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same username on simply plural!!

[mycelial-network]

hello! this will soon be replaced with a more detailed intro :)

we are the mycelial network, and we are a very recently discovered traumagenic (suspected DID) system. we support systems of all origins and generally do not engage with syscourse :) we are in the active process of locating our headmates, learning to communicate, and understanding who we all are as individuals. patience in this process is greatly appreciated!

our blogs:

🎪🌈 ALLISTER @allisters-downward-spiral

🏠☕️ LUTHER @iuther

🎭📚 PIERROT @pierrogative

🐠🎀 ALLIE @ffisshh

🫀💉 RANDAL @randals-dollhouse (TW!)

🔮🌱 CHARLIE @some-other-guy

more to come!! thank you for stopping by!!

[mycelial-network]

alright who want me

[guelwaar]

all writing advice posts are soooo bad like it literally depends

[tomatoluvr69]

Get enough sleep get enough fiber get enough iron wear sunscreen every moment of every day dont get dehydrated don’t slouch brush perfectly floss too keep your tires full of air get your oil changed check your brakes and alignment get new tires get your yearly inspection get your yearly pelvic exam remember your flu and covid shot research the candidates for district attorney take your recycling to the curb on the right day try to limit red meat, alcohol, ultra processed food, sugar and sitting down don’t use screens before bed exercise constantly you’re not socializing or being touched enough meditate daily make sure your clothes are constantly acceptable wash your hair before there’s even a hint of grease don’t have any unsightly hair anywhere don’t drink foo much coffee or sugary drinks or carbonated drinks or anything with citric acid or your teeth will rot change your sheets every few days and your pillowcases daily and you should be also throwing out your pillows every year or two apparently don’t use any kind of cutting board due to the unique drawbacks of each available kind walk 15 min after every meal don’t eat right after brushing but also don’t brush thirty minutes after eating yet somehow brush your teeth every morning and be on time for work also and make sure you’re weight training and make sure you’re doing everything you can to prevent eventual osteoporosis and arthritis moisturize your skin every day keep your prescriptions filled try to avoid being stressed at all costs because it’s the silent killer prioritize your mental health but don’t let any of these habits slip and don’t lose your important documents and keep the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector fresh and deep clean your fridge often and clean your entire house often and exchange pleasantries with every acquaintance and keep yourself polished and presentable at work and stretch before bed every night and buy new kitchen sponges when they wear out and make sure you have laundry detergent and dish soap and olive oil and only eat healthy fats and make sure you’re doing everything to prevent the skyrocketing rates of colon cancer in young people and soak all your berries so that they actually get clean and wash all your produce and buy organic so you aren’t ingesting four million pesticides and avoid animal products but also eat a lot of lean meat and dairy for the protein and eat 30g of protein at every meal and prioritize whole grains and complex carbohydrates and moderate your sugar intake and replace your toothbrush every six months and your running shows every 90 miles clean your car out often and make sure no one smashes your tail light in the parking lot and keep a printout of your up to date proof of insurance in your glovebox even if you don’t own a printer and put a sizeable portion of each paycheck into retirement portfolio replace your windshield wipers and close your kitchen down every night and eat two servings of dark leafy greens per day and do all of this and still get enough rest so that you’re able to give the 40 hour workweek your all. And if you fail to do any of these things you’re a disgusting failure slob

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

In 2026 we are abolishing snapchat

[taraxippos]

There is definitely a phenomena where people try SO hard to avoid anthropomorphism they end up looping around into this quasi-religious stance that humans have some essential non-biological quality that sets us apart from other animals. Like being so cautious about how you describe emotion experienced by a nonhuman animal that you go "that animal is not 'happy' it's just demonstrating a response to positive stimuli and receiving chemical reward signals" as if that's not also what human emotion is at the fundamental level.

[ezuzi]

no, the bombing and deaths of thousands of palestinians, lebanese, yemenis, iranians, iraqis and people in west asia and africa are not 'distractions' for the epstein files. we get it you see our lives as less but it's just not. we matter.

[vintxgemiseries]

in the rome straight up “stabbing it” and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. my caesar

[librarycards]

so many contemporary literary "body horror" type "feminist lit" is toothless and bad mostly bc it doesn't confront ableism or fatphobia, it rests comfortably on white supremacy and cisheteronormativity, and takes a pathetic single swipe at patriarchy before tacitly acknowledging that nothing will change. and then all i've got is a hackneyed description of a girl's skin melting or her hair falling out and i'm like, what does it matter? the horror is the horror we're living and you're too cowardly to look

[maxxie-or-smth]

i am an unreliable narrator both because i do not remember and also i love to lie

[pleaseseemeibeg]

how it feels to be aware of your paranoias btw

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[viscera-parasite]

Feeding my brainworms so they become beautiful and strong brain butterflies

[okoilo]

i'm feeling very emotional about queer history today for some reason.... the queer community died and suffered and fought so hard for the next generation while many of them never lived to see the freedom many of us have now. so much hatred, so much discrimination, and so much violence against a community of people with beautiful identies and cultures who were simply trying to live.

[mycelial-network]

i love the game "wheres my seat"... i got an ad for it, and i now have early access. it is basically just a game of accommodating sensory needs in a puzzle format (we have always loved puzzles). i love it very much

[mycelial-network]

VERY DAMNING EVIDENCE THAT WE ARE NOT FAKING IT.... (imposter syndrome has made a permanent home in our head) THIS IS AN ACTUALLY THING WE WROTE BEFORE OUR SYSCOVERY LMAO

[writeouswriter]

Controversial, but I think it's harmful to tell people you're never going to write something good on the first try or it's always going to be pure garbage, like that may be helpful for some on some level, but I personally don't think it's a healthy way of thinking, and it causes others to second guess work that is good. Is editing often helpful? Yes. But you're not going to have to Ship of Theseus everything you ever make. Anyway, the phrase "idk, man, it depends" strikes again.