okay but... what the FUCK

CW: GORE nyle zavier. xxvii

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leahofhels.

                    STARTER FOR —                                                   @myimmortcl

    ❝ you just don’t KNOW when to give up do you ?? i suppose i could CONSIDER at least a friendship with you and we can see where THAT takes us. ❞ leah mused while taking a step towards him. she grabbed his collar and pulled him close,  ❝ but if you even THINK about breaking my heart i’ll HURT you so bad you’ll do what eunuchs in the streets do, BEG. ❞

        "right, right, well momma didn’t raise a quitter. in all honesty, i was barely raised at all but details are de --” cut off at her abruptness, nyle let himself be dragged forward into her space - just this side of awestruck. “i wasn’t planning on having anything to do with your heart, but if it’s what you really want this is an interesting development. && to think that all this time you’ve been sending nothing but mixed signals by steadily blowing me off in front of everyone.”

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&&. nil + nyle

the risk i took was calculated, but fuck, i’m bad at math.

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&&. molly + nyle

reports say that some people live in pennsylvania. either of us do, but that’s lame amirite?

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smolzeke.

“The police does. I wouldn’t survive one day in prison.” 

“well stop being a little bitch and we won’t get caught. but you kind of look like you’d survive in prison. someone would wife you and then no one else would fuck with you. probably.”

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smolzeke.

“Is that even legal?” 

“who cares if it’s legal. it’s going to be worth it.” 

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onebinarystar.

“So…. Want to give me a kiss?”

“what the -- no. this is the worst charles hansen, ‘ to catch a predator ‘ stint i’ve ever seen. only real idiots would fall for this.”

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wntrscldicr.

“ it’s always a LAUGH watching others try when i have told them many times : i cannot get DRUNK. however, even if i could, i wouldn’t. i don’t see the appeal in waking up in random beds, a pounding headache splitting my head open just for a few hours of fun. ”

“ why can’t you get drunk? it’s one of the few passes you get in this world. but i mean, you’ve never experienced it so you can’t say if it’s worth it or not. really, more than anything it just makes the population more fun. i mean you can wake up in random people’s bed without blaming liquor. but hey, you could probably get fucked up, right? there’s loads of options out there? ”

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forglxry.

“What I love most of this realm is its great quantity of hope. Though I see many things that sadden the population, there will always be the hopeful. As one who defied expectations myself, I am very fond of the inspirational people here.”

“That’s some real perspective type shit. It’s one of the few plus of mortality though, there has to be something better for anyone to be okay with how crap everything is now. You should consider donating to a few of the local charities to really show your support.”

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ncomisms.

“I am not a queen, I am the queen. And I guess you could just say that I have a way with words.. Or something like that.”

“Or something like that? What are you the queen of, exactly because you look about 16 anyway and I almost feel obliged to call your mom.”

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&&. illyana + nyle

small head, big dreams. she’s better than me, but what’s new?

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bcutifulflight.

  “ you work for the government? that seems like really unlikely. i think you’re just one of those weird mutant kids that kitty is training, aren’t you? “  

“a weird mutant kid? are you kidding me? i’m old as DICKS. it makes way more sense for me to be a government worker who’s engrained into the system than to be part of whatever cat club you’re talking about. i’m really right properly offended right now.”

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spiidersense.

“–young?? PSHT.” the spider fell to the asphalt soundly, crouch straightening as he hopped in line to walk with the stranger who spoke, wrists flicking to grasp at a purse, launching it from the thief to the victim with a jaunty wave, “i’ve been at this job seven years, my dude. i’m pretty OLD !!”

ignoring the fact that they sounded like a deflating tire, nyle adjusted the strap of his rucksack. “oh wow, i’m so impressed.” he deadpanned, brings his hands up in an unamused golf clap. “i’d believe that, you seem like the kind of kid who would be annoying from the womb.”

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spiidersense. 

“–DROPPIN’ IN!!” voice heard from up high declared, the subtle snap of broken webbing as the lace swept behind him, crouched in preparation to land, “–THINK FAST!!”

“Are you fucking serious?” Dipping out of the way, Nyle frowned. “All you young heroes are so entitled, this is still a public street you know.” 

[gavehopes]

i'm in love

   ❝ —– sounds like a PERSONAL problem. ❞

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dear diary,

fell in love today, jumped into a garbage can of fire.  still lived.

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ncomisms.

Naomi rolled her eyes, “I advise you not to test me.” She flipped her hair over her shoulder, looking at the other sternly as they continued to deny her what she wanted. She leaned forward, looking into their eyes, “I’ll have you know, I have a tendency to always get what I want.”

Giving the brunette a skeptical look, Nyle sighed. “Look kiddo, you and every other girl that walks in here says the same thing. ‘I always get what I want. I’m a queen.’ but wake up, life’s not that easy. Sometimes you actually have to hustle for the things you want.” 

[superxjulie]

Julie descended from the sky fast as a bullet with flyers flying all around her. She walked toward the first person she spotted and shoved a handful of flyers onto them, her expression panicked and pupils dilated with fear  “"They’re– They wanna close my favorite library. Don’t let them. Fundraiser. Money. Please.“ she stammered.

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“How do you have a favorite library? All libraries have books in them, that’s dumb.” Eyes skimming down the flyer, Nyle let out a short laugh. “Look, they’re even going to build a chik-fil-a. That’s good for the environment.”