist. 

[uchigtana]

2016 is quite a year

[honted]

ted cruz is literally an alien making up human idioms and hoping they work im so stressed

[wiggle-boy]

I looked this up because I didn’t believe but he actually…….did say this

[biggucciomar1]

Bitches be postin dog snapchat filter everyday n still not know how 2 suck dick

[niggasandcomputers]

🤔🤔🤔🤔

[nahel-argama-deactivated2016051]

[tamboochie]

He saying his dog sucks his dick better than women

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

hey buddy

let’s talk about some viddy games 

[archivehead]

Mario jump

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

fuck dude he sure does

[yikyakapp-blog]

[officialtayley]

top ten paramore songs - [2/10] - playing god

It’s just my humble opinion. But it’s one that I believe in. You don’t deserve a point of view, if the only thing you see is you. (x)

[unsoundly-deactivated20130204]

[kushandwizdom]

People will always run back to whats comfortable. Unfortunately, theres no comfort in progression. Don’t complain in years to come when you’re stuck in the same place.

MR (via kushandwizdom)

  (via kushandwizdom)

[stumphs-deactivated20160523]

[copyright98]

Help my school's theatre department go to New York!

Hello! My school’s theatre department is going to New York City in June this year and we are currently in the process of fundraising to lower the cost for all the students, myself included. If you’d like to help out you can go to this website and buy candles! 40% of the money goes directly to my department and the candles are shipped directly to you.

Our Group Number is: 990093992

Thank you so much!

[mcashhole1]

When being bubble buddies goes wrong :/

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

this is what a generation of niggas raised on Spongebob looks like

[stability]

[all-things-marvel]

[animayanaa]

Stop forcing yourself to preserve dying friendships. It’s not worth it, you know the vibe is off.