World’s first elderly teenage girl

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[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

he would be such a Banger Mutual tbh. I just know he’d have 1k on here minimum and would post about the souls games and be like “still haven’t found a job #what if we all die” every other day and we’d all be like noooo keep going oomfie but whatever you do, do NOT work a food service job‼️😭 and then one day he gets doxxed over furry closed species discourse on the toyhouse forums and we’d all find out he’s not some 22 year old he/it from toledo taking a gap year with a display case full of transformers in his room but a Sponge and we’d all be like WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY MUTUAL LIVES IN BIKINI BOTTTOMMMMMMM😭😭😭😭😭

[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[homeless-goat]

Sad ass couple

[wh0reeee]

☆ OHH HES SO CUTE I HATE HIM !! <3 — once again, thank you kate van buren.

[theo-the-door]

Trans guy going on T, call that Project Male Hairy

[imjunebitch]

the woke mob is after you? dude that's a new one. I've never heard of that. which version of mine craft are u playign

[omnipotentnothing]

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

[dashcon]

MY PARENTS ARE TAKING ME TO DASHCON AS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT! AHHH

*loudly sings it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas*

[foreskinnier]

The car ride back home:

[treecitysessions]

There’s a catastrophic female loneliness epidemic happening rn but nobody gaf bc women aren’t going out and hurting people about it we just betray and destroy ourselves for nothing

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[2well2water]

i am so sickkkkkkkk of people seeing misogyny perpetuated by a man and automatically going "well SOMEONE'S closeted" omfg you know that men hate women even when theyre attracted to them right??? why are you more interested in making fun of gay people than hating misogynists. you fucking freak

[hotvampireadjacent]

[starcrier]

and you know what? i am REALLY sick of these ads that are openly mocking people for being concerned about the products they’re selling.

Amazon’s super bowl ad where the Alexa mocks Chris Hemsworth for being worried about giving spy software control over his entire life. Waymo’s ad with the intro “the robots are coming!” mocking people who are rightfully extremely concerned about sharing the road with, or riding in, self-driving cars.

i don’t know, it’s just genuinely insane to me. “Oh, you have legitimate concerns about our shitty product? sounds like you’re just lame!!!” like what kind of “quiet part out loud” marketing is that?

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert