downonthepharm-red-dwarf

[r0ttkins]

Itty bitty sleepy babies

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 74

Bushroot (Darkwing Duck)

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Voting ended onJun 8

[downonthepharm-red-dwarf]

Alastor, of course!

[alastors-totally-canon-deertail]

[muku-gc]

Girl knows her bestie very well

[sapphorror]

Charlie trying to find actual qualified therapists to help out at the hotel, but Hell doesn't really have its own infrastructure for that so her best picks are like... an 18th-century asylum physician, a fully free-wheeling first-gen freudian analyst, an equally old-school behaviorist who's only ever practiced on rats, a deeply creepy psychiatrist who slept with several of their patients, and an early 2000s child psychologist who pivoted to conversion therapy after losing their license for reasons they will only allude to in the vaguest and most euphemistic terms. And she's just got to work with that

[yeye-aww]

The executioner of the... Devil?

I can't anymore with Lucifer and his super-sized comfy sweater💖

Feed me with more!🗣🗣

[deerman-limerence]

alastor executioner babysitter

[downonthepharm-red-dwarf]

I’m writing for Hazbin Hotel nowadays, so I’m dropping this NSFW fic featuring the rare ship Alastor/Rosie/Lucifer, with art by our Bluesky artist, Ararouge. Enjoy!

#HazbinHotel

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77047691

[i-am-cel]

Sounds more like begging...to me.

I don't regret spending my entire evening doing this. Yall. Take it. Spam it. Go crazy. I also did this without the mud mask and cucumber, so if yall are good, I might drop that. Someone suggested I put a cucumber in place of his monocle.

Closer up

[elsa-fogen]

In Alastor's head

so apparently vox and valentino FUCKED in front of Alastor??!! disgusting???!! I didn't even catch that when i watched, but everyone and their mom was saying that

anyway, did you ever HAD TO sit in one place and/or being able to move? You WILL have something itching BAD and

and my back started itching rn lol

and the more you think about it, the more you suffer.

Anyway (x2) for the sake of my man's psychological state i headcanon that he zooned out so much, thinking about his itch, that he missed the whole thing

p.s. You know shit's fucked up when I out of all people trying to make jokes and funzies to distract myself from it

[drawn-and-quoted]

Testing out the waters over here on tumblr!

[dappergent1927]

[hazbinhotelcanon]

Hazbin Hotel - Alastor Prequel Comic (”The Radio Demon”/”A Day in the After Life”)

Mirroring from the main Hazbin Hotel website in case the site goes down for some reason, and also to keep track of what was posted when (and thus when it became canon). Go read it on the original site. First page here.

Comic originally posted 19 October 2020.

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[sludgebat]

just finished back to earth, and i have some. thoughts.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[multiversal-andra]

I'm LEGITIMATELY crying omg he's PAINTING and it's ART and it's GOOD AHHH.

[kakosophos]

i just remembered dogs are colorblind so the red stem is because she thought that was green im crying

[creeper-with-a-heart-of-gold]

Best artist ever

[teathattast]

[tunashei]

I love desire paths. There's something so wonderous about seeing an echo of humanity. Depending on it's location, a desire path can mean so many different things.

In a city, like the pic above, they represent rebellion, and efficiency. The messiness of humanity. We like to imagine we're oh so logical and neat so we design our cities to be logical and neat an then real humans literally trample on that idea. The ego required to think you can design something perfect that checks every box. Life is all about compromise and patching stuff when some new problem arises. Though people have certainly tried! Ohio state univeristy let students carve their desire paths, and then paved them over. It looks pretty artsy.

Some people will try to discourage desire paths, but this is almost always going to fail.

Eventually, people just have to accept them. Humans are too dang stubborn.

Certain desire paths are just adorable. A 0.5 second time saver. You just can't design for maximum efficiency, humans will always find shortcuts!

Though on occasion a desire path can actually be the least efficient way...especially if you're superstitious.

In a wilder area, such as below, they show us the curiosity of humans. A desire path somewhere natural often tells you there's something interesting just ahead. (Though remember some ecosystems are fragile and will suffer if trampled! Stick to paths in these sorts of areas)

And how about desire stairs? I always think these look so cool. We get see humans determination to climb, to traverse every kind of terrain.

And for something really crazy...a desire path used for centuries will create a 'holloway'

All of these pics are off the Desirepath subreddit, check them out for more examples! And many thanks to the users who submitted these photos.

[birds-and-friends]

Full Video: Riekko mukana hiihtoreissulla, Tolkuton Willow ptarmigan included in ski trip

[comixextra]

For the love of god, PLEASE UNMUTE!!!

[bombcollar]

ptarmigan: [in a deep, croaking voice] awow awow awow awow awow awow awow. awow. awow. awow… awow… bup bup bup bup bup bup. pow. pow. pow.

[creaturetooth]

Eyebrows,,,,,,,,,,,,,…….

[janamelie]

Dimension Jump XXI Report

I suppose I’m a DJ veteran now as this was my fifth consecutive one and the fourth at the Nottingham Crowne Plaza which is an expensive four-star hotel.  Sharing with a friend helps keep the cost reasonable and honestly, it’s worth it for the sheer convenience of being right there in the hotel and being able to nip back to your room as required.  (To be clear, you don’t have to stay in the hotel to attend the con.  There are plenty of other hotels nearby.)

Plus there is always the chance that you’ll see a guest at breakfast as I did Danny once.  He picked out a few pieces of fruit and nibbled at them before wandering over late to his photoshoot.  What else would you expect from a cat though?

Friday

Myself and @downonthepharm-red-dwarf (Amy) had arrived the previous day so had plenty of time to be near the front of the queue for registration.  Which meant we saw Hattie Hayridge arrive in a stunning designer coat and smart luggage.  She really brought her outfit A-game and looked great the whole weekend.

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[downonthepharm-red-dwarf]

I’d ask him again, too. 😈