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[mydri]

BRAVISSIMO

[mydri]

Come on tumblr I came here explicitly to see your April Fools prank and it doesn’t work? This is outrageous.

[cute-animals-only]

have you seen sand cat-erpillars yet? 

[saedukai-deactivated20251101]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[larahaide]

guess who started a new series with my finals around the corner

me bitch

[pinof]

pit bulls aren’t evil. they just want to be loved.

[husband-of-lucoa]

I just got done watching this. holy hell I’m still crying ;w;

[julydrakon]

Visit Original Link

All the dialogue from our favorite Startouch Elf. You are welcome. 

[legionnaire-r]

I love one(1) sparkly boy.

(Likes & Reblogs appreciated!)

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[tristikov]

Young Emperor Penguins defend themselves against a Giant Petrel (1875, oil on canvas)

[geminiagent]

But when that other penguin came out I was

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titillating

[indigoechild]

Wait what happened to the king’s nipples?

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

the more you know

[idkthylocinesareprettydope]

I did not need to know that

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

I know I’m the OP, but no one did

[prguitarman]

The nipples had to go

[simpleanddestructivechemistry]

*sideyeing tumblr* no king presenting nipples

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

[shitpost-senpai]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Fellas

[pigeon130]

I’m homie-sexual

[valtsv]

being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s considered brief by elf standards* and being married to a dwarf would suck bc they’d be like *spends 36 hours carving a pattern into a single face of a hammer they’re working on because you “can’t rush art” and forgets that you even exist until you’re forced to come down and persuade them to return to the surface to take a nap before they collapse of exhaustion* so you really can’t win

[valtsv]

you’re too smart to be following me

[valtsv]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nvmtee]

Mind your business

[sushinfood]

there’s a simple explanation to this, though!

when you are planning to do something, you are taking responsibility. you are maintaining agency in your own life.

the moment someone else says “hey pick up your shit” then it becomes their command and your response to them. No longer do you get told “hey wow you picked up nice!” you get told “why did it take you so long to do what i asked”

Naturally, hearing that enough times creates a pattern of “rebellion” whereupon ANY request to do ANYTHING you’ve been planning to do immediately sours it

because it’s not yours anymore

[babyanimalgifs]

This water potato just too cute 😍

[femmefaramir]

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

[hobbit-hole]

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

[delicatelytoobear]

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

[sergle]

THIS TAG KNOCKED ME OUT

[knowwhatimeme]

[valtsv]

concept: a fantasy cowboy who rides a dragon instead of a horse

[valtsv]

dragon riders are actually just fantasy cowboys you heard it here first

[r6t0]

H… howdy train your dragon

[valtsv]

do you just want the password to my blog while you’re at it with these god tier takes