Deddy's Kang Quest

[firelink]

me when strangers knock on my door

[pulse-and-conjure]

What episode of UNHhhh is this?

[juggalokomaeda]

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

[red3blog]

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

[staff]

[exeggcute]

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

[surprisebitch]

need

[cosmicyeehaw]

[mediamattersforamerica]

☝️☝️☝️

[thescientificviolist]

[samettimato]

*dances at the club like an animal crossing character*

[meangirlnurse]

“i can leave the door open while i’m cleaning my bathroom,” i reasoned to myself. “surely my beloved cat, Meatball, isn’t dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Clorox”

[meangirlnurse]

i caught this tiny-little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. i watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. and then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining his plans

[tabrisfam]

good post op we all had a great laugh how about next time you take every necessary precaution to avoid this kind of negligence resulting in your pets death

[meangirlnurse]

it was only a matter of time before someone had this genre of self-righteous meltdown, huh

[klesbian]

Everyone on this post seems to think that if Meatball came in contact with diluted bleach he’d what… dissolve?

[meangirlnurse]

like that guy in Who Framed Roger Rabbit

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

me watching the met gala every fucking year

[abbaswift]

you know who we need at the met gala? harper finkle

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

Achievements of people born into excessive wealth mean nothing I’m sorry

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

it’s so interesting so many people keep repeating this same line of “it’s not like they could control where they were born”. and yet. absurdly rich folks do not take that into consideration when poor people need something they don’t immediately have. it’s always “well work for it! work for your food/water/shelter/health” there’s never any consideration to what life that poor person was born into even though they never had any control over it either. interesting how wealthy people feel comfortable playing that card. 

[hungonbrighidscross-deactivated]

It isn’t a home run if you were born on third base…

[dancefloors]

the dean from community could wash half these met gala bitches on an off day

[dancefloors]

serves on serves on serves

[spiralstaircased]

thinking about how pewdeepie was considered lame and cringy until he became a nazi icon and now people pretend his content is good

[spiralstaircased]

I understand that the way I’ve worded this post has upset some people and I’d like to address that

I’m sorry, that you were offended by my post. I’m very sorry that you were upset by my post about peediepie being unfunny and popular with nazis. It’s really a shame that you were #triggered by my words.

But it’s just a joke so I don’t really see the issue. It’s just satire, it doesn’t actually hurt pewds to cal him a nazi! It’s a joke! Can’t you take a joke? Sorry that calling a guy who thinks antisemitism is funny a nazi is too politically incorrect for you! Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and mine is that pewdiepie sucks shit. Please respect that

[geekandmisandry]

Racism has them so confused.

[geekandmisandry]

The devil can take me now. It will never get better than this.

[subterraneanbanjos]

Are you willing to legitimately explain this to me? Im confused and I know Im missing something here…. Im just uneducated about whatever this post is talking about. I just dont get whats going on here. Legitimate question, not an attack or anything.

[geekandmisandry]

Hey there! Arabic numerals are a name for the numerals we use. Our base ten 0123456789 system is Arabic/Indian numerals. Latin numerals are I II III IIIV V VI VII VIII IX X etc

People are rejecting/accepting it based on the name.

Including the person above who goes on a rant about how we don’t need anything from the middle east or Africa because the “western world” is superior.

[daggers-drawn]

[acutelyhomosexual]

…. Getting rid of Arabic numerals would get rid of all the numerals we use today… It is literally because of the Arab peoples that we have numbers and a whole bunch of maths today.

[myfrienddankey]

Had a great day with this handsome dude at Bok Tower on Saturday. 😍😍😍😍 (at Bok Tower Gardens) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuBtSIOno-w/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19oaweqn8exs1

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

[dankmemeasstronaut]

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

[dingdongyouarewrong]

…. do you need something, or?

[dankmemeasstronaut]

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

[dingdongyouarewrong]

im short circuiting

[alwaysbewoke]

this is how you nip internalized self hatred in the bud

[sbrown82]

💁🏿👑🙌🏿!!!!!!!

[nyclesbian]

I’m crying

[jvlianbashir]

when you find an academic source that’s perfect for your paper but it’s behind a pay wall

[deadmomjokes]

Deciding to cite it anyway base on the abstract, knowing your professor probably won’t go through and look up every source in works cited