southern hippy

Hi, I'm Stephy! (USA) I'm not sure what I stand for, I just believe in being a good citizen. "Say what you mean, mean what you say."

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Raccoons vs. bubbles

[hellish-daddi]

[myhotdogsdead]

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

I would freak out of course but once that dies down I would see if it works and what it all can do. I would open close open close it. Then I would try to pinch something. I would test the strength in a montage video sort of way. Then after I realize how cool it is I also realize someone might want to eat my arm so I try to hide it. I become a recluse because I don't want to be testes on or someone to want to eat my arm. My arm does look mighty tasty I will not lie.

[myhotdogsdead]

Welp someone gave me a compliment and now I am feeling myself. Helllllo

[pitbolshevik]

the girls are fightingggg

[myhotdogsdead]

Dan-O-Rama - THE GAY DECEIVERS | Facebook | By Dan-O-Rama | Best line from a movie ever.

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[myhotdogsdead]

That timing though. Damn....

[uroko]

Alberto Dros

[nchntd]

In the club

[alexaloraetheris]

I’ve been looking for this!!!!

[0mega-x-orcism]

[myhotdogsdead]

My new plants

[myhotdogsdead]

I wanna try some new things in the bed room and I don't know how to tell my husband.

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

so it’s probably in baby books due to the higher risk of it happening, but yeah that should really be included in sex ed literature

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[cozy]

Photos by @adulthoodisokay.

[myhotdogsdead]

So I lost my account info for a while. I'm glad I am back.

[lyrics-and-music]

In Bloom // Neck Deep