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Janaina Medeiros
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we're not kids anymore.
Jules of Nature
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oozey mess
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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Andulka
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@mydri
BRAVISSIMO
Come on tumblr I came here explicitly to see your April Fools prank and it doesnât work? This is outrageous.
have you seen sand cat-erpillars yet?Â
ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
guess who started a new series with my finals around the corner
me bitch
pit bulls arenât evil. they just want to be loved.
I just got done watching this. holy hell Iâm still crying ;w;
All the dialogue from our favorite Startouch Elf. You are welcome.Â
I love one(1) sparkly boy.
(Likes & Reblogs appreciated!)
Young Emperor Penguins defend themselves against a Giant Petrel (1875, oil on canvas)
But when that other penguin came out I was
titillating
Wait what happened to the kingâs nipples?
the more you know
I did not need to know that
I know Iâm the OP, but no one did
The nipples had to go
*sideyeing tumblr* no king presenting nipples
Fellas
Iâm homie-sexual
being married to an elf would suck bc theyâd just be like âi wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?â *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because thatâs whatâs considered brief by elf standards* and being married to a dwarf would suck bc theyâd be like *spends 36 hours carving a pattern into a single face of a hammer theyâre working on because you âcanât rush artâ and forgets that you even exist until youâre forced to come down and persuade them to return to the surface to take a nap before they collapse of exhaustion* so you really canât win
youâre too smart to be following me
Mind your business
thereâs a simple explanation to this, though!
when you are planning to do something, you are taking responsibility. you are maintaining agency in your own life.
the moment someone else says âhey pick up your shitâ then it becomes their command and your response to them. No longer do you get told âhey wow you picked up nice!â you get told âwhy did it take you so long to do what i askedâ
Naturally, hearing that enough times creates a pattern of ârebellionâ whereupon ANY request to do ANYTHING youâve been planning to do immediately sours it
because itâs not yours anymore
This water potato just too cute đ
older lotr illustrations sometimes depict Ă©owyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), thereâs another hilarious thought:
Ă©owyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn menâs armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.
therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:
thereâs a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats itâs the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping
the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armorÂ
so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off
THIS TAG KNOCKED ME OUT
concept: a fantasy cowboy who rides a dragon instead of a horse
dragon riders are actually just fantasy cowboys you heard it here first
H⊠howdy train your dragon
do you just want the password to my blog while youâre at it with these god tier takes