That One Blog Over There

formerly a WTNV blog, now just dead. Personal blog is ladymetacon.tumblr.com if you want to hang out there

[tarotdaddy3-deactivated20230913]

I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

[catboymettaton]

cats are so right about lying on the floor and doing a big stretch

[tunisian]

on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2024

[violentoffender]

[homestucktrashnow-deactivated20]

hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character

[wolfcat-hybrid]

OP can I get your wizard's number

[homestucktrashnow-deactivated20]

sure dude he's number fucking 1!!!!

[fieldsarebreathing]

Does he mean anything to you

[phoneticmeow]

[flareonfloof]

[apisashla]

Every time I go out to visit the midwest or mountain west I'm baffled as to how anyone lives in these gigantic flat plains or giant bowl valleys between mountains with no trees to speak of. It's nature's panopticon. You can go inside I guess but that roof can't hide you from God like the woods can. It's gorgeous of course but I'm going back to Mirkwood where I can think my wicked little thoughts in peace, thank you very much.

[genderfluid-dynamics]

i feel the same except the complete opposite. the mountains are nice to visit but how does anyone live there? you don’t know what’s hiding in there. peace is endless flat plains, nothing but you and the angel you’re struggling with.

[apisashla]

fascinating! enjoy the type of horror that feels like home to you and I will do the same xoxo

[deadbirdlife]

[fernacular]

Some people on this website wholeheartedly believe a cat will only try to bite its’ owner if it’s under traumatizing levels of stress.

I assure you cats will bite for a variety of reasons up to and including “fun and me time”

[shamebats]

I open this webbed site and every time I am informed that a new calamity has befallen my boyfriend. I keep entrusting you guys with his care and what do you do? You put him in the instant pot with a 1:1 water ratio, press the rice button and cook him until he's fragrant and fluffy

[thiscatisonfire]

Rotating arven around in my brain as we speak

[regyturbot]

@stinkiedinkiedoodles

[wyldstallyn]

this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

[ms-demeanor]

Hey so I made this honey chili ginger chicken stuff yesterday and I want to eat about seven pounds of it because it's so fucking good so have a recipe:

Ingredients:

3 large chicken thighs, cubed

3 green onions finely sliced

1/3 cup of honey

2tbsp ginger paste

3tbsp Siracha sauce

8 garlic cloves, chopped

1tbsp cayenne pepper

2tbsp tamari

1 medium potato, cut into 1/2 inch cubes

cooking oil

a few tablespoons of flour

Heat the oil over medium temperature in a large pan and add the cubed chicken and the garlic to the pan. Brown the chicken while prepping the other ingredients. Once the chicken is lightly browned, stir a few 2-4 tablespoons of flour into the pan (enough to lightly coat the chicken but no sot much that it gets clumpy), then add honey, siracha, and tamari and mix, ensuring that there are no lumps of flour. Add the spices, then stir frequently and heat over medium until chicken is cooked. Mix in the potato and green onion, cover, and reduce the temperature. Cook on low for 40 minutes.

Serve it over rice.

This would 100% kick ass if you threw in some sugar snap peas or green bell pepper.

[ejacutastic]

life: you need to make a single phone call

me:

[amazoogle]

[stimman4000]

[ouuu]

search WITHIN your local trash and you WILL find a friend and boy