here’s the life i’ve always longed for

freya; it/its; 39; historical materialist tranny; exiled in europe; horny sideblog at @well-driven-nails

[cosmonautroger]

Andrei Tarkovsky

[genderfluid-dynamics]

[craftykit]

A thought just occured to me

[agaywolf]

Alternatively: 2 wrists (puppy)

[herpsandbirds]

American Pipe Snake aka False Coral Snake (Anilius scytale), family Aniliidae, found across much of South America

This family is monotypic, containing only this species.

This species is considered to be quite primitive in its anatomy.

Coral snake mimic.

photograph by Konrad Mebert

[heathcliffbot]

07/23/2026

[corpsegirlimmortal]

Chain lightning is the best wizard spell because you hit one person with a lightning bolt and then OTHER PEOPLE also get hit by a lightning bolt. Literally no downsides to casting it in every situation possible.

[ever-so-slightly-monstrous]

[healing0923]

[trainwreck-of-thoughts]

at the party (zero beers in) (i don't drink): ...and no hate for the princesses, alright? but like, don't ignore what makes the whole thing compelling. a princess's power is potential and conditional and you're wasting that if you just treat her like she's a queen. like, the dragongirls get it, they correctly define princesses as both powerless and desirable. the knights just want a femdom they can be tsundere about.

'what about the maids what do the maids want' bossy age regressor, next question.

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[bluestockingbaby]

[feefal]

If you’re a fruit, make sure to NOT ferment your natural sugars into alcohol before your work interview.

[genderfluid-dynamics]

the purpose of a system is who it does

[skadream]

autistic girl awssome

[rastafarianpapi]

[milf--adjacent]

This and brutal lesbian sex would fix me

[justnoodlefishthings]

licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

This made my brain go brr, therefore it’ll make your brain go brr too if you’re following me <3

[alyanas-little-hideout]

Fuck I scrolled on but this is going to be living in my head so fucking much why did you have to show this to me I will never be free

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

my number one advice for trans women both on this shitass platform and in real life is: you do not have to answer that question. people are so used to exploiting transfems' collective low self esteem that they will just expect you to answer questions that are best responded to with an openly disgusted stare. you do not have to answer these motherfuckers' questions. you don't owe anyone an explanation. "who do you think you are to ask me that" and "what makes you think that's an acceptable thing to say to me" are good, but most of the time you can just say nothing and look at them like they just offered you a spoon and a bowl of shit to eat. you'd be amazed how fast people start backtracking if you just say nothing and let their idiot question grow stale in the air

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

and needless to say you do not need to answer anons. yes this includes if they tell you everyone is saying something about you and can you explain. it is a trick. let them refresh your blog in vain

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

irl this doesn't work on people who have made up their minds to be openly hostile but it works on just about everyone else. most people have less-than-unshakable social confidence. practically everybody is secretly afraid of that moment where they realize they did something socially wrong. and no version of that moment is as jarring as when the flow of interaction just. ends. nobody is ready for the script to just stop. consequently, if you can project a passable lack of uncertainty during the brief, lurching silence that follows when you just don't respond to someone's weird question, in a way that is clearly deliberate, it only takes about 3-4 seconds at most before the other person will assume they fucked up bad even if they're not sure how. you just stare at them with perplexed disgust. they will backtrack and apologize. you still don't have to say anything. if you know them and you want to let them off with a warning, you can let them squirm for a second and then say "anyway," and change the subject like they were just being weird and you're doing them a favor. if you don't know them, or don't want to, just say say nothing, look at them like they're gross, and then ignore them

[mollyjames]

When I transitioned I was working at a coffee shop, and I had my nametag changed from MJ to Molly. Most people were chill about it (or cognizant enough to pretend they were chill about it), but I did have one guy who was a regular see the nametag, point, and laugh. He thought it was a joke. "You're name's not Molly!"

Now, luckily for him, there wasn't anyone else in the immediate vicinity, because after about three seconds of cold silence he shriveled took his drink and left. He didn't come back for two weeks, and when he did finally return, he was always certain to name and gender me correctly