idk

I'm not even into superwholock anymore I'm just too lazy to change it

[neilsracquet]

me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings

[swiftparxie]

[weirdplutoprince]

King of playing it cool

[pityboy]

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

[pityboy]

i am suffering academically

[sebandmia]

“even though you have broken my heart yet again, i wanted to say, in another life i would have really liked doing laundry and taxes with you”

[beardedmrbean]

[la-bruja]

tumblr is arguing with the dictionary on twitter

[la-bruja]

just,,,, why

[lelouch]

@thelustiestargonianmaid your blorbo made it here

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

I hope dictionary.com kills whoever is running tumblr Twitter and then me

[redwinerozanova]

me:

the good place, ch. 51: death is okay because it makes life more meaningful- all we really want is to have time with the people we love

me:

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[sovereigndramatica]

this is gross of course but I'm stuck on the implication that men Need to see penis in the bathroom or it's a human rights violation

[bax16]

I go to the dick room, I expect to see dicks. Else I go apeshit

[itsnotkimmy]

That was his punishment. Bojack lived. Diane left, and made sure that that conversation they had on the rooftop was the last. Princess Carolyn found the love of her life, and made it clear to Bojack that he would not work with her again. Mister Penutbutter was more successful and wealthier that Bojack, so he could never go back to him. And Todd was happy without Bojack, he didn’t need to depend on him anymore. Hollyhock left without a goodbye.

There’s just some sins you can’t erase, and everything that happened to Bojack, he deserved. If you ask me, he would have been better off dead, but I guess death would have been to good for him.

[timeofdeathnote]

[kakyoinsbitch]

Ging needs a good beat down

[tgiyuu]

pov: you’re dabi touya yelling at your dad to come dance with you in hell

pov: you’re shoto and enji listening to dabis muffled yelling from afar while he’s on top of this big motherfucker™

“wha—what’s he saying??”

“idk but it sounds important”

[thejonymyster]

i thot the beatles died

[bedeliadumaurier]

I just want everyone to know my wife has been laughing at this post for like three full minutes, she’s literally in tears and in three years together I’ve never seen her laugh this hard????

[thejonymyster]

my wife now

[medusabraids]

what do rugby players need all that ass for?

[espagna-lasagna]

[scorpiogothgf-deactivated202103]

no shade but wanting to fuck anime characters is weird even if youre good looking

no offense but i don’t give a fuck!!!!! kakashi can hit it raw!!!!