"you're my dumpling, bae"

“thank you!” header by ohno-wallace || pfp by toomuchgri formerly radioduo!

[mydumplingbae]

crow | she/her | not a minor

header by @ohno-wallace | pfp by @toomuchgri | mcyt sideblog @crowbloom

i love meeting people, feel free to reach out through my inbox or dms! tagging system, fandoms, and more below the cut!

tags: #my thoughts, #my writing, #my drawings, #asks, #from the queue

current interests: dnp, life series, hermitcraft, school spirits, pjo, house md

always accepting fic recs, prompt ideas, and music recs!

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[wanderinsect]

🫩 no i don't think those characters are siblings i think they're friends. I don't think that's their mom I actually think she's their friend. I don't think they're related actually I think they're friends with each other.

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

[mydumplingbae]

hi smile

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[valemrsn]

making aus for ocs are so funny cause like. theyre already in a situation… but what if they were in a DIFFERENT situation

[calkale]

ik i said i wasn't gonna post these yet (i lied)

[mydumplingbae]

the full shot of will branner's hips in show me your hands is genuinely killing me. welcome back professor hidgens

[aropride]

guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

[aropride]

lalala world so beautiful advertisements so extinct (opens website on mobile)AAAAAH!!!!!!! OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

[kholran]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

[beggars-opera]

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

[beggars-opera]

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[miss-americanbi]

grace you gotta lock in

[valtsv]

i'm winning the idgaf war [remembers idgaf] i mean who gives a shit how the idgaf war is going. i wasn't even aware there was a war.

[supernovaa-remnant]

another part of the show I love is the fact that wally was killed playing (american) football. because football is such a dangerous sport that gives people lasting injuries all the time, and kids are expected to play it!! it's such a normal part of our culture. oh, kids can't get tattoos. kids can't drink. kids can't get gender affirming care. but kids can risk permanent damage to play this sport.

and the point is even stronger because wally clark didn't even love football. it was fine. but he played it because his mom wanted him to. his mom wanted him to get back on the field when he was injured. and yeah they named the stadium after him, but what does that matter? he still died on that field playing america's favorite blood sport.