In hell voluntarily it seems

Main is @spaceminyard Entirely made for the purpose of organising my 14,000 likes into semi-decent categories

[livvilio]

Stupid fucking Neil and his stupid fucking bandanas

[jordiipordii]

Andrew sitting on the opposite end of the couch from Neil, rubbing Neil’s thighs and calves and helping all the tension and fatigue melt out of the strong legs that carried Neil so far and so fast before he had Andrew by his side… Neil feeling so comforted by Andrew’s mere presence that he nods off and falls asleep within minutes, & Andrew being left to admire his face as he eventually stops and simply lets his hands rest against Neil’s skin, and maybe after a while he also closes his eyes and tries to rest (Neil’s breathing helps, and at some point Kevin stumbles across them and turns out the light for them on his way to read in bed xoxo)

[thespineoftherighteous]

Aaron Minyard in the foxhole court specifically, character of all time. moisturized unbothered in his lane etc etc. he's got like two and a half lines and pops off with each one. serves cunt on the court. serves cunt on the dancefloor. he's hardly present so he's at his least aggressive out of all three books, in his unproblematic era. doesn't care about anyone's drama but best believe he's paying attention. mans is in the kitchen doing dishes while the others are throwing fits and acting out. king shit.

[thespineoftherighteous]

Aaron Minyard in the raven king specifically, legend. he's still largely out of sight but that doesn't stop him from spitting bars left and right. it's becoming obvious just how much of a Fox he is, his jackass tendencies are starting to show. probably at his surliest but he gets over himself quickly. we meet the wife. we get the backstory. he's playing wingman. he's killing his brother's abuser. he's becoming more involved than he probably wants to be but he's better for it. 10s across the board and he's still just warming up.

[thespineoftherighteous]

Aaron Minyard in the king's men specifically, absolute menace. he gets the girl he's working with his brother, very sexy book for him. very frustrating book for him. heavily exercising the "take no shit" part of his "do no harm but take no shit" way of life. for a good minute he's the angriest he's ever been and so he's more unpleasant than ever. silent treatment and cold shoulders galore. he has his like two month long beef with Neil and gets over it. has his cold war with Andrew and gets over it. he's having nightmares, he has a trial to think about. he gets slapped by Allison (deserved), punched by Neil (deserved from Neil's pov, less so in the grand scheme of things), and punches Neil (deserved. long time coming). he's in therapy. he's in a hot tub drinking daiquiris. he's a national champion. he's slowly getting his brother back. he's brilliant. no notes.

[falafels]

pt.156!!

<pt.155

beer man talks if you consume too much of him 👍

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[notacluedo]

aaron minyard certified academic weapon

[spilledcoffeeonthefloor]

Fans making a youtube video with the title:

"Neil josten when Andrew"

and it's like:

*reporter: Neil Josten! people say Andrew m-

Neil: nope, imma stop u right there. you bring Andrew up again and we're having a big problem here. I'm tired of your never ending self made drama about my teammates.

*reporter, Again: Neil Josten! there has been rumors about your current goalie Andr-

Neil: there has been rumors about your mother as well, actually! people say his son doesn't have a better job to do than making a shit amount of money out of people's private life.

*camera on Neil staring at Andrew in a middle of a warm up before a match.

*camera on Kevin talking to Neil, Neil literally zoning out, then turning his head around and looking for something. kevin sighs, then points toward Andrew in the corner. Neil's face lighting up

*camera on Neil looking at Andrew in the goal when he's standing out for the game and doing a "Andrew smile" soft and proud and literally heart eyes.

*camera on Neil punching a stricker for shoving Aaron.

*camera on Neil turning toward Andrew everytime he scores.

*more Neil staring at Andrew

*another stricker yells something at Andrew mid game,

Neil punching the guy in the guts, twice, walking toward the referrer, snatching a red card before the referrer could even offer it, and punching the stricker dude twice more

*reporter: Neil josten, your goalie Minyard did an excellent performance at this game, do-

Neil: OH MY GOD, RIGHT????? like, wow that was amazing. he is amazing. I've been obsessed with exy since i was a kid, and I've seen really, really great things in exy, but this? that defense? that was the greatest thing I've ever seen. he didn't let a single goal in. like-*endless yapping*

*reporter: Neil josten, how's playing with Minyard?

Neil: good, he keeps me on my knees.

Neil:....

Neil: TOES. HE KEEPS ME ON MY TOES.

*Camera on Neil laughing so hard at something Andrew said with complete deadpan

*a tweet that says "i wish Andrew Minyard would bench press me" and has a "liked by Neil josten" above it.

*Camera on Neil threatening a nurse at the hospital to let her see Andrew, who was hurt mid game.

then again, camera on Neil shouting "ok then I'm buying the fucking hospital"

*Camera on Wymack trying to prevent Neil from buying the hospital

*reporter: Neil josten you look fabulous tonight! can you tell us what brand you're wearing?

Neil: i have not a single idea, Andrew picked it up

reporter: you just wear whatever he picks up for you..?

Neil: yuP.

*Foxes on tv in a quiz show, camera on Neil taking Andrew's coffee mug, taking a sip, put two sugar cubes in it, blowing it a bit to cool down then handing it to Andrew and turning to the host: excuse me what were you saying?

[bpdgraham]

i think of this quote more than i should .. if the relationship isn’t like this i don’t want it

[lexthe13th]

< part 11

> part 13

part 1

Fox news, get it?

im not funny. and i hate fox news that shit is like FAR right

taglist: @skrybspryt @iwannascreameurekaa @aksbe @niamhabril @curemymer

[buzztimez]

a lil warm up Andrew

ref

[modernmusess]

neil’s last words before agent towns snaps and actually slimes him out

[billciphermpreg]

and for my favorite character: failed suicide attempt and erectile dysfunction

[myfoxholecourtshit]

TW: Mentions of SA

Forever sick to my stomach wondering what the outcome of Drake’s thanksgiving attack was meant to be.

We know he didn’t intend to be caught, so would Andrew have just handled his injuries and laughed off any attempt to address the cut on his forehead?

Was he intending on killing Andrew and slipping away unnoticed and Luther would’ve covered for him because he’s family? Hard to pull off with the injuries he’d have had.

Idk maybe the answer is clear to others and I’ve missed something but good lord it’s on my mind at least once a week for the past 10 or so years, Nora I’m begging you to release me

[tswizzlesfan]

forever in disbelief about the constant misinterpretation of the line "it will be easier if he remains heterosexual". because, well, yeah?? everything would be easier for queer people if they were heterosexual?? because society will tear you to shreds for your sexuality and that is a fact, sadly. but also remember what riko did to jean in front of kevin? remember where and who kevin grew up with? he knows first hand the violence that might come from being queer and he doesn't want that for neil. neil who's gonna be in the spotlight all his life- which kevin has been living in for years. you call kevin homophobic, the same kevin who's obsessed with jeremy knox, who went to andrew minyard for protection, who spends his whole time with nicky hemmick. who only warned jean because he knew what riko would do to him. because he had figured out jean liked men and his first instinct was to try to protect him. piss off and leave my queen alone

[falafels]

pt.134: second twinterlude!! twinstalment, if you like. minyarlude. minstalment. you get it

<pt.133 pt.135>

happy one year anniversary of the socmed au today!! what a year (derogatory) but i have had a lot of fun with this and will continue making these and leave them all set in 2008 still because the timeline exists in the imaginariummm. im aware this may have gone on longer than people wanted or expected so if you ever want on or off the taglist, just shoot me a message 👍

rip popo iteration 1!! he aint dead he just stupid. katelyn’s sister’s dog she was watching for a couple of hours who ran off almost immediately and found andrew (same taste in stale cupcakes and loose bacon)

group chat from aaron’s phone in case not clear 💯

bullying of andrew’s godfather ass speech patterns because kevin/neil/riko/jean have an excuse for it due to overexposure to the drama but andrew is just Like That on purpose 😭

taglist!! 🎉🎨❤️ @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @vreow @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @post-historical-posts @andabuttonnose @hidinginmyhands @aftg4l @allfor-thegames @yaoishida @inafieldofstarflowers @snowcoming @mooniism @fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air @prometheusthedragon @graveyardviolence @bustedleftshoe @beatrix33 @yes-i-exist-shutup @milktemproom @all-for-exy @moon-over-ruined-castle @meta-breakers @whatwereyouthinkingaboutagain @mediaconsumesme @lesbiansforkevinday @theacademicghost @petitrenard02 @iwouldlikesometea

[allfortherot]

neil w one of those coats that have tons of pockets on the inside lol

he looks cool and mysterious from the outside, but inside are just. junk. that he likes to keep with him. or maybe u might think he looks like a shady drug dealer, when in reality its more ridiculous than it is anything dangerous

things i think he'd keep in these pockets

a tiny plush from the time when andrew and neil competed at a claw machine. andrew had won, but shoved the plush into neils hands anyway

lollipops for andrew, an assortment of other candies and chocolates and caramels too

a small collection of rocks and pebbles he found on his runs

polaroid refills (bcz i think the girls would have atleast 2 polaroids, both the same kind.) js incase they run out

a pack of cards (mostly for when andrew's hands twitch and neil can feel that he wants to do something with his hands. and also bcz he likes looking at andrew's hands, but also for if anyones bored)

a wad of bills (literally in hundreds, probably like 20,000$ cash)

unopened plastic straw

scar creme

reusable, foldable rain poncho (andrew hates getting wet)

a replica of his keys incase smth happens and he loses them

a whole buncha takeout reciepts from when andrew and neil get takeout, that neil cant get himself to throw away

its the unshakable need to carry atleast some of his more important shit with him. and also because physical proof of his identity, life and belonging is grounding

[busyliving-busydying]

Neil.

[viiiiiliiiii]

I want to believe that during the post-practice change, when Andrew pulls his shirt over his head and the red marks scattered across his pale back are suddenly visible to everyone in the locker room, left there by Neil in the middle of one of their marathons the night before in Columbia, Nicky blurts out something along the lines of, “Whoa, Neil, you really went all out,” before his brain has a chance to catch up with his mouth. Neil, sitting off to the side, immediately goes painfully quiet, his eyes darting between Andrew’s back and the rest of his slowly turning body as Andrew begins to face Nicky, clearly preparing to give him a very effective lesson in keeping his mouth shut. the only reason the situation doesn’t end in murder is Matt, who grabs Nicky and hauls him out of the locker room before Andrew can even finish turning around, preferably before he gets the chance to hang him from one of the equipment hooks.