My Calm Insanity

Everything's made up nigga stay woke

[catchymemes]

[hymnofvalefor]

[milesgmorales-archive]

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

[anxietyproblem]

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

[potstickersandpizza]

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

[dykebisclavret]

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

[winfieldblue]

reasons to back that ass up

girl u look good

u a fine muhfucka

call me big daddy

girl who is u playing wit

[umhi-im-goner-blog]

Folks who didn’t have tumblr before 2010-2011ish didn’t have to deal with all those fucking gifs of that guy who worked as Peter Pan at Disneyland and subsequently hear about the drama that ensued when Tumblr Kids kept fuckig stalking him at work

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meanboysclub)

[mypissedoffsandwichold-deactiva]

The last one

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

[toastyglow]

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

[deejay]

Source

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

Probably my new favorite yo momma joke

[naturallycurlycoco]

Genius

[anothercomicreader]

Spiderman recommendations

[africanaquarian]

spiderman: *forgets to wash costume one night*

merciless new york civilians:

[hulklovebot]

severus outed remus lupin as a werewolf, lost him his job and made it so he could basically never get work again and i’m supposed to forgive him for that bc he wanted to fuck lily potter lol alright

[amazingspideytom]

[cashwheel]

miles: actually im thirteen so shutvthe fuck up

[depresseddisneyprincess]

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[fithoneys]

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

I’m the screaming at the last second

[queerandbrown]

cuz im strong

[gudthot-deactivated20191207]

ridiculous 

[lightersmash]

She committed a crime omfg

[captain-starskull]

Now THIS is quality television.