Oh didn’t you hear? Yeah, you’re going in this thing. No I’m pretty sure they said you. Yeah, specifically designed and everything. Look at the label: ‘please insert-’ and then it has your name, clear as day.
I knowwww :/ it’s gonna totally suck. For you, I mean. We’re gonna have a fucking blast, but yeah might be a little intense for you for a few hours….or days.
What do you mean ‘what do you mean DAYS?!’ What kind of tickle torturers do you take us for? Let me say it again: your👏name👏is👏on👏the👏freaking👏tickle👏 chair. Who else are we gonna tickle? Each other? When we have a ticklish thing like you right here? Don’t be silly.
Now enough moaning, go on. Hop in.