My Crazy Circular Motion

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Babooshka you lived up to my expectations #saltedcaramel #milkshake #workbreak #perthisok

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No better way to start the day 👌🏼

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#manzoneywedding

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this is so sad yet important

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12 or under. Think about it.

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Narrating People’s Lives: Thomas Sanders Edition! Love this guy! 😎 by Vincent Marcus

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I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:

At the bar with a friend. Friend: do you want to get a beer? Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.

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ive literally never heard someone say that what fuckin australians did you meet

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mate those Australians introduced you to the grand Australian tradition of fucking with foreigners and making them believe anything about Australia

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this is seriously a thing australians do, like, automatically. someone will say something that is complete bullshit in front of a foreigner and everyone will instantly jump on board and confirm it. like it’s some kind of built-in reflex.

my step-dad actually convinced my mom that there were no trains in australia. and he didn’t end this conversation with a ‘just kidding’ or anything like that. he just let her think that for years until we moved here and she saw a train and was like DAMN IT KEVIN!!!!! 

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I was travelling with a girl who was like 16/17 and she had a boy of around 11 ask for her number (which was kinda cute) but obviously she wasn’t interested so she was just like “nah we don’t have phones in Australia”