MDFO

Jas/MDFO | Any pronouns! (Gender-fluid) | 19yo This blog is mostly me rb-ing stuff that I like or wanna save for later, but I post art sometimes (very rarely tho). (❌FEMDOM ACCOUNTS DNI❌) (pfp by MYSELF)

[mydicksfallenoff]

BIG OC REVEAL TIME!!

Tag list: @miss-fortune8 @phobosvhs @ihavetapeworms @yourfellowinsomniac @intotheautumnsky

Meet the cast of the Melonverse!

Melon 🍉 (he/they)

The namesake character of the story/universe. He’s my favorite and was the first one I ever drew for this!

Could be described as:

honest (to a fault)

oblivious

(sometimes overly) optimistic

naïve

Julius Rockwell ♟️(he/him)

Melon’s boyfriend and chronic RBF-haver. He was my second character I’d drawn/written for the Melonverse, and is the oc of my actual irl boyfriend (if you look through my blog you’ll probably find him).

Could be described as:

loyal

determined

intimidating (sometimes on purpose)

affectionate (behind closed doors)

TORON 🤖 (they/it)

Another character that has existed since the genesis of the Melonverse! They have a pretty sad backstory which I’m not gonna get into until later on, but if you guys wanna hear about it lmk in asks, rbs and comments!

Could be described as:

cold (unintentionally)

quiet

kind

helpful

Diren 🐐 (he/they)

One of my most recently made characters. He’s the cousin of Crassus (a character who is going to be introduced right after this). He’s biracial, something I included in his character because I myself am biracial and it’s a very important part of myself.

Could be described as:

timid

jumpy

pacifistic

easily flustered

Crassus 😈 (he/him)

My favorite character to draw out of everyone. He is pan/aro, and has a platonic rivals-with-benefits relationship with another one of the cast members.

Could be described as:

impulsive

loud

flirty

himbo

Linus 🪽 (he/him)

YES YES I KNOW IT’S BIBLICAL REFERENCES IN SCI-FI PLEASE CALM DOWN. He was exiled from his home planet, he’s aromantic/demisexual, him and his best friend beat the living daylights out of each other but still love each other as friends.

Could be described as:

overzealous

self-loathing

poetic

elegant

If you wanna read the fic I wrote featuring most of these characters, comment/reblog this post or send asks!

Extra art of the gang below the cut!

[sylveonsweety-official]

@ramdomassaccountname

Credits to the original artist who I funnily found here on Tumblr :D

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

enough men with dead wife syndrome. i want women fresh out of toxic divorces venting their feelings through bloodbaths and john wick action sequences

[sukunastoenailclippings]

[fungalfaggot]

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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[mydicksfallenoff]

Absolutely absurd to me how no one in the reblogs actually knows the source material of what this is referencing.

You telling me you don’t know ball?

You don’t know Dracula Flow??

Loser.

[heavensgateheavensgate]

Realized there's no submissions so i can't send the images. But hella goofy 'what if': Gabriel in croc platforms, or scuba flipper high heels (alternatively pun intended, one of each)

ON GOD

i took way too long for this one, sorry ,, dude the requests are getting more and more unhinged and im absolutely loving it. keep up the. the whatever is wrong with you guys. keep up with it <3333

[vanillysjester]

billions of gabriels must watch revolutionary girl utena episode 39

[iglantin]

Pupunch 🌶️

[mydicksfallenoff]

MY GOAT LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[russianblush]

Best Lead Performer, Drama Series is....Hudson Williams!

[the-true-human-mahito]

mahitoooo it's my birthdayyy !!!!!!!

Happy birthday, human~!!

Now gimme some of your cake!!

[mydicksfallenoff]

Very unnerved about how this could be interpreted multiple ways…

[the-true-human-mahito]

Huh??? I just wanted some birthday cake :(

[mydicksfallenoff]

Do you even actually eat normal food? I thought curses ate people or something…

[the-true-human-mahito]

mahitoooo it's my birthdayyy !!!!!!!

Happy birthday, human~!!

Now gimme some of your cake!!

[mydicksfallenoff]

Very unnerved about how this could be interpreted multiple ways…

[thatsbelievable]

[24-frames-of-swag-per-second]

Nsfw okay here?

Fine, I’ll allow it. Just keep it tasteful.

I’d prefer only to bleach my hair, not my eyeballs too. Understood?!

((🦇// I’ll add some rules later to Naoya’s pinned post, but ditto above. If I feel uncomfortable by an ask, I will not answer it. Also, I will do my best to tag all of them under “nsfw warning,” so they can be filtered out. ))

[the-shadows-son]

Don't lie.

You also bleach your butthole.

[24-frames-of-swag-per-second]

Less than two minutes… that’s how long it took for this post to become NSFW… tsk

I’d say I’m impressed, but that would be a blatant lie. My standards for you were already extremely low to began with Megumi-kun, a shame Toji-kun had such a pathetic son.