Feb 1, 2025
Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.
It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.
A further 17% are porn bots. The last 3% are my frens
Whistling as I trim the hedge and pull the weeds throughout my massive cemetery, occasionally telling humorous stories or showing animation clips to the spirits of Tumblr-past. Once in a while an actual human visitor shows up and gives me a lil spook.
